The List

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Colored pencils
New blank page

[Kruelaid]

1 missing post???

[Heathansson]

a box of chiclets

[drunken_nomad]

a three-cent stamp and an old Avengers comic book

[drunken_nomad]

I! CANT! DRIVE! TWO HUNDRED FIFTY FIIIIIIIVE!!!

[Heathansson]

A palfrey

[MaxSlasher26]

???

[Heathansson]

a tongue scraper

[Kelvar Silvermace]

A herring!!!!

[Heathansson]

the left headlight off a Dodge Dart

[Kelvar Silvermace]

Two dollars!!!

Spoiler:

Kudos to anyone who catches the reference.

[Heathansson]

a wooden nickel

[drunken_nomad]

a mountain of PURE SNOW!

[Kelvar Silvermace]

lint, an old movie ticket, a bit of string, a cat toy, 37 cents, a Canadian dime and a wheat penny.

[Heathansson]

Maalox

[drunken_nomad]

five steel wheels

[Kelvar Silvermace]

backpack, 50' silk rope, waterskin, trail rations, bedroll, sack, flint and steel.

[Heathansson]

10 foot pole

[drunken_nomad]

a dire porcupine named 'Phydough'

[Heathansson]

A dire seamonkey warband led by a 12th level seamonkey Cleric of Cartman

[Garjen Soulhammer]

A 119-inch pole.

[Heathansson]

Spark Plugs

[waltero]

I haven't read all the posts but this reminds me of that Pschedelic Furs' song "All of This and Nothing"

May I add:

dominoes, a pack of cards
a picture of the queen,
a dress to wear on sundays
and a handle for the door...

[Kelvar Silvermace]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings...

[7th Son]

And 275! A new meaningless world record!

Glad I could bring that to you.

[Kruelaid]

A pack of condoms fitted for bonobo monkeys.

[Tobus Neth]

100,000 light years long rope

[Heathansson]

galactic grappling hook

[Kelvar Silvermace]

Claire Bennet
Isaac Mendez
Hiro Nakamura
Matt Parkman
Nathan Petrelli
Peter Petrelli
Micah Sanders
Nikki Sanders...

Spoiler:

Are you on the list?

[Vattnisse]

A marklar

[Tobus Neth]

Goblin Shark!.

[Kruelaid]

Nude hag

[Tobus Neth]

4e

[Kelvar Silvermace]

4.5e

[Heathansson]

a can of spam

[Garjen Soulhammer]

5e in 2010.

No 6e, 'cuz the world ends in 2012....

[Heathansson]

a thermos

[Tobus Neth]

velcro slippers

[Heathansson]

apple pie

[Tobus Neth]

crowbar

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Grape jelly.

[Tobus Neth]

Whippingpost

[Kelvar Silvermace]

A remote control and a paddle-ball game.

Spoiler:

And that's all I need!

Spoiler:

And that's ALL I need, too!

[Heathansson]

And my dog.

[Heathansson]

scrubbing bubbles

[Aubrey the Malformed]

a pdf of Burnt Offerings

[Kelvar Silvermace]

A Dogslicer

A Horsechopper

[Cosmo]

Your Mom.

[bubbagump]

Something to smack Aubrey with. Geez! Get over it!

[Stebehil]

300!

...wait - did I miss the party?