I hear you, Sumo. My Friday game is on indefinite hiatus. One player moved away, another dropped out and I have not heard from a third for over two weeks.
My D&D gaming group seems to have fallen apart as well. I can't remember the last time we gamed, and it doesn't look like it's going to happen anytime soon.
No wonder I'm depressed....
What are you doing Friday nights? I know this quaint little chat board…
What? You mean Play by Post? I can't do that! What if the other particpants are....french! How would I ever know?
What? You mean Play by Post? I can't do that! What if the other particpants are....french! How would I ever know?
You would see the not-so-subtle clues.
I hear you, Sumo. My Friday game is on indefinite hiatus. One player moved away, another dropped out and I have not heard from a third for over two weeks.
The good news is I found an adult role playing site (yes, that kind of adult) that looks promising. They seem to promote combining full on role playing (some even use systems) with sexuality. Win, win!
Humping and RPG? RPH!!!
The good news is I found an adult role playing site (yes, that kind of adult) that looks promising. They seem to promote combining full on role playing (some even use systems) with sexuality. Win, win!
Rawr! Any openings for ethereal maraud-, er, fuzzy kitties who dress as French maids?
French maids!!!! Grrrr.....
*chews on a squeaky toy*
*rummages through a garbage can* YAP!
Rawr! Any openings for ethereal maraud...
They seem pretty liberal.
Rawr! Any openings for ethereal maraud...They seem pretty liberal.
Hooray! {sips wine and munches croissant, pretends to feed cheese to stuffed Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey}
{sips wine and munches croissant, pretends to feed cheese to stuffed Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey}
<.<
I'm confused.
<.<
G~#+&&n frenchies.....
G~~*@$n frenchies.....
{tosses squeaky Sarkozy at his feet}
{tosses squeaky Bruni at CourtFool's feet}
It's a trap!
It's a trap!
OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
It's a trap!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
Hisssss! {grabs her stuffed Frenchie Monkey and goes ethereal}
It's a trap!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
Aaaaahhhhhh! We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!
Aaaaahhhhhh! We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
{whispers in his ear} It'll be dark soon, and we mostly come at night... mostly. {fades back into Ether}
Aaaaahhhhhh! We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!It's a trap!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
Awww...is that really necessary? I just finished painting the fence...
{whispers in his ear} It'll be dark soon, and we mostly come at night... mostly. {fades back into Ether}Aaaaahhhhhh! We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
Oh no! The French are coming back at dark! They're going to give us baths and put little pink bows in our hair! They'll make us sing French songs and make us eat cheese! Then, they'll make us surrender to all the cults on the board! We'll probably have to surrender to a bunch of cats! I'm scared Sumo, hold me! *gets a death grip on Sumo*
You are over-reacting. It is the French. You just have to threaten to nuke from orbit.
Oh no! The French are coming back at dark! They're going to give us baths and put little pink bows in our hair! They'll make us sing French songs and make us eat cheese! Then, they'll make us surrender to all the cults on the board! We'll probably have to surrender to a bunch of cats! I'm scared Sumo, hold me! *gets a death grip on Sumo*{whispers in his ear} It'll be dark soon, and we mostly come at night... mostly. {fades back into Ether}Aaaaahhhhhh! We have to take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!OMG! The French have infiltrated our thread! YAP! YAP! YAP! GRRRRR!
*humps Cockapoo and Sumo*
You are over-reacting. It is the French. You just have to threaten to nuke from orbit.
Phew!...
*starts painting the porch*
You are over-reacting. It is the French. You just have to threaten to nuke from orbit.
What if that doesn't work? What if they just swarm us from all sides?
You are over-reacting. It is the French. You just have to threaten to nuke from orbit.
{ethereal whispers in his ear:} Sarkozy
escargot
hors d'oeuvre
entrée
à la carte
protégé
beret
Scary, ain't it?
You are over-reacting. It is the French. You just have to threaten to nuke from orbit.What if that doesn't work? What if they just swarm us from all sides?
{ethereal whispers in his ear} c'est la vie
café au lait
laissez-faire
joie de vivre
Sacrebleu!
Boo!
Who let Puddle back in?
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PETA targets Aquarium of the Pacific over seafood promotion
Poodle burgers!?
Huh?
If you have to ask, I'm not tellin'.
Besides, if I am too obvious, others might copy.
Toledo Edison worker kicks family dog
Sounds like a Jack.
Huh?
ZOMBEH BONES, YUMM!!!
*Nibles Aberzombie leg*
CNNFactChceck: CNN butt of Twitter jokes for fact checking SNL skit
Classic.
Broken.
Here's confirmation of CDP's fears.
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Broken.
Kicks his legs while sleeping, almost as if, in his dream, he is chasing some rat-bastard old frenchie down in an attempt to get in a good mauling before he wakes.
{reappears, smoking cigarette and wearing a beret} Hey, which of you was driving the car?
That beret just makes you look uglier...dear ethereal kitty
That beret just makes you look uglier...dear ethereal kitty
Oh yeah? {throws apple pie and hamburger on the ground, stomps on them}
Take that, Capitalist Canine! {happily munches on Socialist fries with Socialism(tm) brand yellow mustard}
*pulls a gun on Miss Kitty*
*pulls a gun on Miss Kitty*
We're gonna get gangsta on these French @*&^%$#!
*pulls a gun on Miss Kitty*We're gonna get gangsta on these French @*&^%$#!
{throws Belgian waffles ninja-style at defiant poodles}
Belgian waffles... cause Belgians wish they were cool enough to be French!