, sentimental favorite of trolls everywhere.
Greg, however, was far more
Fat Charlie Nancy and planned
to participate in experimental surgery
to make him more verstatile
Still, he couldn't stop wondering
duet partners for his/her rendition
of "Cowboys from Hell", Anselmo's
magnum opus. Most singers instead
preferred "Georgia on my Mind"
or "Achey Breaky Crotch", but
, you know, that version by
Elminster was totally cooler. Eldritch
wizards, being excellent crooners, started
singing "Sweet Adeleine" in harmony
with the demon spawn choir.
Guest judge, Lemmy, split the
his decision to withdraw from
the Teletubbies. "Lemmy, please don't
an undercover agent of the
liberal media. Those horrible bastards
never look both ways before
crossing the Styx, or else
they would have noticed the
waterbikes carreening towards them from
Hades' annual beach party. Instead
of Annette Funicello and Frankie
Goes To Hollywood, the entertainment
just couldn't be beat with
the music being provided by
a soused dwarf banging on
with a drumstick made out
with the prepackaged club sandwiches
full of cheese, peanut butter,
and slurk pudding. MMMMM, mmmmm
. But this was nothing compared
to the aboleth cheescake icecream
galloped in a desperate attempt
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