The List

[MaxSlasher26]

Kruelaid wrote:

99 red balloons

99 luftballons

[Kruelaid]

99 gay elves and a horny barmaid

[drunken_nomad]

203 dire wolverines and a red slaad

[Heathansson]

duck juice

[Kelvar Silvermace]

Duck sauce.

[Heathansson]

Pork Soda

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Dressage au portage

[Heathansson]

A big sausage

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

cak

[Kruelaid]

Mango and liver juice.

Burnt marzipan.

[drunken_nomad]

3 books, some graph paper, a couple pencils, and dice.

[Kruelaid]

3 nerds and a stag party stripper

[drunken_nomad]

213: Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment

[Kelvar Silvermace]

An 11 foot pole.

Spoiler:

(To touch all the things you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole).

[Heathansson]

Spider Pig

[Tobus Neth]

Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig, Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

[Shadesteel]

A small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.

[Kelvar Silvermace]

Four fried chickens and a coke.

[drunken_nomad]

and some dry white toast. Boom boom boom boom!

[Dirk Gently]

And a partridge in a pear tree. A pair of 'em even.

[drunken_nomad]

full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and sunglasses.

[Heathansson]

A troll, 15 gallons of turpentine, 257 sparklers, and a zippo liter.

[Heathansson]

The left eye of twelve stirges

[drunken_nomad]

an overripe banana

[Heathansson]

a pumpkin with green worms burrowing out of it

[drunken_nomad]

a 55-gallon drum full of green Jello

[Heathansson]

57 pixie stix

[Heathansson]

a pair of yellow speedo's

[Tobus Neth]

blocked ice, lots of blocked ice

[Heathansson]

The foreskins of nineteen kobold monks.

[Aubrey the Malformed]

A two-bladed circumcising knife.

[Heathansson]

a.k.a. "the Valenar Bris"

[Heathansson]

The head of a loud mouthed silver dragon

[drunken_nomad]

a holy wafer and a shot of bourbon

[Sharoth]

Heathansson wrote:

The head of a loud mouthed silver dragon

~glares~ Hey now!!! I am NOT on that list!!!

~thinks~ A necklace made from were-poodle teeth.

[drunken_nomad]

some onion rings and a Jack n Coke

[Heathansson]

'nilla wafers and vodka

[Vattnisse]

a pork chop and a bag of s'mores

[drunken_nomad]

Uranium-238!

[Heathansson]

tribal fetishes

[drunken_nomad]

red and blue striped tube socks and Birkenstocks

[fray]

two aspirin

[Kruelaid]

chloroform and red panties

[Heathansson]

glitter

[Kruelaid]

an empty bottle of peach schnapps

a pregnancy test kit

[Heathansson]

A buck-toothed silver dragon wearing a black vinyl prom dress and stiletto heels

[Kruelaid]

two gay ogres in drag

[Small Attention Span]

Many kitties in many baskets!

[Kruelaid]

a hungry boa constrictor

[Heathansson]

knitting needles