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Aberzombie

Oct 30, 2007, 09:29 am

Just noticed this article. I love it when the Navy kicks ass.

Sir Kaikillah

Oct 30, 2007, 10:50 am

Aaaargh pirates on the open seas. It old story in modern times.

Mike McArtor Contributor

Oct 30, 2007, 11:02 am

Ha ha ha! Pirates suck.

*sips sake*

Skeld

Oct 30, 2007, 11:18 am

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Since the hijacked vessel (that was retaken by its crew) was Japanese, does the qualify as a "pirates vs. ninjas" scenario?

-Skeld

Heathansson

Oct 30, 2007, 11:28 am

Were any shuriken found in the pirates' gunbarrels? Or notes pinned to their foreheads with haikus written on them?

Skeld

Oct 30, 2007, 11:31 am

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Heathansson wrote:

Were any shuriken found in the pirates' gunbarrels? Or notes pinned to their foreheads with haikus written on them?

The article is unclear on these points.

-Skeld

Cosmo Director of Sales

Oct 30, 2007, 11:34 am

Heathansson wrote:

Were any shuriken found in the pirates' gunbarrels? Or notes pinned to their foreheads with haikus written on them?

You're asking if there was any evidence of a ninja attack after the fact?!?

The complete lack of evidence is the evidence.

Cosmo Director of Sales

Oct 30, 2007, 11:37 am

Cosmo wrote:

Heathansson wrote:
Were any shuriken found in the pirates' gunbarrels? Or notes pinned to their foreheads with haikus written on them?
You're asking if there was any evidence of a ninja attack after the fact?!?
The complete lack of evidence is the evidence.

That being said...

I wish to reiterate that there is no such thing as a "ninja". Not now, nor has there ever been.

"Ninja's" are just a myth of popular and fanciful imagination.

Spoiler:

::throws a smoke bomb at his feet and disappears::

Mike McArtor Contributor

Oct 30, 2007, 11:39 am

I was wondering why Gninjita and Gninja had put in for plane tickets to Somalia on their expense reports...

Such good ninja minions.

*sips sake*

Gninjita Good Ninja Minion

Oct 30, 2007, 11:51 am

Mike McArtor wrote:

I was wondering why Gninjita and Gninja had put in for plane tickets to Somalia on their expense reports...

Such good ninja minions.

*sips sake*

I'm sorry boss, we, er, "forgot" to save some of the haikus for review, but there were just too damn many of those pirates! I even had to use my super-secret special maneuvers on 'em!

*goes to write more haiku*

Mike McArtor Contributor

Oct 30, 2007, 12:25 pm

Gninjita wrote:

I'm sorry boss, we, er, "forgot" to save some of the haikus for review, but there were just too damn many of those pirates! I even had to use my super-secret special maneuvers on 'em!

*goes to write more haiku*

No no, it's fine. No need to apologize. You killed pirates. I might even let you and your brother have some time off in reward. How does a couple hours sound?

Gninjita Good Ninja Minion

Oct 30, 2007, 12:33 pm

Mike McArtor wrote:

No no, it's fine. No need to apologize. You killed pirates. I might even let you and your brother have some time off in reward. How does a couple hours sound?

Hooray! That means I can bake a fresh batch of cookie shurikens! And alla you funny pirate types - the boss is watched constantly by the Thousand-Eyed Gninja That Gnever Sleeps! No funny business!

Spanky the Leprechaun

Oct 30, 2007, 12:38 pm