The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

like a beacon of justice

[Lady Aurora]

on a dark, stormy night.

[Heathansson]

Rasputin the Monk broke his

[Vattnisse]

proboscis as he nosebutted Danny's

[Tegan]

steel like sternum and then

[drunken_nomad]

went mad, flailing about and

[Aberzombie]

screaming, "Hellboy, my child, why

[Lady Aurora]

you gotta spoil my flava?"

[office_ninja]

At this point, breakdancing occurred

[R-type]

in the old folks home

[Aberzombie]

to the delight of the

[Heathansson]

dancing marvelous magical Wilber Waldo

[Vattnisse]

who, until then, had been

[Heathansson]

bored at the retirement home; his

[Vattnisse]

dancing feet had atrophied and

[Aberzombie]

his coordination sucked, but with

[Heathansson]

prayer to Hastur Hastur Hastur,

[Aberzombie]

he overcame his deficiencies and

[Vattnisse]

owned the retirement home's dancefloor

[office_ninja]

dancefloor dancefloor. Having done The

[Heathansson]

Hustle, the Disco Duck, the

[Vattnisse]

Carrion Crawler and the Waltz,

[Heathansson]

he proceeded to the Otto's

[Vattnisse]

Irrestisible Funky Chicken and, finally,

[drunken_nomad]

pop-locked until his pants fell

[Heathansson]

and pulled a groin muscle.

[Vattnisse]

"Yes! I have muscles!", howled

[drunken_nomad]

Wilbur, fainting into the beandip.

[Tegan]

Which made Melba mumble, "Yea,

[drunken_nomad]

watch where yer flexin' Herc."

[Aberzombie]

Meanwhile, on the other side

[Lady Aurora]

of the multiverse, adventurers were

[Aberzombie]

beating the crap out of

[Vattnisse]

anything that moved - currently, it

[Aberzombie]

was that f@#%king space hamster

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

and his faithful companion, The

[Aberzombie]

Great Gonzo, a gnome bard.

[Vattnisse]

"Eat some greatclub, gnome", yelled

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Bob the Fighter, as other

[Vattnisse]

mooks approached him in a

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

manic mook mania! Bob swung

[Tegan]

his greatclub but rolled a

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

1, necessitating a d% roll

[Heathansson]

to see which one of

[drunken_nomad]

his favorite "Precious Moments" figurines

[Vattnisse]

pose he'd have to imitate

[drunken_nomad]

before falling prone, amusing all

[Tegan]

the members of Gonzo's band.

[secretturchinman]

Gary Coleman's in the KFC!!

[Tegan]

KFC is GARY COLEMAN! K-F-C

*man, I hate being at the top of the page*