8 word "Stephen King" based game

[Radavel]

hid the ambushers but our heroes were aware

[Andrew Turner]

that all work and no play makes Jack

[Kruelaid]

write 300 pages novels using only one sentence.

[Aberzombie]

Of course, it also makes Jack somewhat cranky.

[drunken_nomad]

The autopsy was going off without a hitch,

[Martin Broadcloak]

which was unfortunate because they needed a hitch.

[Radavel]

Meanwhile outside, the fog came in early blanketing

[Heathansson]

the town eerily for the Charyoutree festivities, which

[Aberzombie]

Rhea of the Coos looked forward to celebrating

[drunken_nomad]

and she took up with Reverend Lowe, covering

[Aberzombie]

some giant turtle who claimed to hold the

[drunken_nomad]

clanging monkey and Incredible Hulk issue #128 in

[Aberzombie]

which our hero beats the crap out of

[drunken_nomad]

a supervillain with the power to make things

[Aberzombie]

turn into Skittles. This, of course, left Roland

[Heathansson]

with a rainbow of fruit flavors in his

[Aberzombie]

six shooters, something rather embarassing when going into

[drunken_nomad]

Gilead to impress the young ladies. Of course,

[Aberzombie]

the young ladies of Gilead were well known

[Patrick Curtin]

to trade their charms for handfulls of Skittles

[drunken_nomad]

Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos disguised themselves to gain

[Aberzombie]

access to some of the candy being given

[Andrew Turner]

out at the Piers Anthony Fan Club

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Bimonscificon. Jake never liked the Incarnations Series, and

[Randall Flagg]

since Roland had a toothache from all the

[Prof. Tolkien]

Skittles, and Eddy said the pastels were only

[Martin Broadcloak]

for straight-up fairies, they decided to leave town.

[Andrew Turner]

Meanwhile, off in the distance, a dog barked.

[Aberzombie]

"That dog's barking," patiently explained Roland, "was Ka."

[Andrew Turner]

"Ka?" asked Eddie.
"Ka...ka," said Roland, slyly.

[drunken_nomad]

"KA-BOOM!" The dog exploded from a grenade lobbed

[Andrew Turner]

by a Sicilian lobstrocity in a morning suit.

[Aberzombie]

The other lobstrocity families didn't take this well.

[Andrew Turner]

The Mothers and Fathers Italian Association invited Roland

[Heathansson]

over for dinner, cigars, and a quick game

[Aberzombie]

of what they liked to call Cement

[Patrick Curtin]

Overshoes. They didn't realize that Roland had his

[Aberzombie]

Ka-tet prepared to make offers that nobody would

[Heathansson]

refuse, and that anybody who got a horse's

[drunken_nomad]

innards hung around the living room, should be

[Aberzombie]

given over to the Crimson King for some

[drunken_nomad]

spanking and then the oral *&$. Buddy Repperton

[Aberzombie]

was unhappy with the situation, so he pulled

[drunken_nomad]

out in his '69 Camaro, burning rubber and

[Aberzombie]

running over something that squealed. "Crap!" exclaimed Eddie.

[drunken_nomad]

"Was that Andy?"

"Andy Dufresne?" asked Buddy. "How

[Andrew Turner]

about them Redsox! I'm the only fan in

[Aberzombie]

this town with any notion of how awesome

[Andrew Turner]

it is to resurrect my own great ideas.

[drunken_nomad]

Like a haunted car, but this time the