A threadjack on 4e, arguing the inability of the current status quo's ability to create a perfect system. A succinct description of a new simple rpg rules mechanic that changes the history of roleplaying and features prominently in 5e D&D, followed by a :).
Poster attempts to destroy this useless thread with the sheer force of his planet sized ego.
He fails.
Poster begins to cry - and nobody notices.
See? I told you no one noticed. ;-)
Fails to notice previous poster and gives personal opinion on Barack vs. Hillary. Waits in hopeful anticipation for the flame wars to begin.
None do.
Many months later, posts something about how Sugarloaf was the best band ever.
Eventually all poster's posts disappear into obscurity. If only he had noticed bubbagump's cry, he may have made a friend.
Fails to notice previous poster...
See? I was right!
Too bad nobody noticed that, either...
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Rubber and glue rebuttal. Continued obliviousness, flavored with pretension.
Points out irony to previous poster using long-winded post with "colorful" language.
Restates prior post.
Bashes previous poster using tone of superiority.
Belittles posters opinion.
Belatedly attempts to avoid further confrontation by indicating "just my two cents."
Post which agrees that too much poking is really annoying and is glad that these boards are PG13 else he feels that this useless post could in fact become something other than PG13.
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Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games
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Poster makes some ham fisted and patently incorrect connection between "poking" and "String Theory" in an unsubtle and ridiculous attempt to sound smart.
Provides a Wikipedia link that anyone could find if the simply googled "String theory".
** spoiler omitted **
Post that agrees with and supports the ham fisted connection between poking and string theory.
Post wondering if PHBIV of 4e will incorporate a String Power Source.
Poster spams thread with dozens of violent rants against smurfs.
More of aforementioned spamming occurs.
And so on...
Further ranting in the same vein as above.
Post which attempts <out of misplaced and misguided but noble concerns> to threadjack the thread into an all out smrf war between Kobold Smrfer and everyone else. [url="smurf"][/url] (Before the post mysteriously vanishes).
Poster writes urgently about something that will no doubt be invisible to everyone for the next hour, by which time it just won't matter anymore.
Post which attempts <out of misplaced and misguided but noble concerns> to threadjack the thread into an all out smrf war between Kobold Smrfer and everyone else. [url="smurf"][/url] (Before the post mysteriously vanishes).
Poster observes that much smurfing has already occurred and begs that kobolds not be brought into the discussion.
Poster comments on the whimsical and comical nature of thread, without having read the majority of the posts in said thread.
Poster remarks on the latest trend in 4E information leakage.
When all else fails, we can whip the Dead Horse
Poster asks, "Can't we all just get along?" Other posters look around and wonder where the fight was.
Stupid joke playing off something one of the last five posters wrote.
Thread refresh to see if anyone acknowledged stupid joke.
Repeat.
Thread refresh to see if anyone acknowledged stupid joke.
Repeat.
Poster replies with implied ad hominem.
Poster replies with implied ad hominem.Thread refresh to see if anyone acknowledged stupid joke.
Repeat.
Inquiry as to whether poster really was trying to say what it appeared he was trying to say. Speculation that if this is the case, post was so out of the realm of ordinary discourse that no response is immediately apparent. Expression of surprise that a post of this nature showed up on this message board, since it is more of a type usually found on other RPG boards.
Profession of disinterest in the subject the previous paragraph was devoted to.
