Post which makes a big deal out of being first on a new page, but veers off in a tangerine.
Additional test post which has nothing whatsoever to do with April 1st.
Give it up, eyeball-fire-thingy, I know you is made no joke!
Requisite April Fool's bogus news item cleverly constructed so as to leave one wondering, "Is it really true?"
Expression of sorrow at lack of OMG!!!PONIES!!!!!!!!! this year.
Expression of sorrow at lack of OMG!!!PONIES!!!!!!!!! this year.
What..no ponies???
I mean, you pansy, who cares about ponies!!! ;)
Spontaneous Shock and Awe
Post that is there as pure padding to set up the next post
666th post in the thread, which starts by mentioning plausible co-incidences like chernobyl being the russian word for wormwood and the strangeness of the 666 in barcodes but then plummets headlong into absurdity by claiming secret knowledge of the Mayan calendar and claims roswell was magic mirror of the Ur-Men heralding the four horsemen, which correspond to the mentioned unmentionable four corporations.
Expression of general confusion and frustration.
Huuuuuurrrrrrl.
Quote of the above poster with brief agreement, then misuse of the posters words to prove an unrelated point that should really be on another thread.
Angry post relating to certain Postmonster's prank.
Post with no purpose except to test something.
Post with no purpose except to threaten Pstmnstr.
What the...?
Post with no purpose except to test something.Post with no purpose except to threaten Pstmnstr.
What, I can't even say 'Pstmnstr' now?!
That Tetr. He's really asking for a thwackin' now.
pst tht tks th prvs pstrs avdnc f vwls bt t fr.
Jinkies!
Post that agrees with the previous poster zealously and sycophantically, in accordance with a sock puppet's true nature.
Poster provides links to naked photos of self.
Post which ponders whether a post really exists if no one can see it.
Edit!
A post to point out that it can, indeed, be seen.
:)
Post from a fictional character that is bleeding to death on another thread.
Post from a fictional character that is bleeding to death on another thread.
Sympathetic post which condems Pstmonstr to Nine Hells of Baator.
