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[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm.......beer.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah lahks faters fahr enuff, but muh favrit is the roge. I lahks ta sneek up bahind hippehs and git 'em fer extra damage. Den I take their loot and buy me a beer.

[Heathansson]

I lack dark sunn.

[Larry Lichman]

Dat's a gud settin', but I didint cahr fer all dem syoniks. Ravinloft is muh favrit.

[Heathansson]

I lak Raverlof, but it's shur got lotta them dang zompys.

[Larry Lichman]

Zompys is betteh than hippehs. Just ask AZ.

Does yuh lahk Ebberronng?

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Ah dohn lahk dem syioniks or dat eberwrong stuff.

Ah preefah dem clahriks--dey ken klonk dem hippehs on der heds wid da maces an den reefuz to heel 'em.

Bahbayans be pretty fun too...cuz'n ya ken rayge on dem hippehs wid da axes and mayk lots o' liddle hippeh peecez.

[Heathansson]

Them eberongs dun stolt muh greyhalks, so I don't lakum.
I like them shifters thow.

[Aberzombie]

Ah shore don't lahk that thar Ebron neither. Ah'm bettin that feller whut done righted it wuz a hippeh! Floatin taowerz n'such seems lahk they wuz smokin that marraigwana.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Hippehs ahr everrwair.

Playn an' simble.

Thay're kinda lahk them ko-bahld fellers, but wid fewahr hit poynts an' wort fewahr Echs-Peeh.

D'ya think if ya had lotsa dem hippeh fellers, dey'd be a swahm?

[Larry Lichman]

Ah'd hate ta see a swarm a hippehs immyoon ta weppon damage.

Ebberrong done made a hole durn werld fer folks what don't hanker fer troo DnD. Robots n wotnot is fer SiFi, not fer DnD.

Nossir, I'll a'be stickin' ta Grayhalk.

Now where's muh PBR....

[Lord Hyrax]

I don't see how this thread just keeps going...

[Aberzombie]

Lord Hyrax wrote:

I don't see how this thread just keeps going...

Cuz yer probly a hippeh, sonny-boy. Yer jus too dang young ta knowed it.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Ayup.

I didden see many peeple sayin' whut udder clahssez dey lahk. C'mon, folk.... Ya dohn wanna be misktaggen fer wunna dem hippehs.

Ahnnywun out dere trahd wun o' dem drayguhn dissaypul prehsteed clahssez? Ah'm coo-ree-us how dey wurk out.

[Heathansson]

dayum.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Lookit dat. Ah takes me a phone call whilst editin' mah post, ahn Heath jes' jomps raht in an' posts too.

Boy howdy.

[Heathansson]

Hew calt?

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Wunna dem loyer tahps. Wahnted ta neg... neg... neg... dagnabbit! Wahnted ta mayk wunna dem 'gree-mints 'bout sumpin. Ust lotsa dem big wurds wid lotsa sibbalubs, lahk dat Ehlminister do. Ya know--tryin' ta git me frusterbayted.

[Heathansson]

Dayyum.

[Larry Lichman]

Loyers is almost as bad as hippehs. Always lukkin fer 'greements, amboolanzez, er some-such.

I ain't tryd no dray-gun deesiples, but wun a' muh playahs did. 'Twere purty cool, but he dun got cawled tuh active duty afore he cud flesh out his character.

[Celestial Healer]

Ain't no hippehs in Raivenloft. Thay's all get bitten bah wolf-men and vampahrs, 'n then thay gives up thayre hippeh wayz.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah, Raivenloft. Muh home away from home... Ah mite git all teary-eyed now...

[Heathansson]

Don't cry, little lyoch!!!
;) (just jokes)

[Tegan]

Ah lahk palayin them rogish types an fayters. But ah shor did lahk palayin mah dwarvin battle magicabuser, she wuz sum kinda fun! Still alahve tew, soz maht be I can play 'er sum uther tahm tew.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup!

[Valegrim]

lookey here nah; all dis ruminatin is making the grass grow; muss be all da spittle.

[Heathansson]

yep yep yep...

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

Weeeeeeel doggy.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Uh-huh.

[Aberzombie]

Yeehaw!

[Sir Kaikillah]

Woooh Hooo!!!

[Heathansson]

Yaint just wislin Dixie.

[Tegan]

Nope, aint whistlin a tall.

[Aberzombie]

Ah wistled once.

[Kruelaid]

Keeereyest, quit yer clamorin, ahm trying to wire this stump to blow an yer makin me nervus as all heyll!

[Aberzombie]

Jus watch whar ya blow thet thang. Ah knowed this feller once whut used sum dienomite ta blow a stump outta tha ground. The dang thing dun landed on tha feller's dog - killed it dead!

That thar's a true story!

[Heathansson]

Ayyup.

[Larry Lichman]

I knowed a feller that blew his own haind off wit' a sawd off shotgun. Naow HE's gotta stump...hehehe

Man, I cud go fer a beer.

[Aberzombie]

Larry Lichman wrote:

I knowed a feller that blew his own haind off wit' a sawd off shotgun. Naow HE's gotta stump...hehehe

Man, I cud go fer a beer.

Didja give tha feller a nickname? Sumthin like Lefty, Stumpy, er mebbe Handy?

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Larry Lichman]

He already had a nickaname: Shorty. Addin' a Stumpy ta it seemed lahk a bit much..

[Aberzombie]

Mebbe ya coulda started callin 'im Shortstump?

[Sir Kaikillah]

Haah?

[Heathansson]

Yup.

[Aberzombie]

Yessiree!

[Heathansson]

dang skippy!

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Dayum.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Hey! Where are dem burgers? I'm gettin' hongry agin.

Wid catchup.
Ah yusta lahks me sum moshrooms on dere too...but moshrooms are too hippeh-lahk now.

Summin flahm-strayk me a cow.

Ah lahk dat spell...Flahm-strayk. 'Spechully 'gaynst dem hippehs. Nebber know whut hiddem.