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To Schroedinger I say, "Let the effin' cat out of the box, would ya?"
Bad news: string theory invalidates religion and evolution. The universe is debris of change in possiblity so we have already been kicked off the internet...You cannot simultaneously determine both my bandwidth and my connectivity at the same time, therefore until you collapse the waveform probability of my On/Off the internet state to zero or one, you have to assume that I am both on the internet and kicked off the internet.
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It can only exist in the box if it has cyclic fluid state of possibility. Unfortunately it like you are debris of change so you are in the box and it isnt a cat...
"STOP PUTTING YOUR SISTER IN THAT BOX!"
"I have no sister!"
"Stop trying to invalidate your sister's existance!"
You cannot simultaneously determine both my bandwidth and my connectivity at the same time, therefore until you collapse the waveform probability of my On/Off the internet state to zero or one, you have to assume that I am both on the internet and kicked off the internet.
Considering you are debris of change in possibility (rather than possibility creating change) tied to a "singularity", I can go where you can go and because I exist with greater possibility...the Universe is in the box and the cat is outside.
To Schroedinger I say, "Let the effin' cat out of the box, would ya?"You cannot simultaneously determine both my bandwidth and my connectivity at the same time, therefore until you collapse the waveform probability of my On/Off the internet state to zero or one, you have to assume that I am both on the internet and kicked off the internet.
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Unfortunately it like you are debris of change so you are in the box and it isnt a cat...
I'm debris of change? That is like the meanest !@#%in' thing anyone has ever called me! You made me sob, you brute!
And telling me I'm in the box and the cat isn't isn't science... it's the end of each Flinstones episode.
I would like to vote that I be banned... K-thnkx-bye.
Several points which I find interesting have suggested themselves to me from the preceding debate, which I thought I would post:
1) What happens to the rest of us when the cat blinks? 2) Terry Pratachett observes that a cat in a box can be in three possible states; (i) alive, (ii) dead, or (iii) bloody furious. Before he was a professional author, Mr. Pratchett was purportedly a press officer for the British nuclear industry, so may very well know about warping reality. 3) Are some people's sisters in fact cats, either literally or figuratively?
I believe if was Descartes' abyssinian who said, "I meow, therefore I am."
Does that work if the cat is insane though? Or if it changes its mind?
I believe if was Descartes' abyssinian who said, "I meow, therefore I am."
What if the cat is in a soundproof box and may or may not be meowing?
I wuv kittens.
Does that work if the cat is insane though? Or if it changes its mind?
I believe if was Descartes' abyssinian who said, "I meow, therefore I am."
As a lover of cats, I challenge you to find me a cat who isn't a little insane or doesn't constantly change its mind. ;)
"I'm in this room now! NO! Now I want to be in THAT room! Touch me. YESSSSSSSSSS! Touch me on my belly! GET OFFA ME! RAAAAAAAAAAAPE! Food? I love you. Big smile."
*Aaaaaaaaaaahhh...sweet release!
I'm sorry were you saying something?
*Aaaaaaaaaaahhh...sweet release!
I'm sorry were you saying something?*Uses spraybottle*
Bad cat!
/Runs beneath kitchen table, licks shoulder vigorously, plots urine-centric revenge with a side dish of cold hairball in the middle of your nightly path to the bathroom.
plots urine-centric revenge
I am not worthy.
::bows::
plots urine-centric revengeI am not worthy.
::bows::
Of course you aren't, canid, but at least you recognize your betters.
/slinks over to windowsill, hops up, stetches out languidly.
2) Terry Pratchett observes that a cat in a box can be in three possible states; (i) alive, (ii) dead, or (iii) bloody furious. Before he was a professional author, Mr. Pratchett was purportedly a press officer for the British nuclear industry, so may very well know about warping reality.
Terry loves cats I think. So does Death. Don't be cruel to cats, or he'll have a word with you when you meet him. And you WILL meet him.
The cat you mention was, of course, Greebo. Who makes wolves detour around his village. Who eats vampires.
Ther was a kitten born in Lancre with two heads. No one took great notice, though, since Greebo managed to be the male ancestor for that kitten for the last dozen or so generations.
3) Are some people's sisters in fact cats, either literally or figuratively?
Wouldn't put it past Greebo.
Don't forget to mention how they pee all over the place too. (grumble)
That's not really true. They only pee over things you really like or really need.
I love making references to Schroedinger's Cat... no matter how painfully strained. :)
Don't lose any sleep over the straining - the reference was already strained. On purpose.
I would like to vote that I be banned... K-thnkx-bye.Attempting to desert this ship early is bad form.
It is? Oh my god! We're all doomed! ABANDON SHIP! ME AND WOMEN FIRST!