Its monay already... yay...
Oh, the Poodle Master is back!
*bows and licks the Courtfool*
Licks Llamafrog.
Yeah, been back for a bit now. Just needed to take a break from all the job-killing around here.
Hi Poodles!Hi MoMo. We got you an immobilized Jack as a present.
Hmm. *looks over the Jack* I really have no use for one. The reason why is that you can't trust them. If I activated him he'd turn on me. They are the lowest form of life on this planet. Even lower than you poodles.
They are the lowest form of life on this planet. Even lower than you poodles.Hi Poodles!Hi MoMo. We got you an immobilized Jack as a present.
Hey!
Hmm. *looks over the Jack* I really have no use for one. The reason why is that you can't trust them. If I activated him he'd turn on me. They are the lowest form of life on this planet. Even lower than you poodles.Hi Poodles!Hi MoMo. We got you an immobilized Jack as a present.
That's not a very nice thing to say MoMo! Why are you always so angry? Do you think, maybe, that you need to see a therapist - to help you with some of these anger issues?
I did, and it helped lots. I mean, sure, I still maul frenchies, but now I do it as more of a public service. I take no joy in it.
Of course, I don't take much joy in anything......
You could practice your scary Monday faces on him.
Use him to hold down papers that might blow off your desk.
Um…
You could pose him in compromising positions for a laugh when you have a party at your place.
Maybe MoMo doesn't have parties. Maybe that's why he's so angry all the time. Maybe no one wants to come to his parties. Maybe he invites them, and they say "Sure, we'll be there.", but then they never actually show and he's left with a bunch of soda and beer and chips and dip and he's got to eat it all by himself. Then people make fun of him because no one showed up to his party......
That is just mean. I would go to his party.
So would I, but he never invites me.
I..
I....
I don't think MoMo likes me.
Hmm. *looks over the Jack* I really have no use for one. The reason why is that you can't trust them. If I activated him he'd turn on me. They are the lowest form of life on this planet. Even lower than you poodles.Hi Poodles!Hi MoMo. We got you an immobilized Jack as a present.That's not a very nice thing to say MoMo! Why are you always so angry? Do you think, maybe, that you need to see a therapist - to help you with some of these anger issues?
I did, and it helped lots. I mean, sure, I still maul frenchies, but now I do it as more of a public service. I take no joy in it.
Of course, I don't take much joy in anything......
Once again, my name isn't "MoMo" you *&^%$#$!!! *PUNT!!!*
clings to MoMo's foot and starts humping away...
So would I, but he never invites me.
I..
I....
I don't think MoMo likes me.
*rolls eyes* What gives you that idea? *Punts CDP again*
clings to MoMo's foot and starts humping away...
*CDP falls off* Ah, my new Amulet of Anti-Humping is working perfectly!
That is just mean. I would go to his party.
I wouldn't mind having you at my party....as long as you're the main course! *punts Courtfool*
MoMo misses and CourtFool just tilts his head at him curiously.
Psst! Hey poodles! Give me a beer and I'll take care of this assclown for ya!
Assclown? MoMo is our friend.
Assclown? MoMo is our friend.
Friend? The monster is trying to kill you! Even I don't want to do that yet I'm considered a villain by you.
Assclown? MoMo is our friend.Friend? The monster is trying to kill you! Even I don't want to do that yet I'm considered a villain by you.
Some of us find his violence strangely arousing.
Licks Llamafrog.
Yeah, been back for a bit now. Just needed to take a break from all the job-killing around here.
Mmmm, I guess I'm the one who's been away now :P
*humps MoMo*
Kill us?! Don't be ridiculous. He is just playing. He acts like he is trying to punt us, but misses intentionally. If he were trying to kill us, wouldn't there be dead poodles all over the place?
Kill us?! Don't be ridiculous. He is just playing. He acts like he is trying to punt us, but misses intentionally. If he were trying to kill us, wouldn't there be dead poodles all over the place?
*rolls eyes*
That is just mean. I would go to his party.I wouldn't mind having you at my party....as long as you're the main course! *punts Courtfool*
Poor MoMo, you just need a friend. Here, I knit you a nice fur cap to keep your head and ears warm. {tries to place knit cap on MoMo's head}
It took six months worth of hairballs to provide enough fur.
It took six months worth of hairballs to provide enough fur.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get it off me!!! Get it off me!!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get it off me!!! Get it off me!!!
It took six months worth of hairballs to provide enough fur.
Is you heart growing three sizes?! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Well, it's Tuesday.
Again.
Where is the Tuesday Monster?
There is no Tuesday Monster. Maybe we should try to breed one.
Humps Snarky Poodle.
Humps Snarky Poodle.
That's a start.
Hmm. If the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster had a baby, would that be the Tuesday Monster? I mean, it's halfway in between the two...
Where is the Tuesday Monster?
I think Rusty hump it to death
*Dims the lights and puts on a Marvin Gaye album*
bumps into furniture and stubbs paw
OW!
Did someone forget to pay the electric bill?
Who said that?
I can't see. I think someone turned the lights off.
Smells like someone wants to get humped.
Or is that teen spirit? I can never tell the difference.
It smells more like somebody farted. Or is that just the carpet?
It smells more like somebody farted. Or is that just the carpet?
*In the dark* Sorry, that was me!
Sure is dark in here. I can't see a thing. *feels around* *feels something* Ooh, there's a poodle to hump! *takes out the Vaseline*
Sure is dark in here. I can't see a thing. *feels around* *feels something* Ooh, there's a poodle to hump!
Wait a minute! that's not a poodle, that's m-...... !!!! Oh...Dear...God!!!!
*Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump* *Hump* *Hump* Hump* Hump* Hump*
Wow. It sounds like somebody's taking it pretty hard.
Wow. It sounds like somebody's taking it pretty hard.
*sounds of death screams in the air* You ain't kidding! I hope I get it next! *wags tail*
Humps Spotty Carpet.
Humps Spotty Carpet.
X_X
I found the light switch! *lights come on*
*is on the couch smoking a cigarette*
*On the Spotty Carpet face down with an empty bottle of Vaseline next to him* *Pants down to his ankles* *sobbing* I....was....defiled....
Stop acting like it was the first time.