Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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As many know, a select few on the Paizo boards, whether due to the frequency of their posts, their enormous egos, or (in very rare instances), their intelligent and insightful comments have come to be known as the
LORDS OF THE BOARDS
How do you identify these so-called Lords of the Boards? Simple, you respond to this thread and identify yourself as such with an appropriate title.
Sebastian the First
Lord of Curmudgeons, Champion of 4e
Saern, Mesopotamian God of Bathroom Decor
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SNORTER THE UNCHAINABLE
CUTTER OF CRAP.
DEMOLISHER OF DOGMA.
You have heard the call from my three acolytes; The Triumvurate Titans of Text!
They have paved the way for my coming!
Tremble at the power of my 1000-word posts!
Gasp at my rhetoric!
Thrill to my sheer brazen sarcasm!
Feed my Ego!
Feed it, I say!
Unleash the Beast from the Id!
The Jade, Lord Emperor of Anecdotia
and Herald of the Incaustum Veritas
Uhm; stammer; laughs at the idea of lord of anything;
ok;
Valegrim; Lord of Hmmmmm.
Patron of old guys, Inquisitor of better gaming everywhere.
"The mighty hotwinded one" hehe am an efreeti afterall. Not just a Redneck; my whole body is red
heh if I had a theme song it would be "things that make you go hmmmmm"
Darkmeer the Dark,
Walker in Darkness, bringer of Light
Champion of Insomnia,
user of /d,
and changer of many diapers (although prolly not as many as FH)
BTW: This post made me smile, so thanks Sebastian for starting it.
/d
Well, to be honest, I'm more of a "Lord of the Dance" kinda guy. No need to eject me, I'll just leave the way I came.
Steve Greer,
Lord of the Were_Cabbages,
Master of Semi-Helpful Suggestions,
Creator of the Legendary Black Hole Thread,
Writer Somewhat-Extra Ordinaire
Yes, that's right Stefan, Matt, Tom, Ashavon, Mike, Greg, and Nick, I have claimed the title. It's mine all mine!
MaxSlasher26 the Misplaced
-Lord of claiming to be a Lord of the Board despite being on the boards for only a month. (:P)
Oh, and I forgot, Herald of the Placing of Rants Here.
Got to go, someone in Sumeria is redoing their bath!
theacemu
Lord of all Rhetoric
As ever,
ACE
My business cards say "Supreme Lord of All Code."
No, seriously, they do.
I know a guy who worked at one of those dot-com startups in Silicon Valley. His title was "UNIX Guru."
Zherog, the Sidetracker of Threads
Guinness Drinker Extraordinaire
Super Dad
and All Around Good Guy (tm)
farewell2kings, Lord of Unitentional Fireballs, Supreme Master of failed diplomacy, Premature Evacuator of gaming tables, the Hotwinded, Hottempered Tempest of Player scathing.
I grovel in your general direction, oh master of the were_cabbages, Lord McSteeve of the wobbly gaming table and unstable draconic representations, which failed their saving throws miserably against my lardous behind.
Yes, I am the ASS SLAYER of Steve Greer's DRAGONS!!! I am his man-at-arms, able to smite foes of the mighty Cabbage lord with BUTT a mere sitting.
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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BTW: This post made me smile, so thanks Sebastian for starting it.
You can thank (blame) Saern. He's the progenitor of the phrase Lords of the Boards. I just thought I'd provide a place to designate the Lords so that everyone doesn't feel compelled to say something like "well, I don't know if I would say I am a Lord of the Board, but..." before posting.
Maxslasher, it's not duration of posting/lurking that makes one a Lord - it's the posting on this thread. That's the great part about making up arbitrary rules for imaginary titles, you can include anyone and everyone!
Sebastian the First
Lord of Curmudgeons, Champion of 4e
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and changer of many diapers (although prolly not as many as FH)
I average 5 per day with the another 2-3 for the wifey and my youngest is 1 so I have 2 more years! The oldest is trained.
I did my math wrong also 5 per day for 3yrs for the oldest + 5 per day for youngest for 1-1/2 year= 8,212 total diapers with another 2,737 before the youngest is trained (roughly).FH
BTW: This post made me smile, so thanks Sebastian for starting it.You can thank (blame) Saern. He's the progenitor of the phrase Lords of the Boards. I just thought I'd provide a place to designate the Lords so that everyone doesn't feel compelled to say something like "well, I don't know if I would say I am a Lord of the Board, but..." before posting.
Maxslasher, it's not duration of posting/lurking that makes one a Lord - it's the posting on this thread. That's the great part about making up arbitrary rules for imaginary titles, you can include anyone and everyone!
Sebastian the First
Lord of Curmudgeons, Champion of 4e
Haha! You fools, I tricked you all! I was not the first to use the phrase. The phrase is older than time... we Lords are simply waiting for the proper prophecy to fulfill our conquest....
Okay, in all seriousness, I don't know who was the progenitor for certain, but it almost seems like... Heathansson? FH? I remember the call was to myself, Lilith, and the other "Lords of the Boards." I was thrilled someone actually found my ideas that valuable, and really liked the term, and have bandied it ever since.
Saern,
Herald of Placing of Rants Here
Mesopotamian God of Bathroom Decor,
oh, and let's not forget,
Defender of the Alignment System and Obscure Academia in General
farewell2kings, Lord of Unitentional Fireballs, Supreme Master of failed diplomacy, Premature Evacuator of gaming tables, the Hotwinded, Hottempered Tempest of Player scathing.
I grovel in your general direction, oh master of the were_cabbages, Lord McSteeve of the wobbly gaming table and unstable draconic representations, which failed their saving throws miserably against my lardous behind.
Yes, I am the ASS SLAYER of Steve Greer's DRAGONS!!! I am his man-at-arms, able to smite foes of the mighty Cabbage lord with BUTT a mere sitting.
Dissing the game table. For shame, F2K! The draconic representation may have failed its Reflex save, but a powerful regeneration spell had it back at full health the following day.
Premature Evacuator
Alright - am I the only one who totally misread that the first time?
-- Zherog, Thread Hijacker
Drinker of Guinness
Super Dad
All Around Good Guy (tm)
Haun The Confused
- another claiming to be a Lord of the Board
Dissing the game table. For shame, F2K! The draconic representation may have failed its Reflex save, but a powerful regeneration spell had it back at full health the following day.
LOL...had to give you some flak.....you said yourself that your gaming table needed more middle support. All your advice is going to be well used when we build our gaming table for my new garage game room this winter. Your game room rocks, Steve...had to give you some ribbing though since you claimed the famed cabbage throne.
Gwydion, the Lurker Below
Yes, I am the ASS SLAYER of Steve Greer's DRAGONS!!! I am his man-at-arms, able to smite foes of the mighty Cabbage lord with BUTT a mere sitting.
LOL and Ouch! Those dragon minis tend to be kind of pointy. F2K must have gained his heroic, lordly status (and invincibility against dragon attacks) by wearing The Iron Underpants of Tuerny the Merciless. [Damn, I could have used said undergarment back when I was in the Navy!]
Peruhain the Pedantic
Supreme Speaker of Blarney
First Bard of the Brithondian College of Ollamh
Grand Master of the Ultimate Obscurity
and Court Historian of the Imperial Paizonic Boards
drunken nomad; official timekeeper and barkeeper
Kyravahne Ryhlfayne
Well if we are going to make up titles, I am no "Lord of the Board" if anything I might be a "Minstrel Knight" a "Warrior Poet" bound in service to the Spirits of the Game, the Muses of Role Play, and the Gods of Fantasy.
But I'll greatly exaggerate my importance in other aspects of my life.
Herald of the Lord SteelWrights
(Road rep for a Big 3 Automotive Manufacturer)
Warrior Sage of the House of Pain
(Martial arts teacher)
Farseer Knight in the Ancient Order of the Iron Dragon
(Armored cavalry officer in the army)
Minstrel Sage of Commerce Sweet Song
(Ajunct Marketing Professor)
Lord in the Choir of the New World
(Performer in a song and dance company)
Vagabond of the Dancing Blue
(Traveller - Scuba Diver)
Lord Father of their Emperial Highnesses Nathaniel Edward the Swift and Annika Kimberly the Gracious
(Daddy)
Steward of the Realm of her Majesty Kimberly of the Golden East
(Husband)
Teller of Tales
Bard of Nonsense
Lord of Exaggeration
Prince of Hyperbole
Stebehil - Lord of the Old World
Silent Supporter of the World of Greyhawk
Dwarven Hero Extraordinaire
Consumer of scottish Whisky, irish Beer, german Beer and all kinds of Wine.
Poster of rambling posts.
Stefan
LOL and Ouch! Those dragon minis tend to be kind of pointy. F2K must have gained his heroic, lordly status (and invincibility against dragon attacks) by wearing The Iron Underpants of Tuerny the Merciless. [Damn, I could have used said undergarment back when I was in the Navy!]
Actually, they succumbed to my infamous "earthquake" attack, which is good because my iron underpants were on back order, since the DoD had bought out the last thousand sets for the war against terror.
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Know ye mere mortals, you do truck with-
Gavgoyle
the Laughing Doubter of Powers that Be
Lord of Left-Turns in the Conversation
Breaker of Seriousness
Sneering Biter of Flesh (that's what the word 'sarcasm' is derived from)
Lord Protector of Antiquities
Occasional Sniffer of Conservation Chemicals
...and have I mentioned that I have a Mammoth Bone? Well, I do, I just don't normally brag. Sometimes I take it out and let the people touch it...
*incorporating my SCA title*
Lord Miklos Vizjec, Beacon of Oldenfeld
Constable and Chronicler,
Barony of Oldenfeld, Kingdom of Trimaris
Son of House Penarthmor
Keeper of the Old Ways (Ed.1 & 2)
Member of the Order of Sages of the Old Greyhawk
Master Cartographer, Summoner of the Great Lilithid and Creator of the NPC Stat Block Bank
Master of Old Dungeons, Parties of Evil
and Castle Chin
and its defending hordes (including 2 dogs and several fish)
M
...and have I mentioned that I have a Mammoth Bone? Well, I do, I just don't normally brag. Sometimes I take it out and let the people touch it...
...and as long as it's not a premature evacuator, there's nothing wrong with that ;)
Lilith, Demon Queen of Victuals!
Keeper of the Menagerie!
Pasha of PHP!
High Penguin of Linux!
Margravaine of MySQL!
Mistress of Doom!
She-Who-Makes-Her-Players-Whimper!
One That Longs for Shiner Bock!
Consort of CaptRamses!
Chamberlain of His Supreme Majesty Otis Spunkmeyer! (my cat)
Eager Apprentice to the Legacy of Parkinson, Caldwell, Elmore, Easley, Lockwood and Reynolds!
Darkmeer the Dark,
Walker in Darkness, bringer of Light
Champion of Insomnia,
user of /d,
and changer of many diapers (although prolly not as many as FH)BTW: This post made me smile, so thanks Sebastian for starting it.
/d
Ahem . . . thou hath forgoten Slayer of Important NPCs, and Skewerer of Potential Future Plotlines
So sayeth . . .
KnightErrantJR
Slave to Realmslore and Bane of Happy Endings
hehe, I guess I am also Lord of the Sticky Places Between the Rules; cause I love conversations about things like alignments and any gray area. hehe, I too have changed thousands of diapers; gets that way when you are many more years older than your brother and then have a couple kids yourself; am real good at it until they starting eating solid food and start growing digestive bacteria; whew; then it gets very difficult; can you say more ventilation pls :)
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Haha! You fools, I tricked you all! I was not the first to use the phrase. The phrase is older than time... we Lords are simply waiting for the proper prophecy to fulfill our conquest....
Doh! Oh well, I'm blaming you until someone else steps up. It's not about being right or wrong, its about saying the same thing over and over again until people think its true.
Also, I feel old now that there is a diaper changing record and I am eligible to participate.
Sebastian the First
Lord of Curmudgeons, Champion of 4e
Changer of Diapers, Teacher of Pottying Skillz
Josh, Eater of Words-worlds! Eater of WORLDS. Yeah.
Josh, Eater of Words-worlds! Eater of WORLDS. Yeah.
Come on, I know you can do better than that!
Master of the Subliminal!
Taker of Bribes!
See?