Marshmallow Peep, so microwaves were
weren't allowed in his house.
*that's so unfair to the Peeps to be linked to OJ :op *
they had decimated the unfortunate
other Easter basket residents including
the poor chocolate bunny and
the jelly belly army, which
had grown exponentially because of
. Satan laughing spread his wings
, The Lady of the Lake,
remains of The Kraken, a
recipe for disaster if ever
the iconic adventurers returned to
Fresno, California, only to find
obliterated their favorite White Castle
and smashed their collection of
"Saved by the Bell" DVDs
and all other cheesy 80's
junk. They had no reason
to save the memrabilia from
the rubble, because Lidda had
pteranadon and fly it like
where Puff the magic dragon
through a time-share deal.
day job as a stand-in
to the tropical weather and
scantily clad half-illithid call girls.
do unspeakably pleasureable things to
a dragon for enough money.
blow his paycheck was betting