Great googley moogley!!!!!
I is reckoning so! Yes yes yes! Kill da wabbit!
Settle down Lizerd Boah! Yer gonna give yerself on uh them anyerizms.
Aberzombie wrote: Settle down Lizerd Boah! Yer gonna give yerself on uh them anyerizms. ...ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup...
ayup me duck.
I didn't realise (QE) that this was a 'speak proper derbyshire' thread - huzzah and a large bakewell pudding.
Boah, y'aint frum urrownd heer, orr yew.
Thet Pett feller shor do sound lahk uh hippeh ta me.
Why Oh why did I just read all 4562 posts in this thread?
Just-A-Troll wrote: Why Oh why did I just read all 4562 posts in this thread?
Problee cuz yer uh hippeh an ya ain't got nuthin better ta do wit yer time. Ah think we ken fix thet, jes have sum o'this heer moonshine....
Don't let thet Lizerd Boah bother ya none, neither. He's jes uhtenshun starved.
here's a classic oldy for all of you out there
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been rainin; so your remember what happens
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then bit more rain n den
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den we move a hear of vegetarians types through here and back to:
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So....
tad bit of a ghost town here abouts. Wonder what sort of plague claimed all those yipping folks?
well; tis me guessin dat they all went downbouts whar the hippies r by the insidiously evil river n smoked dat wacky tobacky n all got da muchies; n sincie I aint cooking fer da likes of dem no mo; det went down to the circle letter con vEEn ence sto ta in persuits o dem muchies ; guessin dats some new critter hearbouts.
Ah hear that. Whar t'heck is everbody?
Is ya shur yer in tha raht place Owl Boah? Ya kinda sound lahk one uh them hippehs. Evybuddy round heer don't take to kindly ta hippehs.
Aberzombie wrote: Is ya shur yer in tha raht place Owl Boah? Ya kinda sound lahk one uh them hippehs. Evybuddy round heer don't take to kindly ta hippehs. Ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup (what? What's a 'hippeh'? I've never heard of such a thing)ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup ayup...
Ah ain't none uh that. Ah wuz borned on the north side uh the crick, so's this is how ah talk. It wuz good enuf fer ma n pa, an it's good enuf fer me. Mind yer own shine, deader.
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ZOMBEH!
Lizzard Boah's on the fritz agin! Gimmum anudder smack up alongsidda'da hed an'sit'im ta rites.
Ah think the po'little feller's done got a glitch innis think-stuff.
*Gets smacked on the head*
OW!!! What is that being for?! Right, now somebody is getting killed!
Lizerd Boah's gettin awl exsighted uhgin. Musta got hold uh sum suger sumwhar. Kids're lahk thet.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup.
Maaaaate,
Ain't much happens on this thread eh?
Whut're ya tawkin bout Mr. Troll? Thar's plenty goin on round heer. Is ya shur ya ain't one uh them dang hippehs? They's alwuz tryin ta mess up our fun.
uh..
Maaate, Hippy, Maaate? Look at moi, feral I ain't.
Run ya eyes ova that Lizard thing, maaate now hes feral, looks like a rat with a gold tooth.
Just-A-Troll wrote: uh..
Maaate, Hippy, Maaate? Look at moi, feral I ain't.
Run ya eyes ova that Lizard thing, maaate now hes feral, looks like a rat with a gold tooth.
He must die. Die die die!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: He must die. Die die die! Maaate, relax little lizard. Y'll wake this mob up.
Mate, I mean it. Stop biting me legs like that.
Just-A-Troll wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: He must die. Die die die! Maaate, relax little lizard. Y'll wake this mob up.
Mate, I mean it. Stop biting me legs like that. That is not me. Must be Heathy.
Aberzombie wrote: Whut're ya tawkin bout Mr. Troll? Thar's plenty goin on round heer. Is ya shur ya ain't one uh them dang hippehs? They's alwuz tryin ta mess up our fun. Evr since zombie got kickd in t'haid by ol paint, he sees hippehs everwhar. Thet an he's daid.
Ah ain't shur whut in tha hell yer tawkin bout owl boah.
Daid! Look in th'mirror. Yuh dun bin daid fer a dog's age. Tween thet an th'tin pot on yer haid, y'scare the chickins ever feed time. Tell you what, yuh look a mite dry, too. Why don't yuh have a lil visit with thisyer jug, m'friend? Good fur whut ails yuh.
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