They don't have talk like a ninja day.
They don't have a ninja a.p. like savage tide is a pirate ap.
Johhny Deppe dind't play ninjas. Evar.
Pirates rule!
Ninjas is teh sucks!!!
Don't ignore me. I hate when you ignore me.
They have Askaninja.com. And if you type in "askapirate.com" it takes you to askaninja.com because the ninja killed the pirate and took his domain.
Heathansson wrote: They don't have talk like a ninja day. Pfft...
That would be one day where no one said anything. Tell me that wouldn't be an improvement for most people.
Besides... Ninjas don't need a day, the already made their own month.
Heathansson wrote: Don't ignore me. I hate when you ignore me. I was hoping that if we ignored you you'd go away. ^_^
(No, not really. We love you Heathy. Except today.)
Cos wrote: Yarrr! *silent ninja murder ability*
Amai d'Cannith wrote:
*silent ninja murder ability*
Arr! Who be cuttin' the cheese aboard ship now?
Ninjas are so 13 year old acne-faced boys who have never been laid.
EDIT: Let's face it…the only thing worse is a angst-ridden vampire.
Hey, I haven't seen any episodes of Pirate Warrior on G4 yet...
(laughing) You are using a show on G4 as a measure of quality?
Cosmo wrote: Heathansson wrote: They don't have talk like a ninja day. Pfft...
That would be one day where no one said anything. Tell me that wouldn't be an improvement for most people.
Besides... Ninjas don't need a day, the already made their own month.
That guy ever shut up?
CourtFool wrote: (laughing) You are using a show on G4 as a measure of quality? No, i am using a show on G4 as the source of a punchline in an effort to create humorous entertainment.
Dragonmann wrote: No, i am using a show on G4 as the source of a punchline in an effort to create humorous entertainment. Oh. (awkward silence) Carry on.
Heathansson wrote: One Piece is piratey. ...and made by the country that invented ninjas.
Most ninjas wish they were pirates.
Mike McArtor wrote: Heathansson wrote: One Piece is piratey. ...and made by the country that invented ninjas. I thought Chuck Norris invented ninjas from reading a Frank Miller comic book.
Heathansson wrote: I thought Chuck Norris invented ninjas from reading a Frank Miller comic book. Whenever Chuck Norris breathes in, five pirates die. Whenever he breathes out, a ninja is created.
(That's right, it takes the souls of five pirates within Chuck Norris to make a single ninja.)
Heathansson wrote: They don't have talk like a ninja day.
They don't have a ninja a.p. like savage tide is a pirate ap.
Johhny Deppe dind't play ninjas. Evar.
Pirates rule!
Ninjas is teh sucks!!!
Well no, they don't talk hence no talk like day... but there is a day:
Day of the Ninja. Just FYI.
*Quietly leaves the overdone ninja vs pirate argument*
Mike McArtor wrote:
Whenever Chuck Norris breathes in, five pirates die. Whenever he breathes out, a ninja is created.
(That's right, it takes the souls of five pirates within Chuck Norris to make a single ninja.) Hah! Everyone knows pirates have no souls.
Well, TLAP is over, but ninjas still suck.
Heathansson wrote: They don't have talk like a ninja day. "Kyo wa ii tenki des ne", said the friendly ninja.
Tensor wrote: Heathansson wrote: They don't have talk like a ninja day. "Kyo wa ii tenki des ne", said the friendly ninja.
"Hai, ii desu. Demo, samui desu yo." Says the equally friendly ninja.
(I just missed a joke, didn't I? :/ )
Including Snake Eyes? Or is there an exception for ninjas who are also dolls?
"Anata no hahaoya o naguruzo", said the mean ninja.
I posit the Barbarian as a viable alternative in the ninja/pirate debate.
Mulban wrote: I posit the Barbarian as a viable alternative in the ninja/pirate debate. but, you gotta say it like a barbarian :-)
Tensor wrote: "Anata no hahaoya o naguruzo", said the mean ninja.
*shocku!* T_T "Anata wa hidoi desu ne!" Says the now upset ninja.
Tensor wrote:
but, you gotta say it like a barbarian :-)
Fine, woman. I'll cleave the first dogs head that says there is no such thing as Barbarian speech and drink from his skull!
The ninja can keep their shadows, and the pirate's scurvy ridden bones would snap like kindling in honorable combat. It is with an axe on the open field of battle that I will show you their shortcomings!
Honestly, one of the most memorable encounters I ever took part in during a DnD game was when we ran up against some ninja pirates. Seriously.
The DM explained the back story of how they came to be. Some pirates, feeling inadequete, attacked some ninja's in an effort to show their superiority. The Ninja's beat the pirates and took the pirate ship as loot. the ninja's figured it'd be fun to go sailing. But then were only beaten by our group of PC's because of the fact that a ninja who resorts to acts of piracy has lessened themselves to the point that they are lower than stand alone pirates.
Kireta Kai wrote: Tensor wrote: "Anata no hahaoya o naguruzo", said the mean ninja.
*shocku!* T_T "Anata wa hidoi desu ne!" Says the now upset ninja. O_o
"Nyah?" says the confused ninja who doesn't actually speak Japanese.
William Pall wrote: Honestly, one of the most memorable encounters I ever took part in during a DnD game was when we ran up against some ninja pirates. Seriously.
The DM explained the back story of how they came to be. Some pirates, feeling inadequete, attacked some ninja's in an effort to show their superiority. The Ninja's beat the pirates and took the pirate ship as loot. the ninja's figured it'd be fun to go sailing. But then were only beaten by our group of PC's because of the fact that a ninja who resorts to acts of piracy has lessened themselves to the point that they are lower than stand alone pirates.
So when they died, were they Pirate-Ghosts, or Ghost-Pirates?
Amai d'Cannith wrote: Kireta Kai wrote: Tensor wrote: "Anata no hahaoya o naguruzo", said the mean ninja.
*shocku!* T_T "Anata wa hidoi desu ne!" Says the now upset ninja. O_o
"Nyah?" says the confused ninja who doesn't actually speak Japanese. *hugs* Amai-chan! Those other ninjas said mean things! T_T
Oh great. Emo ninjas. (rolling eyes)
Kireta Kai wrote: *hugs* Amai-chan! Those other ninjas said mean things! T_T oh no tahts not kewl we shoud al bee firends cuz were all NINJaS! right lol
pirats totaly sux we shoud all gang up on the an sho them whos bos u no/
lol
NINJAS!1
CourtFool wrote: Oh great. Emo ninjas. (rolling eyes)
Better than Sesame Street's new Elmo Ninja...
"Hahahaha! Now Ninja Elmo pours poison down string into rival lord's ear... then he does the chicken dance!!"
"Dorothy wants to learn about kyoketsu shoge!!!"
Heathansson wrote: "Dorothy wants to learn about kyoketsu shoge!!!" Dorothy, I kill people with my kyoketsu shoge like this.
*stab*
Sebastian wrote: Heathansson wrote: "Dorothy wants to learn about kyoketsu shoge!!!" Dorothy, I kill people with my kyoketsu shoge like this.
*stab* "This is how a baby kills people with kyoketsu shoge... *baby looks confused, stabs highchair and self repeatedly* Hahahaha, thanks baby!"
Gavgoyle wrote:
"This is how a baby kills people with kyoketsu shoge... *baby looks confused, stabs highchair and self repeatedly* Hahahaha, thanks baby!"
"Mr. Noodle, that's not how you trip people with a kyoketsu shoge."
*Mr. Noodle slowly turns purple as the chain wrapped around his neck cuts off his oxygen*
"Hahaha! Mr. Noodle!"
"Sebastian wrote: *Mr. Noodle slowly turns purple as the chain wrapped around his neck cuts off his oxygen*
"Hahaha! Mr. Noodle!"
You are truly my new best friend, Sebastian.
Gaaah! Beat me to Mr. Noodle!!!! Naaarg...
Mulban wrote: So when they died, were they Pirate-Ghosts, or Ghost-Pirates? Neither, they were just dead. Those that turn against the ninja way deserve no after-life.
Heathansson wrote: Gaaah! Beat me with a wet Noodle!!!! Naaarg... 0.o
Mike McArtor wrote: Heathansson wrote: I thought Chuck Norris invented ninjas from reading a Frank Miller comic book. Whenever Chuck Norris breathes in, five pirates die. Whenever he breathes out, a ninja is created.
(That's right, it takes the souls of five pirates within Chuck Norris to make a single ninja.) So...Chuck Norris is a gasbag (sucking air out of the universe) and ninja="solid halitosis"?
Garjen Soulhammer wrote: So...Chuck Norris is a gasbag (sucking air out of the universe) and ninja="solid halitosis"? Er... *uncomfortable silence*
You just insulted Chuck Norris...
Um... not that I want to get too close now (being on the same planet might be close enough for Mr. Norris to consider me an accomplice) but are you still alive Garjen? Just checking because... you know...
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