You're O.J.
You go to the cops and say, "I've found a bunch of stuff that was stolen from me; can you help me get it back?"
The cops reply, "This guy got off for killing his wife, and now he wants us to help him steal stuff? You believe the arrogance here?"
What's the Juice to do? I think a lot of the stuff was probably his. And I think the police probably laughed at him and called him names when he told them so. And I think he's a complete idiot to decide that, if the police won't help, he's entitled to do it himself. He probably needs to face the fact that, unlike the criminal court way back when, the whole world pretty much thinks he's a murderer.
With a nickname like "The Juice" I'm just upset that he set his sights as low as robbery. So much serial killer potential. Killing people and running them through a juicer. Using one of those hand-juicing apparatuses to torture and kill victims. Replacing blood with orange juice. Where's the panache? The creativity?
Sad. Just sad.
This is all because of 4E.
This is all because of 4E.
People say "LOL" a lot without meaning it literally; in this case, I actually did laugh out loud.
OJ robbed a guy!
That's almost as much fun to say as: Cheney shot a guy in the face!
thats so much as to say Hillary did smoke a cigar :D
This just in: OJ argues that "This is all a big misunderstanding!" Apparently, according to unnamed sources, The Juice had tracked the 'real' killer all the way to Vegas, and had been informed that he was holed-up in the dealers' room, armed and ready for OJ and in cahoots with the dealers. With this revelation, the ACLU now intends to sue the Vegas PD for causing OJ undue pain and suffering by allowing the 'real' killer to escape during the commotion.
Sounds like a movie plot. It stars Harrison Ford as O.J. Simpson, racing to find the real killer before the LVPD can find him...
This is all because of 4E.
Don't blame 4e for bad human judgement