| Full Name |
Simon Magid |
| Race |
Largely human |
| Classes/Levels |
Expert 4 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Age |
42 |
| Special Abilities |
Sesquipedalian |
| Alignment |
Varies with the wind, from NG to LE |
| Deity |
G'nar the Insignificant |
| Location |
Somewhere in that Denmark place |
| Languages |
English, German, Latin, Danish |
| Occupation |
Amateur linguist |
| Strength |
12 |
| Dexterity |
9 |
| Constitution |
12 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
12 |
| Charisma |
11 |
About The Old Hack
Having misspent my youth, I have now somehow arrived to middle age mostly sane and with all limbs intact. This is probably due to divine intervention, but I have found no deity that will admit to responsibility for it, I presume out of embarrassment. I am currently working on a scheme to establish a world government with me at its head; I expect it will take off directly after I have found a way to turn laziness and sleeping late into an ultimate weapon.
