The List

[Heathansson]

5,000 happy meal toys

[drunken_nomad]

a garage sale and a sunny afternoon

[drunken_nomad]

GRAVEDIGGER!!

[Heathansson]

Purina Eryops Chow

[Hojas]

55 MONK solo UW

[Kobold Catgirl]

This place is...very weird.

[Heathansson]

Confuse-a-Kobold kit

[Vattnisse]

Heathansson wrote:

Confuse-a-Kobold kit

i.e. a round hole and a square peg. Hours upon hours of entertainment as the hapless kobold tries to solve this conundrum! Get your Confuse-a-kobold kit today!

[Heathansson]

rhesus monkey collar

[Tegan]

A new bumper.

[Heathansson]

A state inspection sticker (8 hours!!!)

[Cosmo]

A perfectly named ferret.

[Heathansson]

A ferret named "Happy Noodle Boy."

[damnitall22]

Cosmo, the sad noodle ferret! o.O

[Heathansson]

Howard the Duck #5 "Master of Quack Fu."

[drunken_nomad]

six six six, the one for you and me!

[Tegan]

A bowl of venison chili, some crackers & some Shiner to wash it down!

[Heathansson]

pepto bismol

[Adam Daigle]

A tablespoon and some soft two-ply.

[Heathansson]

a shot of Wild Turkey

[Tegan]

A pillow & a hammock

[Heathansson]

compound bow

[Tegan]

arrows

[Heathansson]

kobold call

[drunken_nomad]

jug o' wine

[Heathansson]

skunk scent

[drunken_nomad]

a garlicky dill pickle

[Big Thuga]

a bottle of anything and a glazed donut.... to go

[Heathansson]

Tums

[Cosmo]

The Complete Works of Kylie Minogue

[Heathansson]

LEG WARMERS!!!

[Heathansson]

FROZEN YOGURT!!!

[Tensor]

WarGames (1983)

[Small Attention Span]

The Dungeonmaster (1985)
Paradise Lost, John Milton, 1667

[Heathansson]

Fantastic Four #1

[Id Vicious]

THE ACE OF SPADES

[Vendle]

A dead-man's hand. In poker, though you could have the other kind if you really want it.

[Cosmo]

Id Vicious wrote:

THE ACE OF SPADES

A video clip of the

Best. Song. Ever.
being performed by the
Ugliest. Lead Singer. Evar.
on the
Funniest. Show. EVAR!

[Clean Keegan]

We cannots tunes downs any lowers!

[Heathansson]

Lentil Soup

[Heathansson]

Cosmo wrote:

Id Vicious wrote:

THE ACE OF SPADES

A video clip of the

Best. Song. Ever.
being performed by the
Ugliest. Lead Singer. Evar.
on the
Funniest. Show. EVAR!

You see....

we sew the seed, right,
and like, nature grows the seed, okay,
and then,
like,we eat the seed.
And then....
we sew the seed,
and then, like,
nature grows the seed,
and then, we eat the seed.
RIght, then like,
we sew the seed......

[Tensor]

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0. Tic-Tac-Toe
1. Falken's Maze
2. Black Jack
3. Gin Rummy
4. Hearts
5. Bridge
6. Checkers
7. Chess
8. Poker
9. Fighter Combat
10. Guerrilla Engagement
11. Desert Warfare
12. Theaterwide Tactical Warfare
13. Theaterwide Biotoxic and Chemical Warfare
14. Global Thermonuclear War

[Cosmo]

693)

Spoiler:

Tensor: GREAT reference!!! I love that movie. You rock today. :)

[Heathansson]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off VHS tape

[Amardolem]

Acid Queen (and Cronos)

[baron arem heshvaun]

Heathansson wrote:

Lentil Soup

French onion. with half an inch of oven baked non bloody pasteurized cheese on the top.

[Heathansson]

Oh heavy!!! Not cheese!!! Vivian!

[Heathansson]

Chili.

[Heathansson]

Beer.

[Heathansson]

Pepto Bismol.