You are right. Nothing says “class” like a sculpture of you naked and pregnant. But then I am on the anti-class party so…
Hey then you should be more than happy to join my anti-family platform. oh and be sure you catch my new campaign add
"America what a bunch of sissy whiners, don't you wish it was more like France? A vote for me is a vote for change, no more will our country be the slave of silly ideas like right to life. When I'm elected abortions will be mandatory in fact, babies will be aborted in high school that way we don't have to deal with families that slipped through the cracks by having intercourse before the mandatory gay marraige age."
I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message
lastknightleft wrote: …not even thinly veiled snipe… Um…is this how I sound when I talk about Hero in the D&D threads?
Damn, this avatar really grows on you!
Tarren Dei wrote: Damn, this avatar really grows on you! Why did you connect with your inner poodle?
Tarren Dei wrote: Damn, this avatar really grows on you! It still freaks me out.
Callous Jack wrote: Tarren Dei wrote: Damn, this avatar really grows on you! Why did you connect with your inner poodle?
Tarren Dei wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Tarren Dei wrote: Damn, this avatar really grows on you! Why did you connect with your inner poodle? ** spoiler omitted **
Tarren Dei wrote: Damn, this avatar really grows on you! Pushing buttons = teh fun
Well, I thought of how many times this dumb looking avatar made me smile and thought ... Yes, I will throw my weight behind CourtFool for president.
Support CourtFool ... use HIS avatar.
EDIT: Okay, vice-president ... but with those teeth, he's just a sharp throat-tear away from the *oval office.
*The Oval being yellow and brown and having the words 'Pathfinder Society' splayed across it.
Vice President. I am Callous Jack’s running mate.
I thought you were the White House pet. At least until the exterminator arrives to deal with the rat infestation.
David Fryer wrote: I thought you were the White House pet. At least until the exterminator arrives to deal with the rat infestation. I'm going to name him Checkers.
I'm clearly going to have to find some dirt or make some up for some campaign ads against the Jack/Fool ticket. Can't have it overshadowing my Left/Spears candidacy.
I think my slogan will be "because anyone voting for Jack/Fool must be a plain jack fool."
Either that or "Don't vote for stupid" although that one didn't work against Zaphod.
I'm just worried that people will think CF is running for worst dressed sentient. ;p
My vote goes like this:
President: Callous Jack (the charismatic wise man at the throne)
Vice President: Courtfool (the one to handle all dirty affairs with a dirty tone)
Secretary of Defense/offense/commonsense: Heathy (the power behind the throne)
Public Affairs/Relations: Lilith (bringer of cookies to appease all the people the guys listed abode piss off)
There you go
lastknightleft wrote: I think my slogan will be "because anyone voting for Jack/Fool must be a plain jack fool." Success! That category covers more than 50% of voters! Woo hoo! We win!
Hugo Solis wrote: My vote goes like this:
President: Callous Jack (the charismatic wise man at the throne)
Vice President: Courtfool (the one to handle all dirty affairs with a dirty tone)
Secretary of Defense/offense/commonsense: Heathy (the power behind the throne)
Public Affairs/Relations: Lilith (bringer of cookies to appease all the people the guys listed abode piss off)
There you go
Thank you, Hugo, you can be be the Vice President Jr. And once you assassinate Courtfool, the job is yours.
Thanks Mr. President
*begins to sharpen the poodlecleaver*
*licks Hugo*
Callous Jack wrote: Success! That category covers more than 50% of voters! Woo hoo! We win! A vote for Jack/Fool is a vote for idiocy.
Luckily for me I have Paizo's Supreme Court in my pocket so all those silly things you take so seriously (I think they're called votes?) mean nothing to me Muah haha.
Bah! I have the court in my name. Top that ‘last’.
CourtFool wrote: Bah! I have the court in my name. Top that ‘last’. So does Courtney Love, you hear that everybody, a vote for Courtfool says you think Courtney Love would make a good VP.
Actually, I was thinking Lindsey Lohan for Secretary of State. We need more lesbians in this country.
Has she officially come out yet?
You want lesbians in office you should vote for me, by law everyone will be either gay or lesbian that's my whole platform remember mandatory gay marraige. Then we'll have tons of lesbians everywhere.
CourtFool wrote: Actually, I was thinking Lindsey Lohan for Secretary of State. We need more lesbians in this country. I back this up. Thou its not my country...
lastknightleft wrote: You want lesbians in office you should vote for me, by law everyone will be either gay or lesbian that's my whole platform remember mandatory gay marraige. Can I be both?
As a notorious flip-flopper, I shall consider your proposal. By the way, how do you feel about Prime Minister?
CourtFool wrote: *licks Hugo*
Poison will not save you're fluffy hind end.
David Fryer wrote: CourtFool wrote: *licks Hugo*
Poison will not save you're fluffy hind end. Butterfrogs are immune to poison, so no worries. Althou they are covered with a wort-indusing mucus which its inocuos to the touch but severely infectuos if licked or eaten...
CourtFool wrote: Actually, I was thinking Lindsey Lohan for Secretary of State. We need more lesbians in this country. Isn't she just a barsexual?
Hmm. This thread amuses me, not least because rule by council of Runelords is the ultimate form of government. Read The Republic by Plato (and pay attention to how he puts democracy in its place, too). My colleagues who embody seven ideals of ancient Thassilon, are each confident that their philosophies make for ideal rulership qualities.
As my minion who did you think he was refering too when lastknightleft said he had paizo's supreme court in his pocket?
CourtFool wrote: lastknightleft wrote: You want lesbians in office you should vote for me, by law everyone will be either gay or lesbian that's my whole platform remember mandatory gay marraige. Can I be both?
As a notorious flip-flopper, I shall consider your proposal. By the way, how do you feel about Prime Minister?
It's a little chewy and not as juicy as Prime cut sirloin, but in the end I find it palatable
So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
... Electrum Pieces?
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
...The legalization on prostitution for self-righteous clerics?
veector wrote: So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
To thier left...
veector wrote:
... Electrum Pieces?
near the bottom of the pile i don't want get hurt when i fall off...
veector wrote:
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
Where else would i get my bribes from? Maybe spell components...
goes to write up a spell component tax...
Hugo Solis wrote: ...The legalization on prostitution for self-righteous clerics?
Is that prostitution of or prostitutes for clerics?
Latest polling shows David Wickham getting 23% of the general vote, but an amazing 89% amongst Alchemists and Fletchers.
David Wickham wrote: Is that prostitution of or prostitutes for clerics? Both! ;P
veector wrote: So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
... Electrum Pieces?
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
Half-elves will be gay married like everyone else and they'll like it
I will raise taxes on electrum pieces. the tax will be 9 platinum pieces and 9 gold for every piece of electrum owened.
The price of Arrows and potions are just fine, I will allow the corporations to continue operations while reducing restrictive legislation and providing them with tax breaks and freedom to move jobs wherever they see fit.
David Wickham wrote: Hugo Solis wrote: ...The legalization on prostitution for self-righteous clerics?
I will legalize clerics as well as all hard drugs however prostitution would mean cheating on their gay husband/wife and therefor god has spoken personally too me on several occasions and mandated that through my will it remain illegal and have increased penalties.
lastknightleft wrote:
I will raise taxes on electrum pieces. the tax will be 9 platinum pieces and 9 gold for every piece of electrum owened.
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lastknightleft wrote:
The price of Arrows and potions are just fine, I will allow the corporations to continue operations while reducing restrictive legislation and providing them with tax breaks and freedom to move jobs wherever they see fit.
sellout
veector wrote: Latest polling shows David Wickham getting 23% of the general vote, but an amazing 89% amongst Alchemists and Fletchers. YES!
veector wrote:
sellout
Ah yes
Sell Out: sel owt: n one who is both rich and successful and therefor recieves the scorn of those less rich and successful
Latest polling shows lastknightleft getting 45% of the general vote, but an abysmal 2% amongst Electrum miners.
That's merely because electrum miners are homophobic and love children and families.
veector wrote: Latest polling shows lastknightleft getting 45% of the general vote, but an abysmal 2% amongst Electrum miners. how much of the general vote is alchemists flechers and electrum miners?
CJ and CF has 100% of the legalized alien residents, whom support imigrant-work and webposting-cuturization of imigrants and truce on aggressive relations of locals and imigrants.
:P
Hugo Solis wrote: CJ and CF has 100% of the legalized alien residents, whom support imigrant-work and webposting-cuturization of imigrants and truce on aggressive relations of locals and imigrants.
:P
Good news! Open the borders wide to migrant workers from The Gaming Den!!
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