A fully-functional laptop.
CDIII
36 union managers looking for love?
babyback porkribs full rack + orange crush soda + Primus complete collection on vinyl
a baggie of BC Hydro and a pack of Zigzags
5 gallons of soy sauce
10 gallons of sambal oelek
several pounds of garlic
a bloody icepick and a messy bed
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1 Lead Lined Hermetically Sealed box, partitioned inside into two halves to share air and nothing else.
4 atoms of Uranium.
1 Geiger counter.
1 Glass container of hydrocyanic acid, sealed.
1 hammer.
1 Actuator, set to trigger the hammer and smash the acid's container if the Geiger counter detects atomic decomposition.
1 Hour.
1 Cat.
One massive PETA protest. ***Schroedinger Beware***
gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
Aviator sunglasses.
Mirrored.
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Ice 80lbs
eighty eight chainsaws humming
X-ray
Band-aids (or generic equivalent)
5 used
10 unused.
Elephant stun gun
COME ON! HIT THE LINK--I KNOW YOU WANT TO!
(Don't forget to read the instructions)
Operating Procedure:
1. The bull must be in a chute with access.
2. The bull must be sexually stimulated. This is done by inserting a hand into the rectum and emptying the dung from the dung passage and at the same time massaging the rectal passage. Massaging the prostate, testicles, and penis sheath is also recommended.
3. The unit must be switched off, and the control knob must be set to zero. Fully insert the ejaculator plug into the socket.
4. With the unit switched off, lift the tail and insert the entire probe into the rectum of the animal allowing the metal handle to protrude. Ensure that the two brass contacts are facing down. A lubricant is recommended to facilitate insertion and electrical contact. Allowing the tail to return to its normal state will keep the probe in position. (AND IT WILL PREVENT BULL S!&@ FROM SPRAYING OUT. BY THE WAY, DON'T STAND BEHIND THE BULL!)
5. With the control knob set to zero, switch the unit on. With the power switch in the “HIGH” position gradually adjust the intensity to maximum and repeat this process three or four times or until the bull ejaculates.
a barf bag
Beers on the house
Beers in the fridge.
I like cold beverage, yeah (3x)
Uh, huh
a handful of anise seeds