RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32
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How about a button that when pushed, executes a named poster. Off the top of my head, I could really use a Karelzarath button, a heathansson button, a Daigle button, a The Jade button, and a Fatespinner button.
Oooh! What about a button that shocks Cosmo when it's pushed. You could hook it up to a webcam so that we could watch.
*presses the Sebastian button*
*a door in Sebastian's room opens up to reveal Dante, who fires a volley of Desert Eagle bullets at him, then throws his greatsword fast enough to catch up to the bullets, splitting them all in half and sending the chopped-up projectiles hurtling through Sebastian's body and desk, leaving nothing but a bloody mess in their wake*
*Dante then snatches up Sebastian's hookers and blow and departs with a wink*
How about a button that when pushed, executes a named poster. Off the top of my head, I could really use a Karelzarath button, a heathansson button, a Daigle button, a The Jade button, and a Fatespinner button.
Ah, it's great being at the top of Sebastian's "Must Kill" list. It took some serious doing to pull that off. I'd like to thank the Academy... ;)
Oooh! What about a button that shocks Cosmo when it's pushed. You could hook it up to a webcam so that we could watch.
Nah, what we need is to send a crate of Nerf weapons to the Paizo office and a volunteer to record the ensuing carnage.
How about a button that when pushed, executes a named poster. Off the top of my head, I could really use a Karelzarath button, a heathansson button, a Daigle button, a The Jade button, and a Fatespinner button.
What a cruel and heartless post.
Oooh! What about a button that shocks Cosmo when it's pushed. You could hook it up to a webcam so that we could watch.
Though perhaps I'm being too quick to judge a differing point of view...
Would these, ah, buttons be distributed based on the merits of the poster, or instead on willingness to use revolving credit in a reckless fashion.
I could get on board for the latter, personally.
EDIT: I've been lobbying for Paizo enchiladas myself.
You know what I want. A big red 'Ignore' button I can take with me anywhere I go. Then, when someone is being a jerk, I can just put it down on the table and press it and pretend they aren't there anymore. Who's gonna give me one of those, eh?
Y'know, I think I would buy one of these.
Ah, it's great being at the top of Sebastian's "Must Kill" list. It took some serious doing to pull that off. I'd like to thank the Academae... ;)
Fixed it for ya'.
PLEASE RECONSIDER! I MUST BE CAREFUL WITH MY FEW REMAINING SANITY POINTS!
<G> When I talk gibbering mouthers cover their ears.
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How about a button that when pushed, executes a named poster. Off the top of my head, I could really use a Karelzarath button, a heathansson button, a Daigle button, a The Jade button, and a Fatespinner button.
Oooh! What about a button that shocks Cosmo when it's pushed. You could hook it up to a webcam so that we could watch.
Edit: How about a button that makes a frosty chocolate milkshake? I could really use one of those. Gary told me he can do it on the chat the other day. I have faith in him.
What'd fatespinner do?
Douche.Touche.
I love an eye rhyme, maybe cuz I'm louche.
<G> When I talk gibbering mouthers cover their ears.PLEASE RECONSIDER! I MUST BE CAREFUL WITH MY FEW REMAINING SANITY POINTS!
With what?<G> When I talk gibbering mouthers cover their ears.PLEASE RECONSIDER! I MUST BE CAREFUL WITH MY FEW REMAINING SANITY POINTS!
Why, eyeballs, of course.
Or maybe Elton John?Fatespinner.....is Liberace?What'd fatespinner do?What'd he not do? That dude wears eyeliner and runs around in a cape on Friday nights.
Or Freddie Mercury?
Fatespinner.....is Liberace?What'd fatespinner do?What'd he not do? That dude wears eyeliner and runs around in a cape on Friday nights.Not Liberace...............
FateSpinner is
This made me think up an anagram in Elvis Presley.
Silvery Sleep. Neat.
Frankenfurter?
Kenny Everett?
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It's true.What'd fatespinner do?What'd he not do? That dude wears eyeliner and runs around in a cape on Friday nights.
I got nothen.
Who?
Kenny Everett?
As long as were mentioning showy British guys who liked... other showy British guys... (Liberace will be considered 'honorary British' for this example)
Very influential dude.
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You cannot vote people out; fear leads to hate; hate leads to the dark side; the dark side leads to Ant & Dec in an Australian jungle with 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here' or 'Big Brother' with Davina. This sort of merciless humiliation (one step beyond even what Emperor Palpatine would have gone for) is certainly not in the Paizo spirit, or at least not in my opinion. (Or at least not very often, since I suspect someone may be about to propose a counter-example.)
The darkside leads to a weekend with me telling you all about my economics rules for D&D 4.0..........Wa! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Nothing wrong with eyeliner and capes, gents. But that crime solving can put you in the way of some real dangerous characters.
Glam rock crime ignorers unite!
Nothing wrong with eyeliner and capes, gents. But that crime solving can put you in the way of some real dangerous characters.
Glam rock crime ignorers unite!
Images of Ziggy Stardust stopping a bank robbery are now flitting through my mind.
Bowie is a pacifist. But he would give that robber such a look!
Of course, I've forgotten what 'doing a Fatespinner' was in the context.
IIRC, he had to ask about Hommlet (perfectly rational, but hey...).
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I've always thought an ignore function was the best idea on message boards ever, and allows people to moderate what people they are exposed to - reducing contention, unless they are unable to resist the urge to click 'You are ignoring that guy you hate. Click here to view the post'
Or ... people could just resist the urge to read the posts of the guy they hate without an ignore function. Because seriously, if you can't do that, can you really resist clicking that button?
With what?
<G> When I talk gibbering mouthers cover their ears.
With something human language has no name for.
How about a button that when pushed, executes a named poster.
Just use the pro edition of google earth, which grants you access to GAPs (global annihilation platforms). You enter a coordinate, soom, press the button, ZOOM.
Edit: How about a button that makes a frosty chocolate milkshake? I could really use one of those. Gary told me he can do it on the chat the other day. I have faith in him.
Now you're being ridiculous. The technology for this is still centuries away. Before we go to the moon - for real, not that sham with Armstrong and those other guys no one ever remembers - you can forget it, because we'd need outer space ice to digitalise and download via the internet.
If anyone here talks to Bugleyman, can you tell him I didn't read what he just wrote? Until we get ignore buttons, I put on dark glasses and peek through my fingers to make sure I don't see posts I disagree with.
Hey, Bugleyman! Trey told you to tell you a load of rubbish you just read, anyway. Take care.
:P
If anyone here talks to Bugleyman, can you tell him I didn't read what he just wrote? Until we get ignore buttons, I put on dark glasses and peek through my fingers to make sure I don't see posts I disagree with.
Hey, Bugleyman! Trey told you to tell you a load of rubbish you just read, anyway. Take care.
:P
Thanks, man. Got to keep myself PURE!
;)
Just take a look at this thread.
Maybe we can just put Yellowdingo on probation until he can learn to use the Spoiler button?
Or how about just an option to Ignore certain posters? Please ... anything.
Heck, make me a Moderator and I'll even edit the Spoiler Tag into the post.
But it really makes the threads tedious and drives me away from the Paizo forums and thus the Paizo website and thus the Paizo Store and Paizo products.
FWIW,
Rez
After reading Yellow Dingo's spoiler filled posts, I completely agree with you. He should be immeaditely banned from posting on Paizo message boards for life. Also, if I can find a way to do it, he should be banned from viewing the Paizo web site for life too. To make that happen will take a technological leap in computer science.
Somehow, we have to find a way to scramble this web site specially for his eyes. Maybe we can create a special wave-length that just affects his optic nerves. He will be unable to view the Paizo web site, but he can still look at other sites on the Internet. Personally, I favor banning him from looking at the entire Internet, but that may be going too far.
We need to set up a think-tank of the leading experts in computer science, as well as doctors and scientists who specialize in opthomology. It will take a lot of work and countless amounts of money, but we can do it. Make it so!
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After reading Yellow Dingo's spoiler filled posts, I completely agree with you. He should be immeaditely banned from posting on Paizo message boards for life. Also, if I can find a way to do it, he should be banned from viewing the Paizo web site for life too. To make that happen will take a technological leap in computer science.
Somehow, we have to find a way to scramble this web site specially for his eyes. Maybe we can create a special wave-length that just affects his optic nerves. He will be unable to view the Paizo web site, but he can still look at other sites on the Internet. Personally, I favor banning him from looking at the entire Internet, but that may be going too far.
We need to set up a think-tank of the leading experts in computer science, as well as doctors and scientists who specialize in opthomology. It will take a lot of work and countless amounts of money, but we can do it. Make it so!
Bad news: string theory invalidates religion and evolution. The universe is debris of change in possiblity so we have already been kicked off the internet...
Bad news: string theory invalidates religion and evolution. The universe is debris of change in possiblity so we have already been kicked off the internet...
String is only theoretical? But then what have my cats been playing with all this time?!
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Bad news: string theory invalidates religion and evolution. The universe is debris of change in possiblity so we have already been kicked off the internet...
You cannot simultaneously determine both my bandwidth and my connectivity at the same time, therefore until you collapse the waveform probability of my On/Off the internet state to zero or one, you have to assume that I am both on the internet and kicked off the internet.
Bad news: string theory invalidates religion and evolution. The universe is debris of change in possiblity so we have already been kicked off the internet...You cannot simultaneously determine both my bandwidth and my connectivity at the same time, therefore until you collapse the waveform probability of my On/Off the internet state to zero or one, you have to assume that I am both on the internet and kicked off the internet.
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To Schroedinger I say, "Let the effin' cat out of the box, would ya?"
To Schroedinger I say, "Let the effin' cat out of the box, would ya?"
Meow, babies! I'm out and Fab-UUUUU-lous. Take a memo.