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Aberzombie wrote:
Ayup.

You know, using aliases that way is cheating.


Quite.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Ayup.
You know, using aliases that way is cheating.

Ayup. But it shor wuz fun.


ayyyup.

Scarab Sages

Don't git yer panties inna bunch Lizerd Boah. Ah wuz jes funnin ya. Ah tell ya whut, ah'll hold sumthin down so's ya kin beat it up - mebbe uh mouse.


Aberzombie wrote:
Don't git yer panties inna bunch Lizerd Boah. Ah wuz jes funnin ya. Ah tell ya whut, ah'll hold sumthin down so's ya kin beat it up - mebbe uh mouse.

Ummm...mouse is holding you down. Is you want help?

Scarab Sages

Thar's sum hippeh feller over in the "Website Feedback" thread whut's askin them Paizo fellers ta move this heer thread sumwhar else. Ain't thet sumethin? Dang hippehs!

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Ummm...mouse is holding you down. Is you want help?

Uh mowse is holdin ya down? Hang in thar little lizerd fella! Ah'm gonna go git sum o'tha boyz ta help git thet critter.


Aberzombie wrote:
Thar's sum hippeh feller over in the "Website Feedback" thread whut's askin them Paizo fellers ta move this heer thread sumwhar else. Ain't thet sumethin? Dang hippehs!

He is having point. untitled go good in off-topic or word game place.


So I said to her, I said, lady, are you sure you want me to wax the poodle, and she said yes, so I got the stick and the wax, and I started to rip out it's fur, and she watched, like, the entire thing, until I was finished, then she asked if she could, like, make an appointment, and I think she means to get herself waxed, but no, she says she will bring in her poodle the next day, so I say to her, I say, so whose poodle did I just wax.


“Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour when every one has to throw off his mask? Do you believe that life will always let itself be mocked? Do you think you can slip away a little before midnight in order to avoid this? Or are you not terrified by it? I have seen men in real life who so long deceived others that at last their true nature could not reveal itself;... In every man there is something which to a certain degree prevents him from becoming perfectly transparent to himself; and this may be the case in so high a degree, he may be so inexplicably woven into relationships of life which extend far beyond himself that he almost cannot reveal himself. But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love, and he who cannot love is the most unhappy man of all.”


“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe!!!!!!!

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!!!!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!!!!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought. What the *%%&!&~ is that about anyway?

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two!!! One, two!! WHY??!!! ~&&*~*#!!!! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!!!!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back!!! Come on, you know I'm right!!

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!!!!
O frabjous day! Callooh!!!! Callay!!!!!'
He chortled in his joy. Obviously you are an idiot.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe! IT'S NOT FAIR!!


Twas bwillig, and de swithy toves
Did gywe and gimbwe in de wabe;
Awl mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
And de mome waths outgwabe!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, my son!!!!
De jaws dat bite, de cwaws dat catch!!! &&&# @!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, and shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch!!!!"

He took his vowpal swowd in hand:
Wong time de manxome foe he sought
So wested he by de Tumtum twee,
And stood awhiwe in dought. What de *%%&!& is dat about anyway?

And, as in uffish dought he stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes of fwame,
Came whiffwing thwough de tuwgey wood,
And buwbled as it came!

One, two!!! One, two!! WHY??!!! &&* *#!!!! And thwough and thwough
De vowpal bwade went snickew-snack!!!!
He weft it dead, and wif its head
He went gawumphing back!!! Come on, you know I'm wight!!

"And, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come to my awms, my beamish boy!!!!
O fwabjous day! Cawlooh!!!! Cawlay!!!!!'
He chowtled in his joy. Obviouswy you awe an idiot.

Twas bwillig, and de swithy toves
Did gywe and gimbwe in de wabe;
Awl mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
And de mome waths outgwabe! IT'S NOT FAIW!!


Twas bwiwlig, and de swidy toves
Did gywe and gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
And de mome wads outgwabe!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, my son!!!!
De jaws dat bite, de cwaws dat catch!!! &&&# @!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, and shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch!!!!"

He took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Wong time de manxome foe he sought
So wested he by de Tumtum twee,
And stood awhiwe in dought, oooooh that wascally wabbit! What de *%%&!& is dat about anyway?

And, as in uffish dought he stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes of fwame,
Came whiffwing dwough de tuwgey wood,
And buwbwed as it came!

One, two!!! One, two!! WHY??!!! &&* *#!!!! And dwough and dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack!!!!
He weft it dead, and wif its head
He went gawumphing back!!! Come on, you know I'm wight!!

"And, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come to my awms, my beamish boy!!!!
O fwabjous day! Cawwooh!!!! Cawway!!!!!'
He chowtwed in his joy. Obviouswy you awe an idiot, oooooh that wascally wabbit!

Twas bwiwlig, and de swidy toves
Did gywe and gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
And de mome wads outgwabe! IT'S NOT FAIW!!


Twas bwiwlig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, mah son!!!!
De jaws dat bite, de cwaws dat catch!!! &&&# @!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So wested hay by de Tumtum twee,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, oooooh thet wascally wabbit! Whut de *%%&!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' buwbwed as it came!

Wun, two!!! Wun, two!! Wha??!!! &&* *#!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack!!!!
Hay weft it dead, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back!!! Come on, yawl know Ahm wight!!

"An', has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, mah beamish boy!!!!
O fwabjous day! Cawwooh!!!! Cawway!!!!!'
Hay chowtwed in his joy. Obviouswy yawl awe an idiot, oooooh thet wascally wabbit!

Twas bwiwlig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe! IT'S NOT FAIW!!


Twas bwiwlig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, Arrrr!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, by Lunitari's whistle, mah son! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!
De jaws dat bite, to be sure, de cwaws dat catch!!! &&&# @, by Squerrik's half-fac'd veins!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khurgorbaeyag's gorbellied right foot!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So wested hay by de Tumtum twee,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally wabbit! Whut de *%%&!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, arrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' buwbwed as it came, Arrrr!

Wun, two!!! Wun, two, and dinna spare the whip!! Wha??!!! &&* *#! Shiver me timbers!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyr's wayward kneecaps!!! Come on, I'll warrant ye, yawl know Ahm wight! We'll keel-haul ye!!

"An', arrrr, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, mah beamish lad!!!!
O fwabjous day, by Selvetarm's salty son! Cawwooh, Arrrr!!!! Cawway!!!!!'
Hay chowtwed in his joy. Obviouswy yawl awe an idiot, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally wabbit, by Sess'Innek's unwash'd breakfast!

Twas bwiwlig, by Kikanuti's left toe, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, by Urdlen's evil hammer,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, by Demogorgon's weather-bitten niece! 'tis NOT FAIW! Walk the plank!!


Twas bwiwlig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, Arrrr!!!!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, by Lunitari's whistle, mah son!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!!!!
De jaws dat bite, to be sure, de cwaws dat catch!!!!! &&&# @, by Squerrik's half-fac'd veins!! WHY??!!! ~&&*~*#!!!!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khurgorbaeyag's ~!%&** gorbellied right foot!!!!!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So wested hay by de Tumtum twee,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally !!~%~* wabbit!!!! Whut de *%%&!!!!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, arrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' buwbwed as it came, Arrrr!!!!

Wun, two!!! Wun, two, and dinna spare the whip!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!! Wha??!! GAHHH!!!!! &&* *#!!!! Shiver me timbers!! GAHHH!!!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyr's wayward kneecaps!! GAHHH!!!!! Come on, I'll warrant ye, yawl know Ahm wight!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!

"An', arrrr, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, mah beamish lad!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!!!!
O fwabjous day, by Selvetarm's salty son!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!! Cawwooh, Arrrr!! WHY??!!! ~&&*~*#!!!!!!! Cawway!! GAHHH!!!!!!!'
Hay chowtwed in his joy. Obviouswy yawl awe an idiot, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally wabbit, by Sess'Innek's unwash'd breakfast!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!

Twas bwiwlig, by Kikanuti's left toe, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, by Urdlen's evil hammer,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, by Demogorgon's weather-bitten niece!!! 'tis Not FAIW! Walk the plank!!! &&&#~~@!*!!!!


Twas bwiwlig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, Arrrr! SMURF!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, by Lunitari's whistle, mah son! SMURF!!!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!!!!
De jaws dat bite, to be sure, de cwaws dat catch!!!!! &&&# @, by Squerrik's half-fac'd veins!! WHY??!!! &&* *#! SMURF!!!!!!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khurgorbaeyag's !%&** smurfed right foot!!!!!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So smurfed hay by de Tumtum twee,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally !! % * wabbit! SMURF!!!!!! Whut de *%%&!!!!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, arrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' smurfed as it came, Arrrr! SMURF!!!!!!

Wun, two!!! Wun, two, and dinna spare the whip!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!! Wha??!! GAHHH!!!!! &&* *#!!!! Shiver me timbers!! GAHHH!!!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyr's wayward kneecaps!! GAHHH!!!!! Come on, I'll warrant ye, yawl know Ahm wight!!!! We'll keel-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!

"An', arrrr, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, mah beamish lad!!! &&&# @!*!!!!!!
O fwabjous day, by Selvetarm's salty son!!!! I MEAN, COME ON! SMURF!!!!! Cawwooh, Arrrr!! WHY??!!! &&* *#! SMURF!!!!!!!!! Cawway! SMURF!!!! GAHHH!!!!!!!'
Hay smurfed in his joy. Obviouswy yawl awe an idiot, by Blackbeard's riches, oooooh thet wascally wabbit, by Sess'Innek's unwash'd breakfast!!! &&&# @!*!!!

Twas bwiwlig, by Kikanuti's left toe, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, by Urdlen's evil hammer,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, by Demogorgon's weather-bitten niece!!! 'tis Not FAIW! SMURF!!! Walk the plank!!! &&&# @!*!!!!


Twas bwiwwig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, Awrrr! SMUWF!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, by Lunitawi's whistwe, mah son! SMUWF!!!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!!!!!!!
De jaws dat bite, to be suwe, de cwaws dat catch!!!!! &&&# @, by Squewrik's hawf-fac'd veins!! WHY??!!! &&* *#! SMUWF!!!!!!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khuwgorbaeyag's !%&** smuwfed wight foot!!!!!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So smuwfed hay by de Tumtum twee,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeawd's wiches, oooooh det wascawly !! % * wabbit! SMUWF!!!!!! Whut de *%%&!!!!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, awrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' smuwfed as it came, Awrrr! SMUWF!!!!!!

Wun, two!!! Wun, two, and dinna spawe de whip!!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!!! Wha??!! GAHHH!!!!! &&* *#!!!! Shivew me timbews!! GAHHH!!!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyw's waywawd kneecaps!! GAHHH!!!!! Come on, I'wl wawrant ye, yaww know Ahm wight!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!! GAHHH!!!!

"An', awrrr, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, mah beamish wad!!! &&&# @!*!!!!!!
O fwabjous day, by Selvetawm's sawty son!!!! I MEAN, COME ON! SMUWF!!!!! Cawwooh, Awrrr!! WHY??!!! &&* *#! SMUWF!!!!!!!!! Cawway! SMUWF!!!! GAHHH!!!!!!!'
Hay smuwfed in his joy. Obviouswy yaww awe an idiot, by Blackbeawd's wiches, oooooh det wascawly wabbit, by Sess'Innek's unwash'd bweakfast!!! &&&# @!*!!!

Twas bwiwwig, by Kikanuti's weft toe, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, by Uwdlen's eviw hammew,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, by Demogowgon's weathew-bitten niece!!! 'tis Not FAIW! SMUWF!!! Wawk de pwank!!! &&&# @!*!!!!


Twas bwiwwig, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, aye,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, to be sure, Awrrr, by Iyachtu Xvim's lily-liver'd grandfather! SMUWF, by Wenta's rank veins!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, to be sure, by Lunitawi's whistwe, mah son! SMUWF! Shiver me timbers!!!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye, and dinna spare the whip!!!!!!!
De jaws dat bite, t' be suwe, de cwaws dat catch!!!!! &&&# @, by Uthgar's flap-mouth'd grandfather, by Squewrik's hawf-fac'd veins, by Kiaransalee's penguin-molesting fluffy white cat!! WHY??, by Trithereon's riches!!! &&* *#! SMUWF! Fire the cannons!!!!!!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khuwgorbaeyag's ! Fire the cannons!%&** smuwfed wight foot! Fire the cannons!!!!!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So smuwfed hay by de Tumtum twee, aye,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeawd's wiches, oooooh det wascawly , by Mok'slyk's father!! % * wabbit! Fire the cannons! SMUWF, by Zivilyn's chariot!!!!!! Whut de *%%&! Fire the cannons!!!!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', by Blackbeard's riches, as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, awrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' smuwfed as it came, to be sure, Awrrr, Yaaaaarrrr! SMUWF, Yaaaaarrrr!!!!!!

Wun, two!!! Wun, I'll warrant ye, two, and dinna spawe de whip!!!! I MEAN, COME ON, by Bensozia's feet!!!! Wha??, and dinna spare the whip!! GAHHH! Walk the plank!!!!! &&* *#! Walk the plank!!!! Shivew me timbews, and dinna spare the whip!! GAHHH! Shiver me timbers!!!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack! Fire the cannons!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, aye, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyw's waywawd kneecaps! Fire the cannons!! GAHHH, by Atroa's imp-bladdereddle-headed father!!!!! Come on, I'wl wawrant ye, arrrr, yaww know Ahm wight, by Beltar's brazen-faced treasure!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!! GAHHH, by Sargonnas's mewling balls!!!!

"An', awrrr, I'll warrant ye, has dou swain de Jabbewwock?
Come tuh mah awms, aye, mah beamish wad, by Mok'slyk's shard-borne ring!!! &&&# @!*!!!!!!
O fwabjous day, arrrr, by Selvetawm's sawty son!!!! I MEAN, COME ON! SMUWF, by Loviatar's boil-brain'd blanket!!!!! Cawwooh, Awrrr, by Gorellik's wealth!! WHY??, by Zinzerena's lunch!!! &&* *#, Yaaaaarrrr! SMUWF!!!!!!!!! Cawway, and dinna spare the whip! SMUWF, by Sardior's dagger!!!! GAHHH!!!!!!!'
Hay smuwfed in his joy. Obviouswy yaww awe an idiot, by Blackbeawd's wiches, I'll warrant ye, oooooh det wascawly wabbit, by Sess'Innek's unwash'd bweakfast!!! &&&# @!*!!!

Twas bwiwwig, by Blackbeard's riches, by Kikanuti's weft toe, arrrr, an' de swidy toves
Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, by Uwdlen's eviw hammew,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, to be sure, by Demogowgon's weathew-bitten niece! Walk the plank!!! 'tis Not FAIW! Shiver me timbers! SMUWF!!! Wawk de pwank!!! &&&# @, and dinna spare the whip!*!!!!


Ritalin?

Scarab Sages

Sumthin ain't raht with thet boah


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Twas bwiwwig, an' de swidy toves

Did gywe an' gimbwe in de wabe;
Aww mimsy wewe de bowogoves, aye,
An' de mome wads outgwabe, to be sure, Awrrr, by Iyachtu Xvim's lily-liver'd grandfather! SMUWF, by Wenta's rank veins!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bewawe de Jabbewwock, to be sure, by Lunitawi's whistwe, mah son! SMUWF! Shiver me timbers!!!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye, and dinna spare the whip!!!!!!!
De jaws dat bite, t' be suwe, de cwaws dat catch!!!!! &&&# @, by Uthgar's flap-mouth'd grandfather, by Squewrik's hawf-fac'd veins, by Kiaransalee's penguin-molesting fluffy white cat!! WHY??, by Trithereon's riches!!! &&* *#! SMUWF! Fire the cannons!!!!!!*!!!
Bewawe de Jubjub biwd, an' shun
De fwumious Bandewsnatch, by Khuwgorbaeyag's ! Fire the cannons!%&** smuwfed wight foot! Fire the cannons!!!!!!!!"

Hay took his vowpaw swowd in hand:
Won' tahm de manxome foe hay sought
So smuwfed hay by de Tumtum twee, aye,
An' stood awhiwe in dought, by Blackbeawd's wiches, oooooh det wascawly , by Mok'slyk's father!! % * wabbit! Fire the cannons! SMUWF, by Zivilyn's chariot!!!!!! Whut de *%%&! Fire the cannons!!!!& iz dat 'bout anyway?

An', by Blackbeard's riches, as in uffish dought hay stood,
De Jabbewwock, wif eyes uh fwame, awrrr,
Came whiffwin' dwough de tuwgey wood,
An' smuwfed as it came, to be sure, Awrrr, Yaaaaarrrr! SMUWF, Yaaaaarrrr!!!!!!

Wun, two!!! Wun, I'll warrant ye, two, and dinna spawe de whip!!!! I MEAN, COME ON, by Bensozia's feet!!!! Wha??, and dinna spare the whip!! GAHHH! Walk the plank!!!!! &&* *#! Walk the plank!!!! Shivew me timbews, and dinna spare the whip!! GAHHH! Shiver me timbers!!!!!! An' dwough an' dwough
De vowpaw bwade went snickew-snack! Fire the cannons!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!!!!
Hay weft it dead, aye, an' wif its head
Hay went gawumphin' back, by Tyw's waywawd kneecaps! Fire the cannons!! GAHHH, by Atroa's imp-bladdereddle-headed father!!!!! Come on, I'wl wawrant ye, arrrr, yaww know Ahm wight, by Beltar's brazen-faced treasure!!!! We'wl keew-haul ye!! GAHHH, by Sargonnas's mewling...

...

...dat is cheating too.


ayup.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
ayup.

Dis accent is getting worse.


Hippity-hoppity


Kill da wabbit
bang; bang; bang.


We really need to do something about this accent.


Greetings, heroes! Please, you must help me! That orc over there has my pie! *points to KC*

Scarab Sages

Whut're ya, sum kinda dang hippeh?


Fear not, fair damsel. The brute has four hit points. Here is a dagger. Call me when you level.

Liberty's Edge

ayup.


ayup.


Nope

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


I heared sumthin' unner thuh poarch there.

We got coons agin?

Scarab Sages

Kruelaid wrote:

I heared sumthin' unner thuh poarch there.

We got coons agin?

Mebbe thet's jes Uncle Cosmo.


Someone could say ["I want to ki[b][/b]ll the pres[i][/i]ident of the United States"] here, and nobody would ever notice.

Sovereign Court

Kruelaid wrote:

I heared sumthin' unner thuh poarch there.

We got coons agin?

A possum mebbe? Them's good eats...


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Someone could say ["I want to ki[b][/b]ll the pres[i][/i]ident of the United States"] here, and nobody would ever notice.

Is because thread is DUMB. Should have been killed while ago. STUPID thread.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
Someone could say ["I want to ki[b][/b]ll the pres[i][/i]ident of the United States"] here, and nobody would ever notice.
Is because thread is DUMB. Should have been killed while ago. STUPID thread.

Ah'm guessin thet's how come ya NEVAH post heer, huh Lizerd Boah.

Sovereign Court

Heez one of them Hippie-crits.


Callous Jack wrote:
Heez one of them Hippie-crits.

I is wish you is not use lame puns. They is lame.

Liberty's Edge

Boah, I new Pun Pun thu kabowd. I'm hya teyyuh.....yaint no Pun Pun.

Sovereign Court

You is keep postin' in this here thread, varmint.

Liberty's Edge

ayup.


I reckon so.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.

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