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[ArchLich]

Dem dar fellas in da government wants to stop me from raising carrion crawlers. Dats nonsense dat they be dangerous. Like kittens snug in a rug I tells you if ya know how ta treat them. If they can take away me carrion crawlas what next? My delayed blast fireballs? My Fort DC 21 homebrew whiskey? They can pry my staff out of my cold dead hands.

Ummm... ahhh... mmmm. What I mean is they can't have it!

[ArchLich]

Looks like fall I reckon. Cause ma treant is shedding.

Down Boy! Down!

[Larry Lichman]

Reckon so.

[Sir Kaikillah]

Iffn' you don' trim yo'treant they falls ecvery where

[ArchLich]

True true

[ArchLich]

I once had me a Treant that kept screaming for help. I told it I reckoned it should be a might bit more silent. Kept attract'n druids and the like. All nat'ring on like squirrels. So I had to put old yeller down.

You know those darn kids? Yeah those ones.
Made them all sad it did. Yah see I ain't the type of folk that enjoy see'in that so I makes old yeller into a log ride. Ya'no? Like they got in Diz-Nee-Land. They were all happy and I was happy too. Sent them kids gods knows were that log ride did. But haven't seen them since.

[ArchLich]

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[Larry Lichman]

Yuh ain't wunna dem Treant-huggers, are ya?

[Aberzombie]

Ah hurd them Tree-ants don't much lahk hippeh folk a'comin up'n huggin all over em. Makes em down raht surly. Tha Tree-unts that is.

[ArchLich]

I reckon.

[Aberzombie]

ArchLich wrote:

I reckon.

Ah dun knowed it! Yer a gosh dang hippeh in deeskies. That's how come yer talkin funny. Tain't nobody whut says "I" lahk that, less thar uh hippeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm thinkin yer one o'them hippehs. Tain't nobody round heer whut says "I" lahk that, less they's uh hippeh

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippeh in disgahse, Ah reckon.

Carrion Crawlers don' kill people; people kill people. An' carrion crawlers. They kills people too. Thay kin start wit' thet dang hippeh.

[ArchLich]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dang hippeh in disgahse, Ah reckon.

Carrion Crawlers don' kill people; people kill people. An' carrion crawlers. They kills people too. Thay kin start wit' thet dang hippeh.

Ya say'n im a hiphee? Well u and the zombee are yella.

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Tegan]

Yep

[ArchLich]

...

[Larry Lichman]

ArchLich wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dang hippeh in disgahse, Ah reckon.

Carrion Crawlers don' kill people; people kill people. An' carrion crawlers. They kills people too. Thay kin start wit' thet dang hippeh.

Ya say'n im a hiphee? Well u and the zombee are yella.

Yella? Scarred a'hippehs? No way iz CH and AZ a'feered a yuh.

Yuh hippehness is a'showin'. Who in tarnation uses lettehs ta tahk? CH, yuh better git yer gun. Ah'ma loadin' up muh shotgun wit sum buckshot...

Dadgum hippehs iz everwhar...

[Karelzarath]

!!!

[ArchLich]

Larry is cover'n sump-ting here boys. Me thinks he really a gardin'r type. An'ts htat the truth? Ya a flow'r lov'a!

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Valegrim]

Less tawlkin...More drinkin!
<snap> everyone drinking containers are refilled

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Heathansson]

aye, hew dun medus tawk like elmer fudd.

[Aberzombie]

Tain't natril

edit:

Spoiler:

Hah I appear to have discovered a temporary method of avoiding post sabotage Just don't add a period, exclamation point, or any other normal sentence ending

[Tegan]

Heehee, Aber said tain't

Spoiler:

hey, he's right, leave out the punctuation and your post gets left alone. HA HA, foiled the grimlin plans!

[Heathansson]

Spoiler:

ayyup.

[Heathansson]

aye! they dunn elmer fudded up muh spoller.

[Kruelaid]

Hic

Ah left out teh punctuatin anistill all been hijinked

[Sir Kaikillah]

Huh?

[Valegrim]

Mur Drink
<snap> (drinks refill)

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut. Dang gremniches.

[Heathansson]

Uh haydum.

[Sir Kaikillah]

Kill da wabbit! kil da wabbit!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Temmogen]

Really? I had no idea....

[Larry Lichman]

wuzzat?

[Tegan]

Sir Kaikillah wrote:

Kill da wabbit! kil da wabbit!

Yep, them's good eatin'!

[Aberzombie]

Tegan wrote:

Sir Kaikillah wrote:

Kill da wabbit! kil da wabbit!

Yep, them's good eatin'!

Hang on uh sekin folks. Ah'll go git muh spear n'muh majik helmit.

[Larry Lichman]

Majik helmit?

[Dale McCoy Jr]

...

[Celestial Healer]

ayup

[Larry Lichman]

Sho 'nuff.

[Chris Manos]

Ah tell you whut