canned goblin products. "Damned gargoyles,
pickled hobgoblin livers anyway? Doesn't
anyone just eat Spam anymore?
Spam lobbyists crowded the Hall
sporting fresh spam tuxedos and
spam gloves stuffed with spam
, hair slicked back with spammy
greasy spam stuff, and spam.
They wanted the government to
subsidise spam farms, whe massive
mutant pigs were bred and
the nice hardwood floors of
Mountain King. It is here
that disco dwarves and raver
rakastas did battle back in
the 'greaser versus soc' style.
These tales were lovingly rendered
on a polyester tapestry by
Sir Herbert Tarlek, Lord of
the dance, the dance "Macarena"...
same reasons that so many
black velvet dog poker paintings
among the art cognoscenti: they
were brainwashed by voodoo. All
voodoo practicioners looooove black velvet
Andy Gibb! Second to Elvis
Velvet Bee Gees aside, Brother
Velvet Jones, the Preachin' Teachin'
Eddie Murphy wannabe started smackin
beyotches to the ground. Sirens
howled as the police department's
electronics became infested with gremlins
by orders from Wotc. Destroy
all humans!", they giggled while
clouds of bong smoke enveloped
southern Illinois and most of
my 3rd edition D&D collection.
to ensure the frottage of
the....hey, man.....far out.....
'frottage' rhymes with 'cottage', but
where's the frottage cheese? Whoa,
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