Then you leave us no choice but to invoke the "Santa Clause". We will now take possession of all your worldly belongings, including your phylactery, and have the elves convert them to toys for all of the good little boys and girls of the world. As of Christmas, you will be left with nothing and cease to exist.
If you wish to continue coverage, please contact us before December 24.
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Have a nice day.