Luckily Hugo Solis comprises the entirety of that demographic
;_;
*licks Hugo again*
-now I don't know if get scared, freaked, or conforted...-
I would like to enter this race from left field and shake the whole shooting match up.
I stand for traditional the traditional elven values of lust, betrayal and trickery. Of course to humans these values translate as chastity, loyalty and plain dealing.
A vote for me insures frequent 'buy one get one free' holidays at your local Temple of Calistria.
Congress will be much more interesting when I implement the new majority/minority 'whip' rules!
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After much soul searching and discussion with my wife, cat and lovely betta fish, I have decided to officially consider whether or not I will announce my bid to become president.It's a trap!
1 vote for Daigle.
He wins!!!
Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.
Do you need a running mate Daigle? I am just the woman to put the 'vice' in vice president.
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I don't mind being at the bottom of the ticket.
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Do you need a running mate Daigle? I am just the woman to put the 'vice' in vice president.
smirks
I don't mind being at the bottom of the ticket.
I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!
Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.
Yeah, like we are going to believe anything he says.
And why haven't you called over on dlair?
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Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.Yeah, like we are going to believe anything he says.
And why haven't you called over on dlair?
Someone emailed me (which I didn't realize my email was visible there, unless that was you), but there's not been a huge response yet. I'm hopeful, though I'm not sure I can handle a huge response.
I did not e-mail you.
I told him to post on the thread so folks would see there's interest. *shrugs*
I would suggest you post in the D&D sub forum and point out that Pathfinder is the heir apparent of 3.5.
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Hey CF, I've got a play by post that I'm running. It's not BESM but it still might be fun. Pop by if you would be interested.
I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!
Sorry David, but that's a proposition I can resist. Not that I am adverse to working it, I just don't want to do ALL of the work. I need the other person to be there, if you know what I mean.
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I also demand top dollar for all I will bring to someone's ticket.
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I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!
Sorry David, but that's a proposition I can resist. Not that I am adverse to working it, I just don't want to do ALL of the work. I need the other person to be there, if you know what I mean.
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I also demand top dollar for all I will bring to someone's ticket.
When i stack my money i put the small bills on top...so i guess you'll work for ones?
I'd do some work, just not political work...
Hmmm .... Looks thoughtful
How about you CJ? I bet you could use a little eye candy on your ticket to distrac ... err entertain the masses on the way to victory? All I ask is a good salary and a few departments like the FCC and the CIA to keep me busy when you assume office. :)
Runs a finger over her lips
I do love a strong dictator type.
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Hmmm .... Looks thoughtful
How about you CJ? I bet you could use a little eye candy on your ticket to distrac ... err entertain the masses on the way to victory? All I ask is a good salary and a few departments like the FCC and the CIA to keep me busy when you assume office. :)
Runs a finger over her lips
I do love a strong dictator type.
Would you like to be my intern?
Luckily for all you ingrates, I will be a benevolent dictator... uh...president and forgive all your transgressions against my campaign. Except for lastknightleft, I'm having him executed to set an example.
Boos, the mob is ready to put LKL to the torch. Do you want me to take cake of someone else?
*angry mob roars in th background*
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Luckily for all you ingrates, I will be a benevolent dictator... uh...president and forgive all your transgressions against my campaign. Except for lastknightleft, I'm having him executed to set an example.Boos, the mob is ready to put LKL to the torch. Do you want me to take cake of someone else?
*angry mob roars in th background*
Maybe eliminate Heathy too...
Maybe eliminate Heathy too...
I'll put him in the dunegons next to Sebastian, That'll soften him up while you decide how to dispose of him.
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.
I'm in!
The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.
This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.
In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.
Thank you
Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)
I demand an inquiry to investigate the legitimacy of this so-called ‘commision’.
Excellent Idea. We'll get right on it...
Elcian
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.
Weapons of Poodle Destruction?
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Just remember a vote for LastKnightLeft is a vote for defense. After all everyone knows that gay men are in great shape and work out all the time, under my administration every man will be in great shape and work out all the time, we will have the strongest military, and by my policy of the biggest nuke wins negotiations. Nuclear proliferation will assure our safety as well as lifting all bans on stem cell research in order to create genetically superior poodle clones that will lead our nuclear military to new heights of expansion and annex of new territory as my 120 states all of which produce oil initiative comes to life.
After all everyone knows that gay men are in great shape and work out all the time...
I am appalled you would ignore the Bear population.
Dungeons, bears and Sebastian. Oh my!
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The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.
This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.
In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.
Thank you
Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)
This sounds abit on topic...
Dungeons, bears and Sebastian. Oh my!
And poodles! Yap yap!
The left/spears campaign would like the voters to know we were refering to HERO playing bears.
Well that makes sense. Who can put themselves through college for a Masters in Mathematics and pay rent. Living in your mother’s basement is the only economically feasible option.
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The left/spears campaign would like the voters to know we were refering to HERO playing bears.Well that makes sense. Who can put themselves through college for a Masters in Mathematics and pay rent. Living in your mother’s basement is the only economically feasible option.
See my constituents will spin anything I say into something that the general population will support. Dance monkeys dance!
This sounds abit on topic...The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.
This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.
In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.
Thank you
Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)
Your right! Never said I wanted to be elected myself...
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I will agree to vote for whom ever allows me to cook the state dinner.
I will be more than happy to allow you to cook for the state dinner. by the way it's time for my new campaign add
Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."
Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."
Will you support the Poodles?
And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion
Personally I find that concept more scary than a host of Cthulhoid monsters, even in jest...
Yours in a paper bag in your local supermarket,Tigger, Grand Poobah of the Atheist Order of Malarky
I heard lastknightleft had no real experience. He was only governor of the pissant state of Kansas.
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Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."Will you support the Poodles?
Yes I will support poodles, I will support any legislation that crosses my desk reducing penalties for animal abuse cases involving poodles.
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I heard lastknightleft had no real experience. He was only governor of the pissant state of Kansas.
Thank you I was the kansas governor of Pissant, if you are going to levy attacks against my august personage please at least have your facts straight, at least until the mandatory gay marraige ammendment is passed, then at least have your facts gayly forward.
Yes I will support poodles, I will support any legislation that crosses my desk reducing penalties for animal abuse cases involving poodles.
Mmmm... sounds convincing, lets see than written and signed! (of course, we have to have the authorization from the Poodlelord)
