Well, at least the smitings with the rubber chickens will be gone . . . .
Hi-ya! +2 Rubber Chicken Sneak attack!
This is leaving to you?
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Yeah, almost like poodles.You are probably right. Kobolds are sneaky and devious little rat-lizard thingies!In order to keep up on what you say, I'd follow you over to your other forums, but I can't beat the suspicion that I would end up in a pit trap, surrounded by ten more kobolds.
:-)
What you got against poodles?
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What you got against poodles?Yeah, almost like poodles.You are probably right. Kobolds are sneaky and devious little rat-lizard thingies!In order to keep up on what you say, I'd follow you over to your other forums, but I can't beat the suspicion that I would end up in a pit trap, surrounded by ten more kobolds.
:-)
They are taking over the world by breeding with everything. Soon the world will be filled with nothing but barking rat hybrids.
Not to mention they are just hideous...
Cheating on us with other boards, KC? I forgive you, but only if you come back.
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Don't be copy/pasting all my posts and saying they're yours, dude.
Well, at least the smitings with the rubber chickens will be gone . . . .Hi-ya! +2 Rubber Chicken Sneak attack!
Not flanked, nor flat-footed ya lizard. No sneak attack for you!
...nor flat-footed ya lizard.
…but I heard you had fallen arches.
...nor flat-footed ya lizard.…but I heard you had fallen arches.
Nope, none of those either. Bad knees, on the other hand . . . .
Bat Boy!!!!!bares big pointy sharp teeth
What's dat you say about me toadbreath?
**SSSSSIIISSSSSS**
Who you calling bat boy Wolfman Jack?
Bat Boy!!!!!bares big pointy sharp teeth
What's dat you say about me toadbreath?
**SSSSSIIISSSSSS**
Who you calling bat boy Wolfman Jack?
You, bat-brains.
*ribbit*
Don't you have a mushroom you should be sitting under?
Don't you have a mushroom you should be sitting under?
*throws garlic at Thread Vampire*
**throws a vial of Axiomatic Water at the Thread Slaad**
Oh...
I thought the thread title was 'Excite the Kobold'...
umm...
... never mind.
It's a trap?
Lo, do not weep for the kobold's passing. For it is written, that those who believe in Garl Glittergold shall be cherished forever in the Golden Hills. And though he was just a sniveling weaselly reptillian ratlike humanoid NPC mook, he will be missed.
*Looks at Slaad and vampire. Shrugs.*
Not a smrf, not a kobold. Oh well.
*Cuts loose with a holy word*
*Laughs*
It's a trap?
Yes, it is.
It's a trap?Yes, it is.
ATTTTAAAAAACK!!!!!!
<considers quoting something epic from Virigl about mighty warriors contesting, but decides that the Runelord of Sloth occasionally has a point and summons a smurf minion to defend Kobold Cleaver from the Flying Dire Lemmings instead....>
It's a trap?Yes, it is.
Wait a minute, if you're there then why am I here?
*Gasp*You're a clone!
Is he back yet, or is this the longest goodbye ever? I just need to know which party banner to hang.
Is he back yet, or is this the longest goodbye ever? I just need to know which party banner to hang.He hasn't listed all his reasons for leaving yet so until then...
Ah. I see.
::Takes a seat and waits::
Plus, he did say he was going to keep posting in some threads here, so maybe this is one.
Perhaps this farewell thread is a diguised cry for attention?
Perhaps you haff some mothering issues Herr Werwolf. Tell me, did your litter mates shove you avay from your mutter's nipples? How did you feel about that? Do you still cry about it vhen no one is looking? It is normal to feel rejected from such a traumatic experience. Being ze runt of ze litter is a difficult thing.
Hey, KC asked us to fill in for him.
Hey, KC asked us to fill in for him.
I did not!
...time to mess around with his profile...
...time to mess around with his profile...
Hey! Don't talk like I'm not in the thread!
Don't eat the kobold chow!!!
Tch. I see here a classic case of a schizo-pheriniac multiple personaliy disorder. Here ve see how ze kobold transfers his envy, anger and guilt into anozzer form by assuming ze countenace of a pigeon. Tch. So sad. It seems like he iz not even avare of ze transformation. I zink zis will take some time in a sanitarium to properly diagnose.
**snaps fingers**
Udo, Scharnhost. Take zis kobold to ze Happy Smiles Sanitarium. Be careful, he looks as if he hasn't had his rabies shots.
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Nope, Britney's place. Bigfoot and Aberzombie were there too.Where, at Paris Hilton's?He was seen with Elvis recently!Bat Boy!!!!!bares big pointy sharp teeth
What's dat you say about me toadbreath?
Everyone knows Aberzombies don't exhist...
If they did there would be an hour long show in the Discovery Channel that proves nothing.
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Nope, Britney's place. Bigfoot and Aberzombie were there too.Where, at Paris Hilton's?He was seen with Elvis recently!Bat Boy!!!!!bares big pointy sharp teeth
What's dat you say about me toadbreath?
Everyone knows Aberzombies don't exhist...
If they did there would be an hour long show in the Discovery Channel that proves nothing.
In Search of with Leonard Nimoy proved the aberzombie in 1978.