Idle boast about primacy of post on a new page, denoting a milestone.
Snarky pointing out of fact that said poster is not holding the position they claim.
Self-satisfied, smugly condescending comment, followed by smiling emote as if to suggest the comment be taken in jest regardless of its offensive nature. ;)
+1
Nerdrage.
Addition symbol followed by an arabic numeral that represents a single entity, the unit of counting or measurement.
Exhortation to perform better in the future.
Mispeling and error grammar.
Thoughtlessly typed informal text construction that is a three letter, capitalised anagram denoting a gelotological response that would be anatomically mediated by the constriction of the epiglottis by the larynx , were it actually happening.
Invocation of cacao based precipitation.
mention of faux deity that proves, upon following the link,to be a felis silvestris looking though an aperture, captioned.
Non-sequitur
Demand for mod intervention.
Flagged post.
Mocking echo using thematically- and situationally-appropriate alias.
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Attempt to pass off humour from the Onion as one's own.
Vitriol against Robins.
[mangled forum commands)Godwin./uniform resource locator)
Inane comment made with intent to amuse or befuddle.
Continuation of off-topic diatribe.
Accidental post in wrong thread by clueless newbie.
Immediate failed attempt to save face by making it seem intentional and relevant to current topic.
Overused meme in bold font.
Vulgar anatomical reference.
Casual pointing-out of distance between posts with slight condescending tone.
Threadcarp.
Repetition of necromancy meme.
Random creeping.
Repetition of necromancy meme.
Now in quotes.
Flippant affirmation.
Inappropriate off-topic remark.
Silly joke in the vain attempt to lighten the atmosphere, feeling very tolerant and clever for that.