Raise of the Poodle Lords


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You know something - I actually feel pretty good today. I'm sure it won't last.......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You know something - I actually feel pretty good today. I'm sure it won't last.......

When it's Hump Day, you know it's gotta be a good day. *humps CDP*


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You know something - I actually feel pretty good today. I'm sure it won't last.......
When it's Hump Day, you know it's gotta be a good day. *humps CDP*

*humps CDP from another angle*


Joins the poodle-bang.


Huzzah! It's like HUMPFEST!!!


*Puts on a little mood music*


Gah! Are you (censored) kidding me with this? Do you honestly believe your own, painfully biased tripe?!

Looks around him suddenly aware he is in the wrong thread.

Uh…carry on.

Quickly trots out of the thread.


Sounds like the boss got into CDP's pills by mistake. YAP! YAP!


Were they small, round, blue ones?

Sneezes.


CourtFool wrote:

Were they small, round, blue ones?

Sneezes.

I believe so. Er... how many did you take?


Sneezes.

You mean 'serving size' is not one bottle?


CourtFool wrote:

Sneezes.

You mean 'serving size' is not one bottle?

We will keep your memory alive, Courtfool.

Requiescat in pace.


*humps Courtfool* I might as well get that last dying quiver.


Who do you think was the first one to ponder the dry hump. It is such a let down. They need to be smacked.


Cockapoo wrote:
*humps Courtfool* I might as well get that last dying quiver.

This is wrong on so so so so so many levels...

But oh so right...


Llama Prophet wrote:
Who do you think was the first one to ponder the dry hump. It is such a let down. They need to be smacked.

Probably a cat. Only a cat would be dumb enough and evil enough to create such a monstrosity. YAP!


I don't want to die!

Wait. Will there be 72 virgins to hump?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*humps Courtfool* I might as well get that last dying quiver.
But oh so right...

It is, isn't it? heheh


WOOF!


Firewolf wrote:
WOOF!

Hello. Welcome to the poodle-house. Squeaky toys are on the right. Remember, if a poodle humps you, they are just saying hello.


CourtFool wrote:

I don't want to die!

Wait. Will there be 72 virgins to hump?

Yes, and they all look like this.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Yes, and they all look like this.

I want to die!

Starts sniffing around for another bottle of Clinically Depresed Poodle's meds.


CourtFool wrote:
Firewolf wrote:
WOOF!
Hello. Welcome to the poodle-house. Squeaky toys are on the right. Remember, if a poodle humps you, they are just saying hello.

WOOF!


Firewolf wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Firewolf wrote:
WOOF!
Hello. Welcome to the poodle-house. Squeaky toys are on the right. Remember, if a poodle humps you, they are just saying hello.
WOOF!

Well said, my friend. Well said.


I almost forgot the benefit of eating pretty much anything…you can eat pretty much anything.


CourtFool wrote:
Firewolf wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Firewolf wrote:
WOOF!
Hello. Welcome to the poodle-house. Squeaky toys are on the right. Remember, if a poodle humps you, they are just saying hello.
WOOF!
Well said, my friend. Well said.

WOOF!


CourtFool wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Yes, and they all look like this.

I want to die!

Starts sniffing around for another bottle of Clinically Depresed Poodle's meds.

In the spirit of full disclosure, that picture may have been a male poodle. Since it's just a photo, I didn't have the opportunity to sniff her bum to find out for sure.


CourtFool wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Yes, and they all look like this.

I want to die!

Starts sniffing around for another bottle of Clinically Depresed Poodle's meds.

However, you might get sent to Hell, in which you get humped by this.


Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Yes, and they all look like this.

I want to die!

Starts sniffing around for another bottle of Clinically Depresed Poodle's meds.

However, you might get sent to Hell, in which you get humped by this.

Now people are asking why I'm laughing so hard...

Ugh! I'm never going to bite someone again! And maybe I'll start working at an animal shelter! Anything to avoid that fate!


I have arrived.


Lord High Poodle wrote:
I have arrived.

WOOF!


Lord High Poodle wrote:
I have arrived.

Hey, you're new! *sniffs LHP's bum*


CourtFool wrote:
I almost forgot the benefit of eating pretty much anything…you can eat pretty much anything.

*nibbles on Court Fool*


Cockapoo wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
I have arrived.
Hey, you're new! *sniffs LHP's bum*

I'm a guy.


Lord High Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
I have arrived.
Hey, you're new! *sniffs LHP's bum*
I'm a guy.

I'll be the judge of that.

*sniffs LHP's bum*


So, what's the call?


Its Hump Day and I'm late for the humping!!!

Wow, it got busy around here..

*humps sofa cushion*


Lord High Poodle wrote:
So, what's the call?

I need to sniff some more...

*sniffs*

Maybe someone could give me a second opinion...


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
So, what's the call?

I need to sniff some more...

*sniffs*

Maybe someone could give me a second opinion...

Well, according to my super sniffer he smells like a guy to me.


That was what I thought, too. It's settled, then.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
That was what I thought, too. It's settled, then.

We could hump him to make sure. YAP!


That goes without saying.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
In the spirit of full disclosure, that picture may have been a male poodle.

Your point eludes me.

Tilts his head to one side.


Saaaay, who's the new girl?


Hey, has anyone seen my meds? I left a couple bottle around here somewhere.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey, has anyone seen my meds? I left a couple bottle around here somewhere.....

Why does everything smell purple?


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Why does everything smell purple?

It's the hallucinogens. They always make my day interesting.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Why does everything smell purple?

It's the hallucinogens. They always make my day interesting.....

I think Courtfool's day has been made more interesting as well. YAP! YAP!


*Looks at CDP's empty pill bottle* According to the label this medicine is manufactured in ... FRANCE!!!


They've been poisoning him! Those damn French!

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