Lincoln retrieved his secret cache
which he then used to
build a hotrod to drive
Later that same evening, Jesus
Gutierrez, shortstop for the Yankees,
broke his collarbone while trying
to wrestle Lincoln for his
keys. Lincoln was hammered on
tequila soaked pork rinds and
Supreme Court justices, who then
unanimously ruled that Lincoln was
the Baddest Mother F#####r who
ever lived. Meanwhile, a jealous
Koopa Troopa killed those Justices
with an exploding shell. Afterwards
the entire Senate came calling
the Ford Theatre before Booth
could activate his killer robot.
Chuck Norris, wished he was
a little less deadly than
his legend, so he began
to visit Canada quite often
in the hopes that he
would become overweight from poutine.
Ah, Poutine: It's nature's candy!
Norris closed three Tim Hortons
simply by taking out his
water pistol and yelling "Everybody
go! I'm the manager now!"
Free sundaes for all, was
his first degree, but he
forgot Gandalf was lactose intolerant.
The wizard cast fireball and
to converge, mourning poor Chuck
the Black Knight set out
on his destrier for the
The brothel, however, was surrounded
it would scare the Knight.
Believing Sasha had been captured,
Heavy Weapons Guy set out