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Yarr! I say, follow the trail o' gold an' ye shall find th' treasure me mates! In this here case, ye treasure be made o' paper. It be a paper trail, mateys! Yarr! Follow th' paper!


Valegrim wrote:
Lady Lena wrote:

Grim, you sound like my hubby. You keep this up and my husband, who has a neck as red as yours I'm sure, will have me installed in a log cabin living off the land in no time, his biggest dream. Alas, I think he was born 100 years too late. ;)

As for me? I too would love to get underneath the Vatican, think of all the wonders they have to have there.

lol; you gotta sister Lady Lena? I could hitch up wit er n am pretty handy at making log cabins and other defensive structures as well as growing my own food and gming a mean game :)

I do have a sister as a matter of fact, she's married, but I don't like him so he doesn't count. Sooo, you're good at log cabins? I should forbid you talking to my husband on these message boards, you two will get along way too well, we would be relocating to Texas before too long, all you have to do is brag about the white tail down there. I've been in Oregon, Washington, Alaska, and California, I'm not moving again, this is remote enough. So no enticing him with your defensive structures :}

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Conspiracy to Sedition: any act (including acts of Government, law, Constitution) which causes government, law, constitution to be held in hatred and or contempt (perpetrated by more than one person) is conspiracy to sedition.

There you go: A provable Conspiracy defined by law.


hehe yellowding, conspiracy to sedite is a charge of a tyrannical government for sure, dont think we have many of those.

Hehe LadyLena; did you check my post on the survival thread for emergencies? I dont have a generator yet; I dont have much use for electricty in general; just the fridge, freezer and some lights; and I can do without those. I do have, uhm, many bags of charcoal stored in my garage as a few extra bottles of propane :) Sadly, my house as is is not defensible; sigh, therefore I need sandbags just in case.


Valegrim wrote:

hehe yellowding, conspiracy to sedite is a charge of a tyrannical government for sure, dont think we have many of those.

Hehe LadyLena; did you check my post on the survival thread for emergencies? I dont have a generator yet; I dont have much use for electricty in general; just the fridge, freezer and some lights; and I can do without those. I do have, uhm, many bags of charcoal stored in my garage as a few extra bottles of propane :) Sadly, my house as is is not defensible; sigh, therefore I need sandbags just in case.

A generator is on my husband's wish list. Fridge, freezer and some lights are all we use electricity for, oh wait, and my computer, gotta have that, us paizonians have to stay connected during a crisis you know. Everything else in the house is run off gas, we can our own food, including some meat. I think our house is pretty defensible, but I know I'd still get moved into the hills if something went down.


Any conspiracy theories about all the recent food returns; this week is lots of beef with E Coli; few weeks ago it was chickens; sheesh; eat more lamb.


Valegrim wrote:
Any conspiracy theories about all the recent food returns; this week is lots of beef with E Coli; few weeks ago it was chickens; sheesh; eat more lamb.

Baa!

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Valegrim wrote:
Any conspiracy theories about all the recent food returns; this week is lots of beef with E Coli; few weeks ago it was chickens; sheesh; eat more lamb.

Vegetarianism FTW!

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Mike McArtor wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
Any conspiracy theories about all the recent food returns; this week is lots of beef with E Coli; few weeks ago it was chickens; sheesh; eat more lamb.
Vegetarianism FTW!

Except for that whole spinach thing a few months ago.

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Mike McArtor wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
Any conspiracy theories about all the recent food returns; this week is lots of beef with E Coli; few weeks ago it was chickens; sheesh; eat more lamb.
Vegetarianism FTW!

*ahem*


Daigle wrote:


Except for that whole spinach thing a few months ago.

That was meat spinach.

Seriously though, where did the E. coli come from? Meat animal crap. I guess that actually makes it meat spinach. Hmm...

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The Jade wrote:
Daigle wrote:


Except for that whole spinach thing a few months ago.

That was meat spinach.

Seriously though, where did the E. coli come from? Meat animal crap. I guess that actually makes it meat spinach. Hmm...

I hate when I order spinach and they bring me meat spinach instead. Did I ask for meat spinach?


Daigle wrote:

I hate when I order spinach and they bring me meat spinach instead. Did I ask for meat spinach?

A pink snout nestled in a bed of dark green is just unsavory is what it is. My brother, Felix Lebaba Jade, was mauled by a rogue meat spinach at the vegetable slaughter house where he worked. I visited him at the hospital after the best surgeons in Boise sewed his magical parts back on, but inside I considered it all just desserts.

I was in a just desert once. It was both hot and fair. Imagine that.


yeah, the spinach lettuce had me stumped; but then according to reports, every above ground freshwater source in the US has had E Coli found in it; so hmm.


Valegrim wrote:
yeah, the spinach lettuce had me stumped; but then according to reports, every above ground freshwater source in the US has had E Coli found in it; so hmm.

I blame the squirrels... they're everywhere... pooping in our water.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
yeah, the spinach lettuce had me stumped; but then according to reports, every above ground freshwater source in the US has had E Coli found in it; so hmm.
I blame the squirrels... they're everywhere... pooping in our water.

brap!!!


Heathansson wrote:
brap!!!

Is that like BRAAAAAAAAAAAP! the Garfield burp?

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I thunk it was a fart.


Heathansson wrote:
I thunk it was a fart.

Sorry, didn't see you doing a handstand there in my peripheral.

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The Jade wrote:
Daigle wrote:


Except for that whole spinach thing a few months ago.

That was meat spinach.

Seriously though, where did the E. coli come from? Meat animal crap. I guess that actually makes it meat spinach. Hmm...

I think it comes from....organic (i.e. poo poo in lieu of icky bad chemical fertilizers) means of fertilizer.


I want to know what really happened to Crystal Pepsi.

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What's with the McRib thing? It's like a conspiracy of suck.


I LOVE McRibs; wow really do; maybe I just fumble my save a lot but i signed the petition to bring them back and everythings.

crystal pepsi; haha

My biggest conspiracy question now is WHO THE HELL IS BRINGING BACK DISCO; shudder, and all the clothes of the era with much less pizas; this must be a conspiracy of epic proportions as we all spiral down into hell.

all these diseases and stuff bug me too; like how come they have not yet come up with a cure for herpes and stuff like that which has been with us a long time; who gets to have a job in real life where you can spend like 30 years working on a project with no results.


Damn; now I am craving a McRib or three; sheesh; what are in those things that make me want them more and more.


Destro Fett wrote:
I want to know what really happened to Crystal Pepsi.

You know, just the other day I thought of that Saturday Night Live skit where they were playing Van Halen's "Right Now" while advertising "Clear Gravy."


hmm; yet another food recall; this time canned meat; very suspicous; it is almost like some organization is testing the viability of the system by cause and effect through various means; sheesh; spinach; then dog food; now canned meats to include chili; has anyone kept count? this is like the fourth one this year isnt it; seems about the right time frame to run a test; analyze data, set up a test; repeat, it is what I would do if I was .... :) hehe I am just a quality guy who sees thing in cause and effect looking for patterns and trends; am trained and paid to think this way; not paranoid :)any thoughts?


well now; just saw a map of murders and murderers based on myspace or something; seems there is a consipiracy of myspace stalkers or something

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I read that big article/ad in the NY Times recently about JFK. It really SEEMS like a giant conspiracy sometimes, and I'm sure there were SOME shenanigans involved, but I have to wonder why, if so many powerful people wanted JFK dead, they didn't just have him "die in a plane crash" or "suffer a sudden heart attack" or whatever. Certainly they could have gone for something a little more subtle and less convoluted than "gunned down in broad daylight and covered up by repositioning bullet wounds." After all, according the the theorists, people who "disappear just when they are about to come forward" are common enough.

That said, occam's razor actually comes down on the side of a few unorthodox conclusions.

EXAMPLES:

Ken Lay faked his own death. The guy's about to go away for a really, really long time, and suddenly he's dead and VERY quickly buried? It's easier to think he just paid off a doctor and flew off to the islands. In his situation, I'd do the same thing.

There really were cardboard dumplings being made in China. The offenders were bought off, executed, hauled off to labor camps or otherwise silenced, and some scapegoat was produced to make the world comfortable with Chinese goods. Would any dictatorial government with egg on its face over exports do otherwise? (Let us not forget the dude they executed over this whole mess.) It makes more sense then an elaborately staged 'hoax" by a lone reporter with a stable of actors and no real objective, anyhow.


:) good work Plunging


Valegrim wrote:
:) good work Plunging

Thanks, 'cept I went and messed up a homophone. I really ought to read these things over before I put them up for the world to see. It's kinda shaming, actually, for a guy who writes for a living and all.

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
Something that has been bugging me since I was just a little zombie: I'd want to know what really happened to Amelia Earhart! Did she just crash? Did aliens take her? Is she trapped in another dimension? Did the Government get rid of her?

This is a good one. Speculation can go on for years, as they should-and have.

Thoth

Scarab Sages

R-type wrote:
I don't think I believe in the moon landing.

I do, just not with the tin cans we sent of up there. I believe in something more sinister and secretive. ...eerie music playing in background...

Thoth

Scarab Sages

This is a great topic. Very fun to read.

Thoth-Amon

Scarab Sages

Personally, I'd like to know exactly how involved the catholic church was during the world wars, and subsequently just how involved they are in current world affairs. Do they still have their world-wide information network? Are most things that happen still their doing? I know there's been essays and whatnot, and official releases from the church itself, and I've read them, but I'm still convinced that they were behind it all anyway.

(and no, I'm not trying to start a religious argument. This is just my theory)
(Does the pope play a Cleric or a Favored Soul?)


just to let you know; this year Mars is the closest to earth again that it will be in like 84 years or something like that; and last time that happened we had that radio show coverup and the Buckerooo Banzia movie explaination of what really happened with mars invaded at Downers Grove Illinois :) who knows what is planned this year; strangely enough we will be in the highest peak of meteorite activity also; hmm; somefing is definatly fishy heres <= elmer fudd


Valegrim wrote:
last time that happened we had that radio show coverup and the Buckerooo Banzia movie explaination of what really happened

Is it OK if I just call you "John Bigbootay," then?

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
last time that happened we had that radio show coverup and the Buckerooo Banzia movie explaination of what really happened
Is it OK if I just call you "John Bigbootay," then?

are you kidding; I am more like Perfect Tommy :)


Valegrim wrote:
are you kidding; I am more like Perfect Tommy :)

That would be an excellent avatar name. As would Emilio Lazardo.

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Lawgiver wrote:

The thread seems to be dying so I'll post another tidbit:

Go online to the UN web page. In their own search engine, type in Agenda 21.

It's a really long section so I would recommend either setting aside a whole bunch of time (plus camping supplies) to read it there, or download it and take it in chunks as you can.

Summation: It's the UN's publicly stated plan to commit massive genocide. They're openly stating that they think there's already too many people on the planet and want to kill off between 80% to 90% of us!!

Yes, that's right boys and girls, the friggin' United Nations wants you dead!

If that's not quite enough to make you think something's wrong do a general internet search about the U.S. prison camps being built under an old Reagan Era plan called REX84. Look it up..I dare you.

... Aaaaand... that's a problem?

Scarab Sages

Conspiracies and mankind go hand in hand. I take comfort that i am just one in 6 billion. Find that needle in a haystack government, i challenge you. LOL

Thoth-Amon

Spoiler:
er...um...just kidding ...giving a paranoid look left, then right...

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On the subject of conspiracy theories...

The 8/10/07 episode of the This American Life radio show had an interesting story of a lady who was on one of the trains blown up in the London Subway Bombings (a.k.a. the 7/7 Bombings). After the bombings she became a spokeswoman, of sorts, for the victims of the bombings. However, her blog came under fire from an offshoot of the "9/11 Truth Movement" who said that the 7/7 London Bombings were a government cover-up and that she was a shill for government propaganda.

This story focuses mostly upon how this lady made several ill-advised attempts to confront the conspiracy theorists and disprove their claims. It also shows how she became victimized for a second time by this group of conspiracy theorists.


yep; just like in the movies; any good conspiracy has to have one or more disinformation enthusists to keep it snowballed and a few hardcore individual to keep it fired up.


well; last year there was the Tallmansville mining disaster and now this year we have another one with miners trapped; hmm, getting mighty suspicious...

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Valegrim wrote:
well; last year there was the Tallmansville mining disaster and now this year we have another one with miners trapped; hmm, getting mighty suspicious...

Because, you know, mine collapsing have ALWAYS been SO uncommon...


Couple years ago we get hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the Gulf of Mexico, and they both hit the U.S. Then McCain's immigration bill failed so egregiously, and everyone in Texas is up in arms on the anti-immigration bandwagon, and then Hurricane Dean enters the Gulf and where does it hit this year... Mexico. Coincidence? Obviously the Minutemen have a weather-control device.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Couple years ago we get hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the Gulf of Mexico, and they both hit the U.S. Then McCain's immigration bill failed so egregiously, and everyone in Texas is up in arms on the anti-immigration bandwagon, and then Hurricane Dean enters the Gulf and where does it hit this year... Mexico. Coincidence? Obviously the Minutemen have a weather-control device.

nice; otherwise it would have hit Galveston or some such

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