STFU noob!I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'. Trey got you, man. He got you and you didn't even know it. His influence courses through your mind, affects all outcomes.
Join us... join the Great Treyglomeration.
Nice use of Babelfish.
Also, since it's backwards, that would mean the opposite.
'Teachings your accept I'.
Not quite the same effect, is it?
Fight the tyrant! Fight the owl!
That's just not true at all. You just make up facts. I happen to hold a PhD in B.A.L.E. (Baltic Abstruse Linguistic Encodery) from Yale.
Latvian is spoken backwards. Duh. So the sentence returns to what I said it meant. If you joined the GT, you'd know these things.
STFU noob!I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'. Trey got you, man. He got you and you didn't even know it. His influence courses through your mind, affects all outcomes.
Join us... join the Great Treyglomeration.
Nice use of Babelfish.
Also, since it's backwards, that would mean the opposite.
'Teachings your accept I'.
Not quite the same effect, is it?
Fight the tyrant! Fight the owl!
You all do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the messageboards.
All your arguments and doubts can be solved by reading the Good Book.
Hands over the Church and Munch™ franchise training manual.
As soon as you acknowlege me as the supreme voice of divinity we can move forward to your vocational training at the Holy Station of the Grill.
Repeat after me:
Fries were made
Fries were eaten
Fries shall come again
Do this for three hours straight and you will come to see the beauty of obeying ME.
Your only as right as you believe you are. I believe I am right
Actually, David, you're only as right as I believe you are. And I don't believe you are (nor anyone else for that matter, excepting myself).
All your arguments and doubts can be solved by reading the Good Book.
Hands over the Church and Munch™ franchise training manual.
As soon as you acknowlege me as the supreme voice of divinity we can move forward to your vocational training at the Holy Station of the Grill.
Repeat after me:
Fries were made
Fries were eaten
Fries shall come againDo this for three hours straight and you will come to see the beauty of obeying ME.
LOL! You just won me over to your cause. Do I get fries with that too?
All your arguments and doubts can be solved by reading the Good Book.
Hands over the Church and Munch™ franchise training manual.
As soon as you acknowlege me as the supreme voice of divinity we can move forward to your vocational training at the Holy Station of the Grill.
Repeat after me:
Fries were made
Fries were eaten
Fries shall come againDo this for three hours straight and you will come to see the beauty of obeying ME.
But what came first, the potatoe or the fry? And if so do tatter tots fit into the holy scriptures.
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LOL! You just won me over to your cause. Do I get fries with that too?
Of course my son. Happy are those who come to my drive thru.
But what came first, the potatoe or the fry? And if so do tatter tots fit into the holy scriptures.
Do not mention the heresy of tater tots! The Cathars ate tater tots and WE EXTERMINATED THEM! DEATH DEATH DEA... err umm ahem.
My son, it is better not to ask too many questions. Rather, trust that I have your best interests at heart and stick to slicing up those tomatoes for me.
But what came first....
I came first. All other things are the result of my boundless creativity and generosity. I magnanimously allow existence to exist.
But what came first....I came first. All other things are the result of my boundless creativity and generosity. I magnanimously allow existence to exist.
Bah! Existence goes better with french fries.
Fries are the holy side dish. Yea it was spoken unto me, serve the Sacred Cow Burger with fries and a sugary carbonated beverage at a combination price and thou shalt multiply your worshippers a thousand fold. And yea, it was done, and the ranks of worshippers did swell, both in numbers and girth, and the Church and Munch™ became the One True Restaurant.
The Kentucky Fried Cathars™ were put to the slicer, their temples cast down and remodeled. The Taco Bogomils™ were scattered, yea their workers were rehired at lesser pay in our fry pits. The Burger Gnostics™ are now no more than a footnote in our menu scrolls. The less we speak of McManichean's™ the better.
Woe unto the heretics, for the Council of Bakersfield did proclaim that Church and Munch™ is the One True Fast Faith.
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Fries are the holy side dish. Yea it was spoken unto me, serve the Sacred Cow Burger with fries and a sugary carbonated beverage at a combination price and thou shalt multiply your worshippers a thousand fold. And yea, it was done, and the ranks of worshippers did swell, both in numbers and girth, and the Church and Munch™ became the One True Restaurant.
The Kentucky Fried Cathars™ were put to the slicer, their temples cast down and remodeled. The Taco Bogomils™ were scattered, yea their workers were rehired at lesser pay in our fry pits. The Burger Gnostics™ are now no more than a footnote in our menu scrolls. The less we speak of McManichean's™ the better.
Woe unto the heretics, for the Council of Bakersfield did proclaim that Church and Munch™ is the One True Fast Faith.
Praise the Tater!
I have to admit, potatoes are pretty good.
Praise the Tater!
Amen my son, amen. Did I mention we have a wonderful Undead Recriuting program? We at Church and Munch™ are dedicated to diversity hiring, and we have found that the undead are a singularly dedicated workforce. We offer incentives like a monthly Convicted Heretic human chase and brain picnic. Think about it, I have a Shift Deacon position opening in this area. Oh, and there are lot of homeless people that hang around here ... just saying.
Fries, Fries, Fries.
Thou Shalt worship the Holy French Fry and the Tater of Holy Comsumption. Thou salt thine Holy Fries, but shalt not drowned them in ketchup or mayonaise. Comsume them and thou Shalt have praved his way onto paradise.
Praise the Self-Righteous Thread.
Now members of the congregation, I'm off to the freezer to gather more fries.
I'm sorry, but I can't hear anyone through the sound of my own awesome.
Existential thought;Can two solipsists be correct?
Presumably they can be if they each have their own universe. Precisely how large their universes might be is of course up to debate...
Presumably they can be if they each have their own universe. Precisely how large their universes might be is of course up to debate...
Existential thought;Can two solipsists be correct?
That makes sense.
Mine's bigger.
Probably. Mine would actually be of quite decent size only it has all these other annoying people running around and cluttering it up.
Yes, I know. I failed solipsism. In the last exam I got completely distracted by the thought that if I were all alone there'd be no-one around to realise how great I am...
Presumably they can be if they each have their own universe. Precisely how large their universes might be is of course up to debate...
Existential thought;Can two solipsists be correct?
That makes sense.
Mine's bigger.
Mine's built like Dr. Who's Tardis. Bigger on the inside than the outside.
I'm sorry, but I can't hear anyone through the sound of my own awesome.
Huh?! What was that? You're not that loud. like a bug hitting a windshield. Well, not loud enough to distrube the law-emcompassing hierarchy of our H.I.V.E. mind.
"we work in union, we work in unison, we work as one. All will be assimulated."