
gommer |

Hey Cos. I just wanted to tell you that YOU ROCK!!!!!!
The reason I say this is the help that you have done for me in regards to order #718743. You were right on top of answering my questions and responding.
When I had FINALLY gotten a hold of reaper it has taken two weeks to get a response. GGRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
So in true adventuring spirit. (I raise my tankard to you with the highest respect)
P.S. YOU DESERVE A RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PLEASE do not provide alcohol to the Cosmotron Customer Service Unit RG42. It fouls up the gearing and is rather harsh on the electronic innards.
Goodness, people, CCSUs don't grow on trees, y'know :-)
Jeez! No money, no alcohol for Unit RG42?
How to congratulate the amazing performance no wondrous piece of German engineering would ever be able to duplicate? :-D

The Jade |

Cosmo and Gary are the guys you deal with then you're having a Paizo problem. They're both contribute heavily toward why people have such an abiding respect and warm feelings for your company. That's a fact.
Give them raises... and one for Phil while you're at it! I watched the man win a toy dragon that I guarantee you he only kept because it was a badge of his ability to not upchuck a blend of 8 sodas. If that isn't something to show the grandkids, what is? A modern day medal of valor, sez me.

Nicolas Logue Contributor |

Nicolas Logue wrote:Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!Cosmo cured my cancer AND rescued my kitten from a burning tree surrounded by angry rabid pitbulls.
And that was just before breakfast. :)
Cosmo created Product 19 and all the new marshmallows for Lucky Charms in the last twenty odd years.
The planet Jupiter is one of Cosmo's errant belches.
When Cosmo blinks, puppies fart world peace.
I could go on...but it'll only get scarier from here I'm sure.

Zherog Contributor |

Mike McArtor wrote:Nicolas Logue wrote:Cosmo is the reason I got a tax return this year! You da man Cos!Cosmo cured my cancer AND rescued my kitten from a burning tree surrounded by angry rabid pitbulls.
And that was just before breakfast. :)
Cosmo created Product 19 and all the new marshmallows for Lucky Charms in the last twenty odd years.
The planet Jupiter is one of Cosmo's errant belches.
When Cosmo blinks, puppies fart world peace.
I could go on...but it'll only get scarier from here I'm sure.
I hear Chuck Norris cries at night, because he's not Cosmo.