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KILL DA KOBOLD!

Spoiler:
Like that's actually a challenge or something.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Scarab Sages

Ah met this undertaker feller once whut told me sumthin lahk thet. He telled me "thuh erlee worm gits thuh bird."

Sovereign Court

Why'd he flip off a worm?


Wally Wabbit wrote:

KILL DA KOBOLD!

** spoiler omitted **

Thewe you awe, you wascawwy wabbit!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Thewe you awe, you wascawwy wabbit!

Giv it yer best shot, ya overgroan lizerd. Ah eat little fellers lahk ya fer brekfest.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.


Wally Wabbit wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Thewe you awe, you wascawwy wabbit!
Giv it yer best shot, ya overgroan lizerd. Ah eat little fellers lahk ya fer brekfest.

*BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM*

I is got machine. It easier.

Liberty's Edge

ayup.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

5000, you say?

Sovereign Court

Vic Wertz wrote:
5000, you say?

Uh think Vic got into Trey's moonshon.


This has become rather a peculiar thread for it's length, what.
I see little that is perspicuous or perspicacious about it.


This har thread is useless as mah cousin Moe.

Liberty's Edge

Hays pruf uh wut Guvnuh Jerry Brown wuz tawkin bout win hay sayd sumtahmw, Les iz Moe.


I went tiger hunting with a rather ebullient chappie from Marrakesh. We traversed a swath of quite daunting vegetation in search of the brute. It had developed somewhat of an appetite for the natives, and was rather interfering with the company's interests in the region. After a confounded time hacking away at all sorts of horrid tropical plants, we came to a small path. A tiger leapt from behind a palm leaf, and bit my coolie's head clean orf. While I was readying my Weatherby, the beast went "Rhaaaargh!"

Soiled myself I'm sorry to say.

(I mean soiled myself a moment ago, when I went "Rhaaaargh!")

So you see, I am again in rather urgent requirement of a commode.

Scarab Sages

Dang hippeh.

Liberty's Edge

Wut eyemorldul haint err aaah,
darta fraimp thah furse simmi-traaah?

Liberty's Edge

Thet thar werks oln so many levols.


Callous Jack wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
5000, you say?
Uh think Vic got into Trey's moonshon.

Thet's all right. Ah finely found the wun ah burried hind the shid when thuh gummint min wus comin round.

Who's this Les feller everwun's talkin about?

Liberty's Edge

Ayyup.


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:


So you see, I am again in rather urgent requirement of a commode.

Th'outhouse is over pas th'chikin coops. Mite ought check fer spiders afore yuh set.

Thet Heathy can cite th'gospel better'n innywun.

Liberty's Edge

Boah, it were sum English poet lahk Ian Fleming err sumpin.


Thank you awfully.

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.


I reckon so.

Liberty's Edge

Dang kobots.


ayup.

Liberty's Edge

wuh?


Baaaa.

Liberty's Edge

Baaa baaaa....


Eee..? Eeeyuh ? Eeeeyuhun?

Thet uh name ur sunthin?

Wisht thim inglish wuld lern theyselves sum inglish. He the wun got sunthin in's eye?


ayup.


The Sphinx wrote:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

*holds up skull dramatically*

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, The Sphinx...

*eats cheeze with free hand*

-Kurocyn


ah; weather almost good enough to get fire the pit BBQ up and soon them volleyball girls will be back bouncing and swatting that ball back and forth; ah; summer on da way.


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:


So you see, I am again in rather urgent requirement of a commode.

Keeeraist!

Liberty's Edge

Thet boah ain't one tuh haiftuh s&$! er git offin th' pot.


I is really wishing I is knew why this not on 'off-topic' or 'word games' forums...


ayup.


You is know, I hate accents Post Monster put here, but at least he no have 'ninja' accent...because that is get Mike Mcarter very excited. And he might break another lamp.

Liberty's Edge

Yew lahk Dayin Day? Ah Lahk Dayin Day.
Thar, we's disgustin Dayin Day.

Happeh now, kobohippeh?


Ah seed uh, uh, whatchicallit, uh hippergrift er uh squigamahellon er sumthin once.

Liberty's Edge

Yeh, but wuzya drunk.


Ah wuz awake, warn't I? Don't see n'sense in doin thet sober.


Lissin fellers, this is seerius. If'n we don't start talkin bout open gamin er sum sech, they gon move us down the road t'the werd games er off-topic sekchin fer shure. Jes play 'long an they mite not notis.

So, Aber, ah bit you done got lots uh thim, uh, uh, crictul hits an whatnot? Ah got a few, m'self.

Scarab Sages

Ah wuz thinkin ah'm immoon ta them critterkal hits. Ain't thet one uh thuh benuhfits uh bein undead?


Ah shur do think yur raht Mr. Zombeh


Ayup


Whut thet feller said.


Ah reckon so.

Scarab Sages

Ayup.

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