*humps Rusty*
Poodle orgy and a roll of quarters! Yap!
{still smouldering from oven incident} "Poodle Orgy and a Roll of Quarters" would make a great band name.
{spots cheese-covered cluster of poodles all a'humpin} OK, that is the grossest Cheese Ball I've ever seen. I think I just permanently lost any cravings for cheese. Ever.
{spots cheese-covered cluster of poodles all a'humpin} OK, that is the grossest Cheese Ball I've ever seen. I think I just permanently lost any cravings for cheese. Ever.
Hmmm, they are so quiet. I think they must be exhausted from the Hump Fest. That nacho cheese product may have hardened like glue too.
Maybe I should roll the Poodle-Cheese Ball in crushed nuts or bacon or something, then roll it over to the Jacks playhouse?
@#$%^( weather! Must be a french plot.
Here is windy and sunny... I love Fall my aguacate tree start loosing more leaves than usual and its rustling sound is just too relaxing...
*humps aguacate tree*
Personally, I like my trees for other reasons....
pees on tree
I think I will go as a French guy.
I'm gonna dress up as a Jack!
YAP!
I'm gonna dress up as a Jack!
Yap! That is a great idea. Maybe I will dress up as a French Jack Cat-girl.
I think I'll go as Vomit Guy. . See, I have him down pat. YAP!
I think I'll go as Vomit Guy. . See, I have him down pat. YAP!
...
Are you gonna eat that?
*inches towards the barf*
I think I'll go as Vomit Guy. . See, I have him down pat. YAP!...
Are you gonna eat that?
*inches towards the barf*
Of course! However, I'll be glad to share! OM NOM NOM!
I've got my ghost costume right here!
holds up a bed sheet with numerous holes cut in it
I've got my ghost costume right here!
holds up a bed sheet with numerous holes cut in it
Hey, with that costume you'll be able to sneak up on a few Frenchmen. YAP! YAP!
I've got my ghost costume right here!
holds up a bed sheet with numerous holes cut in it
{gives CDP a rock}
I'm gonna go as a flumph!
I've got my ghost costume right here!
holds up a bed sheet with numerous holes cut in it
Okay, I'll ask.
Why so many holes?
I've got my ghost costume right here!
holds up a bed sheet with numerous holes cut in it
Okay, I'll ask.
Why so many holes?
"One of the kids asks Lucy where Charlie Brown is. 'Here I am.', Charlie Brown says, and he has eyeholes cut out all over his sheet, matter-of-factly stating that he had a little trouble with the scissors."
That's also why I gave him a rock:
"During trick-or-treating, everyone else gets assorted candy, apples, gum, cookies, money, and popcorn balls. But at every house, Charlie Brown gets the same thing - a rock."
Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!
Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!
I hope it's not an exploding cigar.
Would I do that?
Would I do that?
Against the French everything is free game. YAP!
French? Where?!? Grrr......
French? Where?!? Grrr......
Did you forget? Miss Kitty is French!
I knew there was a reason I injected that cigar with a laxative.
I knew there was a reason I injected that cigar with a laxative.
An explosive cigar during and after? You're evil...
Frenchies deserve it....
We should have a catered party for all the poodles!
Who do we get to do the catering?
Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!
I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
Who do we get to do the catering?
There's that bakery down the street.
No, wait. It's a French bakery.
Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!
Real question: Did french fries really changed their name to freedom fries up in the US?
*eats frenchs and fries*
Real question: Did french fries really changed their name to freedom fries up in the US?
*eats frenchs and fries*
He said French! Get him!
Real question: Did french fries really changed their name to freedom fries up in the US?
*eats frenchs and fries*
He said French! Get him!
Sorry, SORRY!
*makes a run for it*
Yapyapyapyap
I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
The Great Landmine is a myth. The one you should be waiting for is the Great Poodle. He gives out doggie treats and squeaky toys to all the good poodles. He also eats cats and pees on Jacks and Frenchies.
The Great Landmine is a myth. The one you should be waiting for is the Great Poodle. He gives out doggie treats and squeaky toys to all the good poodles. He also eats cats and pees on Jacks and Frenchies.I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
I thought the Great Poodle came at Poodlemas (or was it Eric Mona Day) to reward the bestest humpers and yappers.
The Great Landmine comes on Hallowmine to visit the most sincere landmine patch.
And Al Gore flies through the air in Wonder Woman's invisible jet on Earth Day to deliver carbon credits and apocalyptic nightmares to all the good little children.
Now I'm confused.
Now I'm confused.
Welcome to my world. I suggest being heavily medicated....
The Great Landmine is a myth. The one you should be waiting for is the Great Poodle. He gives out doggie treats and squeaky toys to all the good poodles. He also eats cats and pees on Jacks and Frenchies.I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
Great, so I've been putting myself through intestinal hell for nothing?
My poodle-in-laws have been visiting since last Friday. Only 4 more days to go. I'm pretty sure they're both in league with the french.
Great, so I've been putting myself through intestinal hell for nothing?The Great Landmine is a myth. The one you should be waiting for is the Great Poodle. He gives out doggie treats and squeaky toys to all the good poodles. He also eats cats and pees on Jacks and Frenchies.I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?
Not really. You can just dump some humongous landmines at the Jacks' clubhouse. YAP!
The Great Landmine is a myth. The one you should be waiting for is the Great Poodle. He gives out doggie treats and squeaky toys to all the good poodles. He also eats cats and pees on Jacks and Frenchies.I hope so! I've been stuffing my face full of Chipotle, trying to hasten his arrival!Give the cat-thing a cigar! It got the reference!I have to say CDP, your landmine patch is the most sincere I've ever seen. Maybe the Great Landmine will visit you this year?I thought the Great Poodle came at Poodlemas (or was it Eric Mona Day) to reward the bestest humpers and yappers.
The Great Landmine comes on Hallowmine to visit the most sincere landmine patch.
And Al Gore flies through the air in Wonder Woman's invisible jet on Earth Day to deliver carbon credits and apocalyptic nightmares to all the good little children.
Now I'm confused.
Hmmm, maybe I'm the one that is confused. I thought Al Gore rode in a magic sleigh pulled by man-bear-pigs.
My poodle-in-laws have been visiting since last Friday. Only 4 more days to go. I'm pretty sure they're both in league with the french.
In-laws are ALWAYS in league with the French.
Hmmm, maybe I'm the one that is confused.
As I said earlier, try meds. They've worked wonders for me.......
My poodle-in-laws have been visiting since last Friday. Only 4 more days to go. I'm pretty sure they're both in league with the french.In-laws are ALWAYS in league with the French.
Do you think Mrs. CDP would be mad if I mauled them?
Do you think Mrs. CDP would be mad if I mauled them?My poodle-in-laws have been visiting since last Friday. Only 4 more days to go. I'm pretty sure they're both in league with the french.In-laws are ALWAYS in league with the French.
The question is, does she need to know? "Accidents" do happen you know.
You've got a good point Cockapoo.
*Has an "accident" on the rug*
You've got a good point Cockapoo.
*Has an "accident" on the rug*
*rolls in the "accident"*
*brings Cockapoo a squeaky toy*
Sharing = Caring! YAP!