Generic Post

[Lord Fyre]

veector wrote:

Silly post making fun of llamas :)

Another silly post making fun of making fun of Llamas.

[Gary Teter]

A post which attempts to test the bounced service.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Post attempting to bring back the first topic.... again.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which weakly attempts to support the post above, but inadvertently threadjacks.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Hijack post by one of the following:

1) Jack
2) Heathy
3) Kobold Cleaver
4) Sebastian

[Aberzombie]

Disturbing examination of the socio-political aspects of the mating habits of Phacochoerus africanus.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which holds forth extensively on the topic of Phacochoerus Africanus, but obviously found out what to say on Wikipedia.

Anecdote about vehicle in a computer game.

Boast of prowess.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Off-colour joke about Linnaean classification.

M1sguided attempt at leet-speak.

[Callous Jack]

Joey Lafyatis wrote:

Hijack post by one of the following:

1) Jack
2) Heathy
3) Kobold Cleaver
4) Sebastian

Denial of being affiliated with threadjackers.

Smug satisfaction at being listed at the top.

[Jal Dorak]

Condescension; smug disapproval of threadjacking.

[Ubermench]

Newbies jumping in on other peoples conversations. ;)

[Aberzombie]

Maladroit hendiadys.

[Larry Lichman]

Misplaced post addressing the topic of a different thread.

[Callous Jack]

Advertisement for joining the Cult of Jack.

[Cultist of Jack]

We have beer, babes, and our own private chef. He's also a pretty fair party planner.

[Gary Teter]

The first post of testing of the day, but perhaps not the last.

[Jason Beardsley]

Nonsensical rant about pony-worshiping godlike lawyers being the only legitimate cult figurehead, while denying the legitimacy of any and all imitators.

[David Fryer]

Angry rant about the destruction of historic sites like Fengdu in the name of progress.

[Aberzombie]

Brazen repudiation of Kohlberg's Theory of Moral Development.

[PonyLVR,]

Obligatory post asking "Where is my Pony!"

[Lipto the Shiv]

Flippant irrelevancy. Attention Grab.

[Labradoodle]

PonyLVR, wrote:

Obligatory post asking "Where is my Pony!"

Gratuitous post mocking little girls who love ponies.

[Gary Teter]

Gratuitous post which exists for no reason other than to tickle the messageboards.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Gary Teter wrote:

Gratuitous post which exists for no reason other than to tickle the messageboards.

Stupid post:

(ex: Funny! or Good one!) that its...

[Ubermench]

Gratuitous post which mentions smurfs.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Post that backs up the previous smurf post.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which contributes something valid to the discussion, but is forgotten a moment later.

[Allhate Insurance]

Threat of legal action against Kobold Cleaver unless he pays his insurance premium.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Aberzombie wrote:

Maladroit hendiadys.

Sinister neologism.

[Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law]

Allhate Insurance wrote:

Threat of legal action against Kobold Cleaver unless he pays his insurance premium.

Allow me to offer my services in regards to legal proceedings against the lizard.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Stern admonition about previous post.

[Callous Jack]

Shameless pluggery.

[Un-Callous Jack,]

Response to shameless pluggery.

[Butterfrog]

Request for Legar action against thread thievery

[WHG's Flunkie]

Butterfrog wrote:

Request for Legar action against thread thievery

Pointy accusing finger and shout of 'WARLOCK!'

[The Witch Hunter General]

WHG's Flunkie wrote:

Butterfrog wrote:

Request for Legar action against thread thievery

Pointy accusing finger and shout of 'WARLOCK!'

Response of 'nonsense, now get back on UFO hunting duty'.

[Crimson Jester]

There is no need for legal action here.

[Ubermench]

Badly written observation about the blatantly obvious.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post grumbling about posters who spam the word-games section, just to get their post count up, and who don't actually make a serious effort to try to fit their posts in with anything which has actually gone before. Tone of post makes it clear that poster is an extremist who thinks that those who do not take word games seriously should have their eyes put out, their hands chopped off, and their ears stopped up with molten lead, or at the very least be executed.
Poster is suspended for a week as a result, leading to even more grumbling when poster returns that trolls frequenting the 4E boards are treated less severely, before poster announces that Paizo is 'clearly anti 4E'- and that he/she will launch a personal crusade to bring the company down.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post announcing that the poster of the previous post has been arrested by the FBI, and is undergoing questioning for 'misuse of NASA resources'.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post expressing relief that 'the late unpleasantness' seems to be now over, thanks to the ever-vigilent heroes of the FBI.

[Ubermench]

Turning previous posters recent unpleasantness into a word game.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which doesn't make a serious effort to try to fit in with anything that has gone before.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Nonsense Post!

LINK!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which accuses the previous poster of threadicide.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Angry Post!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which consists of nothing but quotes of the previous post, with lengthy rebuttals.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post which utilises the word fail to insult and belittle the other posters on the thread.

Accusation of incompetence, and poor mental ability.

Strident hyperbole.

Claim that rudeness is excusable.

Claim of genius.

Derogatory remarks about others.

Quote of previous poster. Claim that all the other posters are guilty of harrassment.

Non-sequitur.

[Jal Dorak]

Obligatory commentary on posting practices.

Veiled insult at long-time community members.