Villains Last Words Chart

[Samuel Kisko]

Killing time before round 3 entries are public:

Villains Last Words Chart - 1d20

1 - Was that a healing potion I just drank?
2 - Ha! Fools, even though they have a powerful bite, the muscles that OPEN the jaws are really weak.
3 - Are bones supposed to do that?
4 - How ironic, the prophecy never mentioned Demogorgon
5 - So NOW I run out of charges
6 - I'd feel better if I had some crampons while climbing this thing
7 - I always wanted to try this spell
8 - Fools! My cannibalistic rat-monkeys shall carry me to safety!
9 - Oh Great Dark God, Ender Of All, He Without Mercy!I beseech you!
10 - Ha! The trick is to stand still when they charge
11 - They're only ceremonial guards
12 - *opens spell book* unsummon demon, unsummon demon, lets see..
13 - Wow, that left a bizarre taste in my mouth
14 - Violence is NOT the answer
15 - Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?
16 - Huh, I've never seen flame glow blue like that
17 - You have enough tattoos on you to be a Red Wizard of Thay
18 - You shall never find the treasure in the bottom of the pond!
19 - If, I can just reach...the...lever
20 - Huh, my phylactery looks just like that

[Sean Huguenard]

21 - Rosebud...

[FabesMinis]

My brothers... urk..

The secret is... cough, splutter

I am... sorry... I couldn't kill you...

[el_skootro]

"Mission Accomplished"

El Skootro

[Lord Vile]

Hey....that hurts!!!

[William McNulty]

Sect wrote:

21 - Rosebud...

lol

I have something *cough* to tell you....

your mom.

[Bill Lumberg]

Is this plugged in?

[William Cronk]

But you're not my faithful underling...

[DarkArt]

22. I switched glasses when your back was turned!
23. Mamma not done yet. . .
24. Have you really considered the benefits of owning a complete set of encyclopedias?
25. Sandwiches! What did I give the wife?
26. Gather wood and oil!
27. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

[Chris Mortika]

28. A mirror? Big whoop.
29. Okay. Whoever said there should be a second door to this room: I'm sorry, you were right.
30. You? You puny prime material plane humans? Trying to take me out on my home abyssal plane? Phhah! You and what army, you one-headed fools?

[Curaigh]

I AM left handed.
I'll just retreat to the secret castle of AAaarrrgghhh.

[Dungeon Grrrl]

From actual games of mine.

At last, I win!
Fine. Suffer your victory.
I bow to the priveledge of power.
Joke's... on me...
My divine mother DID tell me there would be days like...
There's almost NO chance you could survive THIS!!

And the most popular eve,

But I just... wanted... your atention.

[Set]

Hold my Ale, this will be funny.

[Reckless]

I, Your King, command you to put down that silverware and pay attention to this quest I'm giving you....

[Liquidator Queeg]

Spoken by BBEG cleric: "Well, let's have a little immorality then!"

And my favourite, said by a player (not a villain): "Dude, do you smell sulphur?"