Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?The Jade wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Hey Jade howya doin?I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.
How about yourself?
Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?
Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?
Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.
Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.
Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?The Jade wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Hey Jade howya doin?I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.
How about yourself?
Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?
Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?
Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.
Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.
Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.
I was kidding about Indiana's wild allure.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Heh. Over there, the way you say it tells whose side your on.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:I've never been to Indiana. I've frittered away my travel opportunities on places like London, Athens, Barcelona, Bermuda...That's Barthelona.
I'll never reveal who I thide with!
Röne Bartön |
They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.
And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:I was kidding about Indiana's wild allure.The Jade wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?The Jade wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Hey Jade howya doin?I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.
How about yourself?
Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?
Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?
Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.
Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.
Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.
Sorry I forget my humor is ...flat at times.
The Jade |
They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.
And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.
You're like a whole new type of e-app, virtual pimp.
Spanky the Leprechaun |
They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.
And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.
Hey!
I gno Enor Notrab and you,you no Enor Notrab.
Rone Barton |
Röne Bartön wrote:They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.
And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.
Hey!
I gno Enor Notrab and you,
you no Enor Notrab.
Thank you for your good sense, Spanks. It takes a discerning eye to tell the real me from some guy offering oral favors to listeners. Does that sound like something I'd ever do? Does it?
The Jade |
Episode 44 of Atomic Array explodes into July with Ennie Nominee pedigree! What does this mean for humanity’s good taste and emotional safety? Only time will tell.
Fortune’s Fool, coming this Summer from Pantheon Press, is a Tarot-based roleplaying game set in a fantastic version of Renaissance Europe. We invited Jay Stratton and Jason Keeley on to talk about it. Fortune’s Fool: Your fate is in the cards!
Pantheon Press: http://pantheonpress.com/
Ed’s Pick: The Cooler
Rone’s Rant: “Bullies”
Atomic Array has been nominated for the ENnie Award for Best Podcast. Check out the complete list of ENnie Awards nominees. Pantheon Press is also up for an ENnie. Nobis: The City-States has been nominated for Best Supplement. We featured Nobis on Atomic Array 024, so check out that episode if you’d like to learn more about it.
On episode 34 of Atomic Array, we featured Twilight Sector, from Terra/Sol Games. Terra/Sol has since asked us to create some audio enhancements for one of their adventures. You can grab the free adventures, Somnium Mundus and So It Begins, a free map tile set, and the free adventure-immersive audio files from OneBookShelf.
Iron GM at Gen Con Indy In the life and death world of high stakes DMing, there can be only one. Every year the world’s finest GMs grapple. Blood, teeth and broken dreams litter the battle ground, and when the dust settles, only the true Iron GM is left standing. You think you’re Iron? Prove it. Register as a player or GM at the Gen Con events registration site.
flash_cxxi RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |
The Jade |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:SO happy to have a new episode.+ taig's Avocado Number... :)
This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>
Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.
Crimson Jester |
flash_cxxi wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:SO happy to have a new episode.+ taig's Avocado Number... :)This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>
Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.
It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.flash_cxxi wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:SO happy to have a new episode.+ taig's Avocado Number... :)This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>
Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.
Ah, thanks, CJ.
flash_cxxi RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |
The Jade |
Listened to it today in the car on the way to and from work.
Top notch as usual guys... top notch! :)
Thanks, Flash! The way I botched the opening was not staged. It was just something we left in place because we have a great respect for car wrecks. There's a lot of car wrecks when I'm behind the wheel...
Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
The Jade wrote:It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.flash_cxxi wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:SO happy to have a new episode.+ taig's Avocado Number... :)This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>
Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.
Huh. Weird. Someone just sent me this link a few days ago...
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:Huh. Weird. Someone just sent me this link a few days ago...The Jade wrote:It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.flash_cxxi wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:SO happy to have a new episode.+ taig's Avocado Number... :)This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>
Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.
Funny.
The Jade |
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The Jade wrote:LIGHTNING BOLT!Arcana Whupass wrote:Please, master Whupass. Get to ar-caning dumb people across the rear.The Jade wrote:Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.You rang?
For Master Whupass...
This is the house that lightning bolt
This is the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the cleric of Shelyn of all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the mage who cast a house-ending spell in the morn,
That waked the cleric of Shelyn all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
This is the farmer that wept on his corn,
That angered the grumpy mage who cast a house-ending spell in the morn,
That waked the cleric of Shelyn all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?Made fresh on the premises. Absolutely no leftovers for you, sir.
How the f$+* do you do that? It's a damn good thing that you can't enter your own Atomic Array contests, because you'd win every one.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:How the f%~& do you do that? It's a damn good thing that you can't enter your own Atomic Array contests, because you'd win every one.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?Made fresh on the premises. Absolutely no leftovers for you, sir.
My brain seems wired for odd tasks, apparently. But thank you for the kind sentiment!
The Jade |
El repostingo: <--Fluent Spanish
The ENnie nominated Atomic Array podcast released its 2010 ENnies Special Edition episode today.
It clocks in at 21 minutes, makes the perfect meal on the go, and guarantees to fool your friends and make you the life of the party. Oh fun.
Tune in to hear about Paizo’s ENnie Dominance and about the other ENnie nominated games we’ve spotlighted on our show!
Could I find a way to say ENnie again?
M’yep.