The Five Word Game!

[office_ninja]

on nothing but Fox News.

[Vattnisse]

This astonishingly low-content diet made

[Heathansson]

the brains of the populace

[Magikcat]

quite small, but quite tasty.

[Heathansson]

Finally, the plan was ready

[Magikcat]

to air subliminal messages over

[Heathansson]

backwords masked polka tracts. However,

[Vattnisse]

since nobody listens to polka

[Tegan]

the Great Gummi Rebellion never

[Aberzombie]

really got off the ground.

[office_ninja]

"Meh", mused the gummi army.

[Vattnisse]

Its leaders, the Great Gummi

[drunken_nomad]

Purple Worms, then thought about

[Aberzombie]

conquering nearby Disney World, but

[Magikcat]

none of them knew how

[Vattnisse]

to get there. Undeterred, they

[Magikcat]

consulted an ancient oracle, The

[Kruelaid]

National Enquirer, and learned of

[office_ninja]

Batboy, Sasquatch, and Laser Jesus.

[Vattnisse]

This unlikely trio had recently

[Kruelaid]

cloned Eric Mona for the

[office_ninja]

purposes of nasalingus and electronic

[Aberzombie]

backstabbing of their loyal customers

[office_ninja]

with electronic... um... back... stabbers.

[Vattnisse]

These stabbity devices were favoured

[Magikcat]

by clone assassin ninjas of

[office_ninja]

spooky unknown origins of doom.

[Heathansson]

Laser Jesus said, "I am

[Kruelaid]

" which was a mysterious statement

[Heathansson]

utterly lacking a predicate. Laser

[Vattnisse]

Jesus, however, was well known

[Heathansson]

for his aim with a

[Vattnisse]

paintball gun, which he used

[Heathansson]

to great effect on the

[Kruelaid]

eve of the great Gummi

[Heathansson]

Invasion. It was a total

[Aberzombie]

nightmare. hASSbro, the Gummi ally

[Rob G]

who was allergic to licorice

[Heathansson]

and to tasty snacks like

[Vattnisse]

potato chips or coconut bars

[Heathansson]

and chocolate covered carrion crawlers

[Vattnisse]

- instead, these freaks only liked

[Heathansson]

rust monster etoufee with beans

[Vattnisse]

, broccoli and lightly poached anchovies.

[drunken_nomad]

Batboy began eating the Gummi

[Heathansson]

Penguin who he mistook for

[Vattnisse]

the Great Gummi General because

[Heathansson]

they both wore tuxedoes. This

[Vattnisse]

unfortunate misunderstanding greatly angered the

[Heathansson]

store where he bought the