an opera duet.
The rogue laughed
because he knew
that opera sucks.
Figeroa stabs Matt_the_dm.
I've been stabbed!!!
S.W.A.T. arrives and
loudly commands matt_the_dm
"Drop the Slaad!"
and soils himself
. "I've been soiled!!!!"
"and stabbed in"
Mexico! Why is
that not surprising?
Too much tequila.
heal or otherwise
choose Purgatory as
your new home.
I'm not capitulating.
said matt. Mephisto
shall be my
monkey organ grinder.
For I shall
rule the world!!!!
" sang the monkey.
Tributes were offered
on live television
watched by millions.
Sneakily, the rogue
stole Sajak's toupee.
The crowd stampeded
by, provoking an
enormous pie fight
enter Three Stooges
, "Woop woop woop!"
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
The dust settled
over the amazingly
crafted Stooge simulacrums
that stood testament
to everything Stooge.
an umbilical cord
made of bratwurst
attacked the rogue.
scoffed Prince William
whilst hastily making