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[Heathansson]

Wah is the Elvis zombeh baing purradid out?

[Aberzombie]

Elvis zombeh? ELVIS ZOMBEH??!!! Whut in tarnation is agoin on here? Is you fellers gettin yerselves a new zombeh?

*sniff* Ah feel so betrayeded.

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

Yip yaw.

[Cosmo]

DAGNABBIT!

Ah haint no gol'dang Ell-vess zombeh! Ya'll yunguns'a'gotta pay inTENshun!

This here is just mah high falutin' tooopeee ah made outta this here 'possum skin! Ah'ma'gunna head on down to yonder widow's house down the way an'part-tissipate in a spot'a WOOin'.

Ah may even swing by the local tavern's men's room to git me a touch o'the ol'Co-LOG-knee so's ah smell all pretty.

Now whuddaya says to THAT, chitlins?

[Heathansson]

Thet widder dun tolt me "iffin it smelt lahk kalogn to leave it alogn."
Jester word ovise.

[Cosmo]

Heh...

Y'all just watch an'see this feller'in AXchun.

Ah gots me somma them there silver naked lady mudflaps hon muh reeig. Ah KNOW that the lay-DEEs find'em reeeel stimulatin'... if'n you know whut ah mean.

Ah also stuffed this here varmint that I shot out in the back-forty. Ah'ma gunna give'er it, along with these her flowers'n'candies'n'stuff.

Yer ol'Uncle Cos makes the lay-DEEs swuh-WOOON!

[Heathansson]

Ain't she got tuberculitis, or sum such?

[Heathansson]

She is purdy hot too trot.

[WIX]

Heathansson wrote:

She is purdy hot too trot.

HOT AHHHH I AM ON FIRE AHHHHHHHH!!!

[Aberzombie]

Whut inna sam hill is a'goin on here?

[Aberzombie]

Aw s%#@, them thar gremlins is a'gettin inta tha computer agin.

[Celestial Healer]

Dang hippeh gremlins...

[Tegan]

Wahl Uncle Cos,ifin yer gonna goah wooin doan fergit ta put a shirt on unner yer coveralls. That wida wohman maht take o fence yew showin up without no shirt on. She ain't family...yet.

[Heathansson]

Uncle Cos is gona cortin!!!

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Uncle Cos need to wear dem bloo swade waders o' his.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Tegan wrote:

Wahl Uncle Cos,ifin yer gonna goah wooin doan fergit ta put a shirt on unner yer coveralls. That wida wohman maht take o fence yew showin up without no shirt on. She ain't family...yet.

Thet sounds lahk hippeh talk. In theese parts, the ladies we go a-courtin are ujally family bafore we go courtin 'em. Ya don' 'spect us ta go courtin strangers, now do ya?

[Cosmo]

Tegan wrote:

She ain't family...yet.

Wah makes ya think that?

She just ain't 'meedy-it family. So's it's ok.

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Pour me up a nudder one.... This meedjit fambly talk's done got me raht cotton-moufed.

[Tegan]

Cosmo wrote:

Tegan wrote:

She ain't family...yet.

Wah makes ya think that?

She just ain't 'meedy-it family. So's it's ok.

Enyone pas 4th is fine by me.

[Cosmo]

Tegan wrote:

Enyone pas 4th is fine by me.

Wull... Then whut in TARR-nation ya s'posed to do if'n y'only got 3 cousins?

[Tegan]

Cosmo wrote:

Tegan wrote:

Enyone pas 4th is fine by me.

Wull... Then whut in TARR-nation ya s'posed to do if'n y'only got 3 cousins?

I wuent know, I gots a hol passel uv em so we uslly trah ta pick frum a difernt family trah. An bah "pas 4th" I dun ment mah great aunts sons daughters son.

[Valegrim]

Wut da? hehe; reckon I fell asleep fer a spell under da grill; it being all warm and snuggly like.

figger yer all parched <snap, refills everyones beverage>
I bes git busy oer here.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Valegrim]

Whut?

[Celestial Healer]

Ah jes told you.

[Valegrim]

i aint Jes; tell me agin

[Heathansson]

don't fawl inner hiz trap.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah dun think a wolf-head trofeh would look gud on meh wall nex ta all them hubcaps.

[Valegrim]

yep

[Aberzombie]

Enybudy got a chaw o terbaccy?

[Valegrim]

I feel a bit chewd...

[Kirwyn]

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[Celestial Healer]

...

[Adam Daigle]

Ayup

[Mike McArtor]

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[Cosmo]

...

*sip*

...

[Valegrim]

...
Burp
...

[Heathansson]

brap!

[Aberzombie]

Aw shucks!

[Tegan]

Pass me *hic* a nuthir un.

[Valegrim]

<snap> mor fur evrbody; hehe distilled spirits fur dos witout bodies :)

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm...spirits.

Edit: Crap! More Gremlins!

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Aberzombie]

.....

[Valegrim]

uhunh

[Heathansson]

dayum.