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Sovereign Court

Luckily Hugo Solis comprises the entirety of that demographic


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lastknightleft wrote:
Luckily Hugo Solis comprises the entirety of that demographic

;_;


*licks Hugo again*


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-now I don't know if get scared, freaked, or conforted...-


I would like to enter this race from left field and shake the whole shooting match up.

I stand for traditional the traditional elven values of lust, betrayal and trickery. Of course to humans these values translate as chastity, loyalty and plain dealing.

A vote for me insures frequent 'buy one get one free' holidays at your local Temple of Calistria.

Congress will be much more interesting when I implement the new majority/minority 'whip' rules!

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Heathansson wrote:
Daigle wrote:
After much soul searching and discussion with my wife, cat and lovely betta fish, I have decided to officially consider whether or not I will announce my bid to become president.

It's a trap!

1 vote for Daigle.
He wins!!!

Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.


Do you need a running mate Daigle? I am just the woman to put the 'vice' in vice president.

smirks

I don't mind being at the bottom of the ticket.

Dark Archive

Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Do you need a running mate Daigle? I am just the woman to put the 'vice' in vice president.

smirks

I don't mind being at the bottom of the ticket.

I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!

Spoiler:
not that you would be getting paid much to do the first share...


Daigle wrote:
Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.

Yeah, like we are going to believe anything he says.

And why haven't you called over on dlair?

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CourtFool wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.

Yeah, like we are going to believe anything he says.

And why haven't you called over on dlair?

Someone emailed me (which I didn't realize my email was visible there, unless that was you), but there's not been a huge response yet. I'm hopeful, though I'm not sure I can handle a huge response.


I did not e-mail you.

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

I told him to post on the thread so folks would see there's interest. *shrugs*


Daigle wrote:
I told him to post on the thread so folks would see there's interest. *shrugs*

I would suggest you post in the D&D sub forum and point out that Pathfinder is the heir apparent of 3.5.

Dark Archive

Hey CF, I've got a play by post that I'm running. It's not BESM but it still might be fun. Pop by if you would be interested.


David Wickham wrote:


I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!

Sorry David, but that's a proposition I can resist. Not that I am adverse to working it, I just don't want to do ALL of the work. I need the other person to be there, if you know what I mean.

smirks

I also demand top dollar for all I will bring to someone's ticket.

Dark Archive

Priestess of Calistria wrote:
David Wickham wrote:


I need a running mate still. I'll even let you do one share of the work and get to do another for free!

Sorry David, but that's a proposition I can resist. Not that I am adverse to working it, I just don't want to do ALL of the work. I need the other person to be there, if you know what I mean.

smirks

I also demand top dollar for all I will bring to someone's ticket.

When i stack my money i put the small bills on top...so i guess you'll work for ones?

I'd do some work, just not political work...

Sovereign Court

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Luckily for all you ingrates, I will be a benevolent dictator... uh...president and forgive all your transgressions against my campaign. Except for lastknightleft, I'm having him executed to set an example.


Hmmm .... Looks thoughtful

How about you CJ? I bet you could use a little eye candy on your ticket to distrac ... err entertain the masses on the way to victory? All I ask is a good salary and a few departments like the FCC and the CIA to keep me busy when you assume office. :)

Runs a finger over her lips

I do love a strong dictator type.

Sovereign Court

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Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Hmmm .... Looks thoughtful

How about you CJ? I bet you could use a little eye candy on your ticket to distrac ... err entertain the masses on the way to victory? All I ask is a good salary and a few departments like the FCC and the CIA to keep me busy when you assume office. :)

Runs a finger over her lips

I do love a strong dictator type.

Would you like to be my intern?


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Callous Jack wrote:
Luckily for all you ingrates, I will be a benevolent dictator... uh...president and forgive all your transgressions against my campaign. Except for lastknightleft, I'm having him executed to set an example.

Boos, the mob is ready to put LKL to the torch. Do you want me to take cake of someone else?

*angry mob roars in th background*

Liberty's Edge

CourtFool wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Why are you guys even still trying? Heathy already called the winner.

Yeah, like we are going to believe anything he says.

And why haven't you called over on dlair?

Whaaaaaaat? pshaw.

Sovereign Court

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Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Luckily for all you ingrates, I will be a benevolent dictator... uh...president and forgive all your transgressions against my campaign. Except for lastknightleft, I'm having him executed to set an example.

Boos, the mob is ready to put LKL to the torch. Do you want me to take cake of someone else?

*angry mob roars in th background*

Maybe eliminate Heathy too...


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Callous Jack wrote:
Maybe eliminate Heathy too...

I'll put him in the dunegons next to Sebastian, That'll soften him up while you decide how to dispose of him.


I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.

Sovereign Court

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CourtFool wrote:
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.

I'm all for using poodle cannon-fodder to get rid of the village idiots of the world.


CourtFool wrote:
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.

I'm in!


The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.

This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.

In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.

Thank you

Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)


I demand an inquiry to investigate the legitimacy of this so-called ‘commision’.


Excellent Idea. We'll get right on it...

Elcian


CourtFool wrote:
I propose we assemble an elite squad of poodles and invade Iran to deter their nuclear ambitions.

Weapons of Poodle Destruction?

Sovereign Court

Just remember a vote for LastKnightLeft is a vote for defense. After all everyone knows that gay men are in great shape and work out all the time, under my administration every man will be in great shape and work out all the time, we will have the strongest military, and by my policy of the biggest nuke wins negotiations. Nuclear proliferation will assure our safety as well as lifting all bans on stem cell research in order to create genetically superior poodle clones that will lead our nuclear military to new heights of expansion and annex of new territory as my 120 states all of which produce oil initiative comes to life.


lastknightleft wrote:
After all everyone knows that gay men are in great shape and work out all the time...

I am appalled you would ignore the Bear population.

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Hugo Solis wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Maybe eliminate Heathy too...
I'll put him in the dunegons next to Sebastian, That'll soften him up while you decide how to dispose of him.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Dungeons, bears and Sebastian. Oh my!

Dark Archive

Elcian wrote:

The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.

This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.

In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.

Thank you

Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)

This sounds abit on topic...

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
After all everyone knows that gay men are in great shape and work out all the time...
I am appalled you would ignore the Bear population.

What those buncha mother's basement dwelling, D&D playing, commie gays? it's not that I ignore them so much as I refuse to acknowledge their existance.

Sovereign Court

The lastknightleft campaign would like to profer an official oppology to all D&D players, the statement was given by an aide whom we have fired with a hefty and substantial severance check. The left/spears campaign would like the voters to know we were refering to HERO playing bears.


CourtFool wrote:
Dungeons, bears and Sebastian. Oh my!

And poodles! Yap yap!


lastknightleft wrote:
The left/spears campaign would like the voters to know we were refering to HERO playing bears.

Well that makes sense. Who can put themselves through college for a Masters in Mathematics and pay rent. Living in your mother’s basement is the only economically feasible option.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
The left/spears campaign would like the voters to know we were refering to HERO playing bears.
Well that makes sense. Who can put themselves through college for a Masters in Mathematics and pay rent. Living in your mother’s basement is the only economically feasible option.

See my constituents will spin anything I say into something that the general population will support. Dance monkeys dance!


David Wickham wrote:
Elcian wrote:

The Electoral commission regret to inform all candidates that thier nominations have been invalidated.

This is due to the fact that the position in question is for OFF TOPIC president and all candidates have blatantly remained ON TOPIC thus disqualifying themselves.

In future only candidates who manage to stay off topic will be considered for the ballott. In preferance you will be as far off topic as possible. Possibly not even attending the thread.

Thank you

Elcian (Self Appointed Electoral commissioner)

This sounds abit on topic...

Your right! Never said I wanted to be elected myself...

Dark Archive

I will agree to vote for whom ever allows me to cook the state dinner.

Sovereign Court

David Fryer wrote:
I will agree to vote for whom ever allows me to cook the state dinner.

I will be more than happy to allow you to cook for the state dinner. by the way it's time for my new campaign add

Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."


lastknightleft wrote:
Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."

Will you support the Poodles?


lastknightleft wrote:
And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion

Personally I find that concept more scary than a host of Cthulhoid monsters, even in jest...

Yours in a paper bag in your local supermarket,
Tigger, Grand Poobah of the Atheist Order of Malarky


I heard lastknightleft had no real experience. He was only governor of the pissant state of Kansas.

Sovereign Court

Llamafrog wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Lastknightleft is a fighter, he fought for gay marraige when everyone else said that the government should outlaw it. He fought against family values when every other politician was in the pocket of the lobbyist and promoting destructive and frankly annoying "family values" and as president he will continue to fight. Foriegn countrys line them up. the supreme court, doesn't stand a chance. Random hobos, he'll hospitalize them. And he has now agreed to fight to declare scientology the national religion and outlaw the practice of all other fake religions like cristianity and hinduism. "I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message."
Will you support the Poodles?

Yes I will support poodles, I will support any legislation that crosses my desk reducing penalties for animal abuse cases involving poodles.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
I heard lastknightleft had no real experience. He was only governor of the pissant state of Kansas.

Thank you I was the kansas governor of Pissant, if you are going to levy attacks against my august personage please at least have your facts straight, at least until the mandatory gay marraige ammendment is passed, then at least have your facts gayly forward.


lastknightleft wrote:
Yes I will support poodles, I will support any legislation that crosses my desk reducing penalties for animal abuse cases involving poodles.

Mmmm... sounds convincing, lets see than written and signed! (of course, we have to have the authorization from the Poodlelord)

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
You will be compensated based on your merit. Which, in your case, should be about $0 American.

So like, $10 euros?

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