COSMO YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Hey Cos. I just wanted to tell you that YOU ROCK!!!!!!

The reason I say this is the help that you have done for me in regards to order #718743. You were right on top of answering my questions and responding.

When I had FINALLY gotten a hold of reaper it has taken two weeks to get a response. GGRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

So in true adventuring spirit. (I raise my tankard to you with the highest respect)

P.S. YOU DESERVE A RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gommer wrote:
P.S. YOU DESERVE A RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do not provoke the customer service staff. They can get cranky when asking for more money, and it's expensive to keep putting fresh batteries in the cattle prods.

Thanks! :-)

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Seconded. I had a problem with a Game Of Thrones order a while back (To be mailed to China), and Cosmo was really helpful, pleasant, and efficient. Here's a tankard!

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PLEASE do not provide alcohol to the Cosmotron Customer Service Unit RG42. It fouls up the gearing and is rather harsh on the electronic innards.

Goodness, people, CCSUs don't grow on trees, y'know :-)

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Phil Lacefield Jr. wrote:

PLEASE do not provide alcohol to the Cosmotron Customer Service Unit RG42. It fouls up the gearing and is rather harsh on the electronic innards.

Goodness, people, CCSUs don't grow on trees, y'know :-)

Jeez! No money, no alcohol for Unit RG42?

How to congratulate the amazing performance no wondrous piece of German engineering would ever be able to duplicate? :-D

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Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!

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You can send the alcohol to me instead of Cosmo. I promise to give it a good home and drink it responsibly and belch loudly after consuming said product.

:D


Cosmo and Gary are the guys you deal with then you're having a Paizo problem. They're both contribute heavily toward why people have such an abiding respect and warm feelings for your company. That's a fact.

Give them raises... and one for Phil while you're at it! I watched the man win a toy dragon that I guarantee you he only kept because it was a badge of his ability to not upchuck a blend of 8 sodas. If that isn't something to show the grandkids, what is? A modern day medal of valor, sez me.


Cosmo's done well by me this week, too. In fact, everyone at Paizo deserves a gold star for their efforts this week.

Thanks!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

*blush*

*guzzle*

*bzzzzPOP!*

>Well... so much for that unit. Bring in Cosmo Customer Service Module RG43. And make sure this one has a functioning Alcohol Processing subsystem for any errant tankards that come his way!

(Thanks!)

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Nicolas Logue wrote:
Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!

Cosmo cured my cancer AND rescued my kitten from a burning tree surrounded by angry rabid pitbulls.

And that was just before breakfast. :)

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Mike McArtor wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!

Cosmo cured my cancer AND rescued my kitten from a burning tree surrounded by angry rabid pitbulls.

And that was just before breakfast. :)

Cosmo created Product 19 and all the new marshmallows for Lucky Charms in the last twenty odd years.

The planet Jupiter is one of Cosmo's errant belches.

When Cosmo blinks, puppies fart world peace.

I could go on...but it'll only get scarier from here I'm sure.


Cosmo helped me loose weight by eating MORE !!!

Seriously - posted that Cosmo ROCKS on another thread and just wanred to second .... um .... fifth ? it here too


I dealt with paizo consumer service three times: Cosmo, Corey and Francis Stromm (a couple of years ago). I have nothing but praise for all three of them.

Good consumer service should be easy, still so many companies get it wrong. I'm happy to buy from paizo with folks like these guys.

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Nicolas Logue wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!

Cosmo cured my cancer AND rescued my kitten from a burning tree surrounded by angry rabid pitbulls.

And that was just before breakfast. :)

Cosmo created Product 19 and all the new marshmallows for Lucky Charms in the last twenty odd years.

The planet Jupiter is one of Cosmo's errant belches.

When Cosmo blinks, puppies fart world peace.

I could go on...but it'll only get scarier from here I'm sure.

I hear Chuck Norris cries at night, because he's not Cosmo.

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