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Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Heathansson wrote:
Is Britney dating a skunk ape now?

That should be the next Pathfinder monster!

:-D


Lathiira wrote:
Well, at least the smitings with the rubber chickens will be gone . . . .

Hi-ya! +2 Rubber Chicken Sneak attack!


This is leaving to you?

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Is Britney dating a skunk ape now?

That should be the next Pathfinder monster!

:-D

Where's Logue?

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Heathansson wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Is Britney dating a skunk ape now?

That should be the next Pathfinder monster!

:-D
Where's Logue?

In England. So maybe baby spice is dating a skunk ape?

Liberty's Edge

Naah, she said that it was just a booty call.

Dark Archive

Sharoth wrote:
Trey wrote:

In order to keep up on what you say, I'd follow you over to your other forums, but I can't beat the suspicion that I would end up in a pit trap, surrounded by ten more kobolds.

:-)

You are probably right. Kobolds are sneaky and devious little rat-lizard thingies!

Yeah, almost like poodles.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

David Fryer wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Trey wrote:

In order to keep up on what you say, I'd follow you over to your other forums, but I can't beat the suspicion that I would end up in a pit trap, surrounded by ten more kobolds.

:-)

You are probably right. Kobolds are sneaky and devious little rat-lizard thingies!
Yeah, almost like poodles.

What you got against poodles?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Tarren Dei wrote:
What you got against poodles?

They're commies.

Dark Archive

Tarren Dei wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Trey wrote:

In order to keep up on what you say, I'd follow you over to your other forums, but I can't beat the suspicion that I would end up in a pit trap, surrounded by ten more kobolds.

:-)

You are probably right. Kobolds are sneaky and devious little rat-lizard thingies!
Yeah, almost like poodles.
What you got against poodles?

They are taking over the world by breeding with everything. Soon the world will be filled with nothing but barking rat hybrids.


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Not to mention they are just hideous...

Dark Archive

Hugo Solis wrote:
Not to mention they are just hideous...

They're almost as bad as humans.

Scarab Sages

Tarren Dei wrote:
What you got against poodles?

G&*&+#n flea-bitten mutts! Ruining other dogs...better dogs...pretty as you please. They should all be Bob Barkered.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

So long little rat!


Cheating on us with other boards, KC? I forgive you, but only if you come back.

Liberty's Edge

Don't be copy/pasting all my posts and saying they're yours, dude.


Don't be copy/pasting all my posts and saying they're yours, dude.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
Well, at least the smitings with the rubber chickens will be gone . . . .
Hi-ya! +2 Rubber Chicken Sneak attack!

Not flanked, nor flat-footed ya lizard. No sneak attack for you!


Lathiira wrote:
...nor flat-footed ya lizard.

…but I heard you had fallen arches.


CourtFool wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
...nor flat-footed ya lizard.
…but I heard you had fallen arches.

Nope, none of those either. Bad knees, on the other hand . . . .


Heathansson wrote:
Thread vampire wrote:

bares big pointy sharp teeth

What's dat you say about me toadbreath?

Bat Boy!!!!!

**SSSSSIIISSSSSS**

Who you calling bat boy Wolfman Jack?


Thread vampire wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Thread vampire wrote:

bares big pointy sharp teeth

What's dat you say about me toadbreath?

Bat Boy!!!!!

**SSSSSIIISSSSSS**

Who you calling bat boy Wolfman Jack?

You, bat-brains.

*ribbit*


Don't you have a mushroom you should be sitting under?


Thread vampire wrote:
Don't you have a mushroom you should be sitting under?

*throws garlic at Thread Vampire*


**throws a vial of Axiomatic Water at the Thread Slaad**


Oh...

I thought the thread title was 'Excite the Kobold'...

umm...

... never mind.


It's a trap?


Lo, do not weep for the kobold's passing. For it is written, that those who believe in Garl Glittergold shall be cherished forever in the Golden Hills. And though he was just a sniveling weaselly reptillian ratlike humanoid NPC mook, he will be missed.


*Looks at Slaad and vampire. Shrugs.*

Not a smrf, not a kobold. Oh well.

*Cuts loose with a holy word*

*Laughs*


Admiral Ackbar wrote:
It's a trap?

Yes, it is.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Admiral Ackbar wrote:
It's a trap?
Yes, it is.

ATTTTAAAAAACK!!!!!!


<considers quoting something epic from Virigl about mighty warriors contesting, but decides that the Runelord of Sloth occasionally has a point and summons a smurf minion to defend Kobold Cleaver from the Flying Dire Lemmings instead....>


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Admiral Ackbar wrote:
It's a trap?
Yes, it is.

Wait a minute, if you're there then why am I here?

*Gasp*
You're a clone!


Is he back yet, or is this the longest goodbye ever? I just need to know which party banner to hang.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
The Jade wrote:
Is he back yet, or is this the longest goodbye ever? I just need to know which party banner to hang.

He hasn't listed all his reasons for leaving yet so until then...


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Is he back yet, or is this the longest goodbye ever? I just need to know which party banner to hang.
He hasn't listed all his reasons for leaving yet so until then...

Ah. I see.

::Takes a seat and waits::


Plus, he did say he was going to keep posting in some threads here, so maybe this is one.


Perhaps this farewell thread is a diguised cry for attention?

Liberty's Edge

Sometimes, a cigar is just that: a cigar.

murrrsh...


Perhaps you haff some mothering issues Herr Werwolf. Tell me, did your litter mates shove you avay from your mutter's nipples? How did you feel about that? Do you still cry about it vhen no one is looking? It is normal to feel rejected from such a traumatic experience. Being ze runt of ze litter is a difficult thing.

Liberty's Edge

I aint no runt!!! It's all lies!!!
Don't listen to Alphamalemeanoppressivebastichsson.
He's a liar, and he eats doody and when you throw a ball for him, he looks at you like you're a moron.


Hey, KC asked us to fill in for him.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hey, KC asked us to fill in for him.

I did not!


...time to mess around with his profile...


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
...time to mess around with his profile...

Hey! Don't talk like I'm not in the thread!


Don't eat the kobold chow!!!


Tch. I see here a classic case of a schizo-pheriniac multiple personaliy disorder. Here ve see how ze kobold transfers his envy, anger and guilt into anozzer form by assuming ze countenace of a pigeon. Tch. So sad. It seems like he iz not even avare of ze transformation. I zink zis will take some time in a sanitarium to properly diagnose.

**snaps fingers**

Udo, Scharnhost. Take zis kobold to ze Happy Smiles Sanitarium. Be careful, he looks as if he hasn't had his rabies shots.

Dark Archive

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Thread vampire wrote:

bares big pointy sharp teeth

What's dat you say about me toadbreath?

Bat Boy!!!!!
He was seen with Elvis recently!
Where, at Paris Hilton's?
Nope, Britney's place. Bigfoot and Aberzombie were there too.

Everyone knows Aberzombies don't exhist...

If they did there would be an hour long show in the Discovery Channel that proves nothing.

Dark Archive

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
...time to mess around with his profile...

It looks like stuff KC would write to me still...

Liberty's Edge

David Wickham wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Thread vampire wrote:

bares big pointy sharp teeth

What's dat you say about me toadbreath?

Bat Boy!!!!!
He was seen with Elvis recently!
Where, at Paris Hilton's?
Nope, Britney's place. Bigfoot and Aberzombie were there too.

Everyone knows Aberzombies don't exhist...

If they did there would be an hour long show in the Discovery Channel that proves nothing.

In Search of with Leonard Nimoy proved the aberzombie in 1978.

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