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The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Hey Jade howya doin?

I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.

How about yourself?

Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?

Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?

You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?

Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.

Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.

Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.


I've never been to Indiana. I've frittered away my travel opportunities on places like London, Athens, Barcelona, Bermuda...


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I've never been to Indiana. I've frittered away my travel opportunities on places like London, Athens, Barcelona, Bermuda...

That's Barthelona.


But Rone, your mind has taken you to all kinds of worlds... :)


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Hey Jade howya doin?

I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.

How about yourself?

Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?

Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?

You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?

Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.

Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.

Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.

I was kidding about Indiana's wild allure.


Julian Neale wrote:
But Rone, your mind has taken you to all kinds of worlds... :)

True! And some of them even featured in National Pornographic.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I've never been to Indiana. I've frittered away my travel opportunities on places like London, Athens, Barcelona, Bermuda...
That's Barthelona.

Heh. Over there, the way you say it tells whose side your on.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I've never been to Indiana. I've frittered away my travel opportunities on places like London, Athens, Barcelona, Bermuda...
That's Barthelona.
Heh. Over there, the way you say it tells whose side your on.

I'll never reveal who I thide with!


They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.

And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.

The Exchange

The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Hey Jade howya doin?

I'm doing alright. Thank you for asking. Emptying out my basement and I'm going to paint it with a silicone shield and redo everything so it stops molding up.

How about yourself?

Well because I am currently at my 9 - 5 I can not get the Image of Dolly Parton singing the song from Letterman earlier this week out of my noggin. She was dressed in Pink and Black with Black eyeliner on and all I could think of was, When did Dolly Parton go goth?

Yeah, Plus Urizen is afraid since I told him my plan of world domination is coming to fruition. Muahahah .. oh um. So Amazon?

You know guys, the fact that I've never been to the Amazon didn't bother me before, but now my non traveling self feels like the dullest guy in the room. <G> I'll be in Indiana in a few months. That's pretty exciting, no? No? Anyone?

Here I was thinking you just went to amazon.com and ordered some books.

Indiana no clue if it is exciting or not, never been east.

Made every continental state west though, and Mexico.

I was kidding about Indiana's wild allure.

Sorry I forget my humor is ...flat at times.


Röne Bartön wrote:

They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.

And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.

You're like a whole new type of e-app, virtual pimp.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Sorry I forget my humor is ...flat at times.

Comic puberty will change everything, my dear. Be patient.


Röne Bartön wrote:

They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.

And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.

Hey!

I gno Enor Notrab and you,
you no Enor Notrab.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Röne Bartön wrote:

They love me in French Lick, Indiana. Larry Bird can kiss my very white ass. Right where my new lipstick tattoo is located. On the left.

And as for Indianapolis? Not only will I be there in August, I will own that city. It'll be fan service twenty four seven. Bring your shine boxes, people! The Rone abides.

Hey!

I gno Enor Notrab and you,
you no Enor Notrab.

Thank you for your good sense, Spanks. It takes a discerning eye to tell the real me from some guy offering oral favors to listeners. Does that sound like something I'd ever do? Does it?


Episode 44 of Atomic Array explodes into July with Ennie Nominee pedigree! What does this mean for humanity’s good taste and emotional safety? Only time will tell.

Fortune’s Fool, coming this Summer from Pantheon Press, is a Tarot-based roleplaying game set in a fantastic version of Renaissance Europe. We invited Jay Stratton and Jason Keeley on to talk about it. Fortune’s Fool: Your fate is in the cards!

Pantheon Press: http://pantheonpress.com/

Ed’s Pick: The Cooler
Rone’s Rant: “Bullies”

Atomic Array has been nominated for the ENnie Award for Best Podcast. Check out the complete list of ENnie Awards nominees. Pantheon Press is also up for an ENnie. Nobis: The City-States has been nominated for Best Supplement. We featured Nobis on Atomic Array 024, so check out that episode if you’d like to learn more about it.

On episode 34 of Atomic Array, we featured Twilight Sector, from Terra/Sol Games. Terra/Sol has since asked us to create some audio enhancements for one of their adventures. You can grab the free adventures, Somnium Mundus and So It Begins, a free map tile set, and the free adventure-immersive audio files from OneBookShelf.

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Is it exploding backwards?
Or forwards into JULY?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Is it exploding backwards?

Or forwards into JULY?

I see time travel was the first symptom of this dreaded ENnie nomination. Good catch, Mr. M. 'Tis fixed.


SO happy to have a new episode.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.

Thank you. :) So happy to finally have one out the door

The Exchange

And congrats to you and Ed.


Crimson Jester wrote:
And congrats to you and Ed.

Thanks, CJ! :)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.

+ taig's Avocado Number... :)


flash_cxxi wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.
+ taig's Avocado Number... :)

This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>

Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.


Thank you, thank you all my fans! Look me up in Indy in August for one-on-everyone fan servicing. My favorite color is periwinkle.

The Exchange

The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.
+ taig's Avocado Number... :)

This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>

Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.

It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.
+ taig's Avocado Number... :)

This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>

Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.

It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.

Ah, thanks, CJ.


Röne Bartön wrote:
Thank you, thank you all my fans! Look me up in Indy in August for one-on-everyone fan servicing. My favorite color is periwinkle.

Are you a doppleganger or a pod person? I keep forgetting what spec fic genre I awoke in.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.

+Avo...oh, f&&! it.

The Exchange

taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.

+Avo...oh, f%&& it.

I think you need a new number taig.


taig's #1 ! taig's #1!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Listened to it today in the car on the way to and from work.

Top notch as usual guys... top notch! :)


flash_cxxi wrote:

Listened to it today in the car on the way to and from work.

Top notch as usual guys... top notch! :)

Thanks, Flash! The way I botched the opening was not staged. It was just something we left in place because we have a great respect for car wrecks. There's a lot of car wrecks when I'm behind the wheel...

Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.
+ taig's Avocado Number... :)

This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>

Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.

It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.

Huh. Weird. Someone just sent me this link a few days ago...

The Exchange

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Jade wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
SO happy to have a new episode.
+ taig's Avocado Number... :)

This riddle of the Sphinx... I've pondered it for hours. Alas, I am at wit's end. What in the world is an Avocado Number?! <G>

Ah! Just looked it up. Man, do I feel like the guy who missed a class everyone else attended.

It has been FAWTLed around for a bit now.
Huh. Weird. Someone just sent me this link a few days ago...

Funny.


The Jade wrote:
Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.

You rang?


Arcana Whupass wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.
You rang?

Please, master Whupass. Get to ar-caning dumb people across the rear.

Silver Crusade

Can't wait to check out the new episode, although it is going to have to wait until I get back from Italy.


The Jade wrote:
Arcana Whupass wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.
You rang?
Please, master Whupass. Get to ar-caning dumb people across the rear.

LIGHTNING BOLT!


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Arcana Whupass wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Arcana Whupass wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Finally, a chance to unleash my "Arcana Whupass" pun! I've had that one in waiting since early 2002. I'm nothing if not (a mental) patient.
You rang?
Please, master Whupass. Get to ar-caning dumb people across the rear.
LIGHTNING BOLT!

For Master Whupass...

This is the house that lightning bolt

This is the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the cleric of Shelyn of all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the mage who cast a house-ending spell in the morn,
That waked the cleric of Shelyn all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.

This is the farmer that wept on his corn,
That angered the grumpy mage who cast a house-ending spell in the morn,
That waked the cleric of Shelyn all shaven and shorn,
That married the fifteenth level bard all tattered and torn,
That kissed the succubus all forlorn,
That milked the advanced minotaur with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the werewolf lord,
That worried the rakshasa,
That killed the dire rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that lightning bolt.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Can't wait to check out the new episode, although it is going to have to wait until I get back from Italy.

I'm greener than the Hulk, CH.

Liberty's Edge

Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?

Made fresh on the premises. Absolutely no leftovers for you, sir.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?
Made fresh on the premises. Absolutely no leftovers for you, sir.

How the f$+* do you do that? It's a damn good thing that you can't enter your own Atomic Array contests, because you'd win every one.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
The Jade wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Why do I get the feeling you just made that up right now?
Made fresh on the premises. Absolutely no leftovers for you, sir.
How the f%~& do you do that? It's a damn good thing that you can't enter your own Atomic Array contests, because you'd win every one.

My brain seems wired for odd tasks, apparently. But thank you for the kind sentiment!


El repostingo: <--Fluent Spanish

The ENnie nominated Atomic Array podcast released its 2010 ENnies Special Edition episode today.

It clocks in at 21 minutes, makes the perfect meal on the go, and guarantees to fool your friends and make you the life of the party. Oh fun.

Tune in to hear about Paizo’s ENnie Dominance and about the other ENnie nominated games we’ve spotlighted on our show!

Could I find a way to say ENnie again?

M’yep.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Short, sweet...and Rockin'!

See you guys at the show!

The Exchange

El Bumpo!


Congrats on the Ennie, guys. Now, who predicted that???

The Exchange

@ENnies gold best podcast atomic array

WOO HOOO!!!!!!!


Congratulations on the Ennie, to the tea-hating fleabag and that other guy... Ron isn't it?;)

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