Unimpressed, the succubus
picked her nose
unsuccessfully, setting off
a fiendish snot
and crawled away
... from the cliff.
Hordes of werelemmings
consumed some werecabbages
while the meme
acted out 'Evita'
Rita no Leeta
was the star.
Other notable performances
by Carrot Top
with tar, feathers,
and strapping young
The band played
wicked accordion solos
of the master
pretzelmakers of Canada.
the lame duck's
goose, the rogue
committing sepuku because
the goose was
his polymorphed master
there was hope
for Lucy the
mad cow barbarian.
She would never
Until the butcher
wrote this haiku:
"Eastwood eating Spam
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
fishheads in stockings".
said the turtle
reading the butcher's
fairly silly limerick:
"A house maid
with really big