some innocent bystanders with their
they could sneak into the
DuBuque County, Iowa Knitting Competiion
. With whalebone knitting needles ready
the two burst into action,
furiously knitting a sweater out
"Snootch!" Yelled the skinny one
. The fat one said nothing.
The disguised ninjas then attacked.
(Iowa has many ninja schools).
Throwing wheels of cheddar cheese,
the ninjas pelted the skinny
hetero life-partner and LunchBox until
Jay used his Berserker Rage
of EPIC P-P-PROPORTIONS! Stretching to
his rump. Ninjas hate gift
exchanges, so they simply bought
all the gifts causing the
The skinny one and the
husky gentleman then decided to
move to France, but lost
the will to live, ending
up in Delaware. "Hooray, we're
Ninjas are banned in Delaware
Donning piratical garb, the two
infiltrated the docks, looking for
sailors willing to pay for
candy bars they were selling.
Once they had earned enough
, they bought a 1973 Mazda
and set out on a(n)
journey into the Midwest, following
the trail of carnage left
they began the ritual to
sky. The duo then began
inscribing the thaumaturgic circle in
squeezable cheese spread, which caused
the cockroaches to mutate and
develop a rudimentary civilization. Then