Ah'm proud uv ya Lizerd Boah. Ya hung in thar, waited round fer tha raht time, n'got yer top'o'tha page post. Ah guess evybuddy else had importent stuff ta do.
Not me! I is with no things better to doing!
Ah dun herd thar wuz sum kinda triggers whut starts all thet crazee tawk ya see heer sumtimes. Don't unnerstand muhself, but its sumthin bout compooters.
So you does says that if I says 'pirate' I get pirate voice!
Ayyup!hiccup!
Ah dun herd thar wuz sum kinda triggers whut starts all thet crazee tawk ya see heer sumtimes. Don't unnerstand muhself, but its sumthin bout compooters.So you does says that if I says 'pirate' I get pirate voice!
Ah, you is wrong!
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Ah, you is wrong!Ah dun herd thar wuz sum kinda triggers whut starts all thet crazee tawk ya see heer sumtimes. Don't unnerstand muhself, but its sumthin bout compooters.So you does says that if I says 'pirate' I get pirate voice!
Ah ain't nevah said no such thing Lizerd Boah. Yer puttin werds in muh mouth. Thar's uh pattern, we jus gotta figur it out. Ol' Postmonster General hisself told me so.
Course, he also dun said if'n we figur it out, he'd change it on us.
Director of Sales
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::crawls out from under porch::
WHUT IN TARRRNATION?!?
Which wunna y'all lazy gits went an'a'emteed ma still an'dint git 'round tew refeelin' it?!?
That thar's muh special stuff!
Now I'ma gunna git back unner tha'porch fer a spell... when I gets up, I 'spect to see a nice, big jar o'mah White Lightnin' waitin' fer me.
::crawls back under porch::
STOP THAT! YOU SCARE MY CHICKENS!
STOP THAT! YOU SCARE MY CHICKENS!
Ummm... (munch munch munch)what chickens?
Sorruh bout thet Cosmo! It wuz thet Lizerd feller!. Boah ain't got no ruhspect fer nuthin.
You have to say this like the BBEG did, in the final, conflict scene at end of the Jennifer Lopez movie, 'The Cell' . (Only he said, "Boy gone now.").
I did and it made my nose tickle.
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::crawls out from under porch::
WHUT IN TARRRNATION?!?
Which wunna y'all lazy gits went an'a'emteed ma still an'dint git 'round tew refeelin' it?!?
That thar's muh special stuff!
Now I'ma gunna git back unner tha'porch fer a spell... when I gets up, I 'spect to see a nice, big jar o'mah White Lightnin' waitin' fer me.
::crawls back under porch::
Uh het tu drank it fast. Revinooores was comin.
I is reckoning so!
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KA's beer falls over and starts pouring between the boards onto Cosmo.
ayup.
wow; 4444 posts; cool; and to think we started with ...
hmm; Cosmo been underda porch too long; gots himself dat jaundice; who boy; he shore as looked better; glad were upwind.
Great, this just what we needs. A DM guys coming to ours 'untitled' threads.
ayup
...
Yes, this 'untitled' threads never dying!
Whut Fer? ears pleanty o goodness raight hair; jez lookit dem volleyballers o'er der and dem hippies down ehr by da brook; n Tegan's trailer, n Cosmo under da porch n our nice Pit BBQ; n dis road dat has all manner of creature come in fer a spell n visit.
Leave you say; whatteru a tree?
Say...
warn't that jest...
aw, no.
Ne'er mind.
Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games
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Whut in tarnation iz goin' on 'roun' hyar?? Ah take a few dayz off 'n' hippehs 'n' DMs come a-runnin' round here lahk they own da place, the thred has ta be saved bah AZ, 'n' sum one stole Cosmo's shine (probly hippehs, agin)!! Dang fool hippehs...
Mebbe moovin' up ta thet Pathfinder nayborhood wud keep thing the way we like 'em? Whut's the zoning lahk up thar? Kin we bild a trailer park in thet thar Pathfinder Commoonity?
*Opens PBR and slams it*
*Opens another PBR*
*Passes rest of case around*
No worry, I is come to save day!
(Ahem)
Ayup.
I is reckoning so.
Baaaa.
Mooo.
Woof.
Meow.
Kill da wabbit!