they all went home. Meanwhile,
back at the Hall of
Engulf and Devour things were
Alpha Males squared off in
Stinky Jim, wore old tubesocks
on his hands and would
often lick them during combat
with Dire Zombie Half-Giant Jesus.
homies called him, got his
cloak of crucification resistance, and
a ho golem with a
toothless, ruthless pimp as cohorts
were rollin' down shakedown street
tavern known as: Unparsable Sentence.
coat hangers and began to
neatly hang their coats up.
Dire Lint Elementals lined up
in the hall. Screaming voices
and a bottle of brass
monkey", and with great chutzpa,
fanboys hell bent on destruction
wildly crashed through the Kmart
Chuck Norris Origami Excercise Bike
which could be folded neatly
and placed in ones pocket
until needed for self defense.
Skip, the Kmart assistant manager,
became enraged and freaked out
driving a butter knife into
Herbert the stock boy. Blood
was spilled and if the
damn fatcats in Zombie Congress
keep getting drunk on power
(and whiskey), then they'll never
that horrible gargoyle problem in