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You could just remove some of those disease ridding spells from your campaign. Divine casters could afford to be nerfed anyway. Koga: Ew! Disease people! The Koga wouldn't touch them with a twenty foot mindblade!
Koga: Ehhh The Koga has a sugar imbalance...
The Koga only did once, and it was completely by accident. We were randomy assigned character sheets and someone meationed a girl's name (can't remember it now, it was one of those open-ended type of games) and The Koga was all psyched and was going to flirt with her. Till The Koga realized he was her! And there was another girl in the party but now it was futile to even try! Needless to say The Koga spent alot of time just selfishly hording and doing his own thing. Without girls, what's the point?!
To throw away his mask! Now everyone can see... The Koga's true iddentity!
(Finnaly got the pic up lol!)
The Koga had to post this, it was just too funny. *As always Shanna is having a one-sided argument
Shanna: You never take anything seriously! Blahblahblah! You won't even kiss me you just "hangout" with me! I should call the police for satutory. *don't know how to spell it but you know what The Koga is talking about* *Shanna has subcosnciely rolled intimidate check, it's succesful, but because Koga's wisdom has some kindof negative axis, it actually HELP him resist fear and only becomes shaken* Shanna: You suck! I'm never talking to you again! I'm going to go out with Chris cause I know you hate him! Koga: Who's Chris? Shanna: REMEMBER?! THE GUY YOU THREATEND?! Koga: You know how many people The Koga threatens a day?! You gotta' be more specific! Shanna: Over me?! *Scoff* Nevermind! I hate you, and I aint talking to you anymore! And you don't even care. *Koga just rolled a critical fumble in chutzpuh check* Koga: Ashley, you aren't the first person to--
Koga: No, cause we stopped talking like The Koga said. : P
Koga: Guess this means no D&D game tommorow.. Feel free to post when you feel your spirit rolled a criticle fumble, or for that matter critical hit. : D
Heh, nice pun Big D. Oh, this was one The Koga used at a Christian forum to send chills down thier spine. "Everyone always talks about 'The Light', The Light's so wonderful, so powerful, nothing is faster then Light! When are you going to remember the universe is infinite and cold? Void of your precious Light. No matter how fast Light travels.. Only Darkness awaits it!" Didn't send chills, one just claimed that sounded like something from Star Wars from a Sith's mouth and everyone just started laughing. -_ -;;
The Koga loves this game, for ascii technology it's stupendous. Then again The Koga always liked dungeon crawler "rpgs" over long drawn out Final Fantasy and crap. The Koga considerd converting D&D into a tabletop nethack, for starts every class would need use magick device as a class skill. But The Koga figures he'd see who here likes it, cause none of his pals have heard of it, and Shanna downloaded it and said "this is completely random and irritating". Which might be why The Koga likes it so. : P
Not in cd player but already it's comeon like four times today on the radio. Beastie Boys "You gotta' fight for your right (to party)".
The Koga at a spiritual forum a while back made his DOGma. (Symbolic that the canine has the right idea about life.) Chaos magicians and Satanists liked it, everyone else not so much. The Dogs Rules To Life: (Lowerd to a more family friendly wording) If you can't have intercourse with it, just love it.
Our group of geekoid friends have established that The Koga is chaotic neutral, here's an example of chaotic neutral done perfectly. (As most often they teeter between chaotic evil and chaotic good.) Two examples actually, and this stuff ACTUALLY happend. Life's too loony to makeup.. Josh: Koga, you go on and on about how you're "an anarchist". Have you even heard of the Anarchist Cookbook? Koga: Why would The Koga waste his time reading a cookbook?! The Koga wishes to smash the state! Not bake you a pie! Shanna: OMG you're an idiot.. Pete: I've been telling you two that for months now.. Josh: Well, the book be right up your alley, it talks about bombs, fraud, stuff like that. Don't know how you'll find it though, it's banned in most countries. Koga: THE KOGA WILL GOOGLE IT! Shanna: Let me kill him.. please.. --Later after The Koga googles (and succesfuly finds!) The Anarchist Cookbook-- Koga: Upon further research. Pete: He skimmed through it. Koga: Shutup. Upon further research, The Koga has concluded that these matireals are both tedius and expensive. And go against The Koga's idea of a libertated society. Pete: Another words he's lazy and doesn't want to be jailbait. Koga: SHUTUP! The Koga could just as easily send his message across by using this here crowbar to eradicate the Earth destroying machines you conformists call automobiles, and use this spraypaint can to vandalize federal walls with (A)narchy symbols. Think in the longterm, doing this will cost the state millions of dollars. The best way to start a revolution is to hit them where it hurts, the bank account. Josh: This idea is stupid. For one, like they wouldn't see a guy with a crowbar and a spraypaint can coming a mile away?! Second emotion, you talk about cars destroying the Earth. What do you think those toxins in the spraypaint can do? Isn't that, oh I don't know, HYPOCRITICAL? Koga: Yes, but it's The Koga doing it, not them, so that makes it okay. Josh: ... Shanna: I'm going to kill him I swear. Pete: Koga for 2008. Oh wait, you have to have a DIPLOMA to run for president. Koga: Shutup Pete!
The Koga isn't really lord of anything, more of a powerful creature that awakens every once in awhile to post something random, like some kindof chaotic neutral Cthulhu.
http://alienlovespredator.com/ Probably the only webcomic The Koga really likes, all others just give him something to do. Pete introduced The Koga to this comic cause he said it reminded him of us.
The Koga just has a disturbing image of our two party system becoming a nine party system (renamed "alingments") and each sporting the symbol of the assumed diety like neutral good=Pelor, lawful neutral=Bacob, etc.
Why pay 2sp when The Koga can use a quarterstaff as a 10ft pole for zero? Is there any problem the staff can't solve..
Game with Hitler are you insane? He'd be such a rules nazi. : P The Koga hmm.. would probably want George Lucas to be the GM. He could do a science fiction dnd game like SpellJammer or Darksun right..
Realism couldn't hurt, and could provide much needed game balance. For example weapons, why are weapons the way they are? Hardness checks, sunder, why not just use a percentile dice or a weapon hp system like Diablo? Even the economics of the game don't make sense, why does a club cost the same amount as a quarterstaff? (Nothing.) Staffs are obviously better, so why would you pick a club? With an hp system, this could make sense to either choose a club or a staff. And hp, hp is a flawed system, The Koga likes the mutants & masterminds system, that way throughout the entire game your health is the same (or atleast close to it.) the only thing that progresses is your abilities. As it should be.. Then again D&D as a whole is a very jank system. You'd be better off just using GURPS and slapping Dungeons&Dragons infront of it..
The Koga lives in Tampa, could walk to channel 13 news if he wanted to.. He thought about going to The Silver Dragon. They have friday night dnd five bucks admission, and The Koga needs to find gamers. Girl gamers prefflebly.. *cough*
Found another cool D&D test for you guys! Don't let the rating tag fool you, it SHOULD be rated Teen, besides a few naughty words and suggestive themes, The Koga has seen worse on saturday morning cartoon shows..
Apparently The Koga is a chaotic good half-orc barbarian. (No question, those results were the only ones that got any significant stats.) And his half brother Pete is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian. -_0
Another rant! Everybody always wants The Koga to GM, WHY GOD?! The Koga hates GMing! All the planning, and the responsibility, and the having to keep track of sheets and stastics and hear the whining. "Koga, Shanna's poking me!" "Am not.."
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http://hyboria.xoth.net/prestige-classes/hyborian_ranger.htm
so is it gettin' sunnier yet? Depends on how you look at it. The Koga got dumped by his girlfriend, but rather then be upset it was.. an enlightening exprience.. she was just as shocked as The Koga when he was like "menh, ok.." she couldn't understand it, The Koga came to the relization he doesn't NEED anyone, sure it's nice to have people, but it's not mandatory. So The Koga finnaly became emotionaly independant, and the next logical step would be fincial independance, so he's looking for a job, and has actually sided at political convetions with the libertarians/Republicans on lower taxes. (When but a few months ago he was a raving mad commie. The Okcupid test will even show you he use to be ontop of Vader's head now he's at Adam Sandler's mouth) the new conspiracy going around is The Koga has been brainwashed. But sense he doesn't go many places that'd be impossible, unless they built a brain machine! : P lol, you could probably game with The Koga sooner then you think, he's at two sites RPOL (Shanna introduced that one to him) and dndonline. (Under a differant username.) Mindyou, the reason he's not gaming with his friends is because they can't agree on the type of setting. John: Dragonlance! Magick is rare, as it should be!
This is what The Koga has to deal with everyday.. : P That was a kindof in-story rant about dnd lol!
The Koga has a ton of dnd rants. #1: If it aint broken, don't fix it. Unfourtanately most everything is broken! #2: Giveup on divine classes, just giveup, they're way too powerful. For wotc being a wholly securalist-company, they sure went haywire on the divine classes. Compensating much? Keep divinity an RP issue. #3: Paladins, wtf.. The Koga has detect evil for a reason! If he detects something as evil it's having a sword penetrated through them! Paladins were based off ruthless Templars who had no qualms about killing people they THOUGHT were evil, The Koga has the ability to KNOW they're evil, so excuuuse him if he's arrogant and unstealthy! #4: The Koga is NOT a pirate! >_<;; Why do girls think The Koga is a pirate?! #5: d20 ok, can understand it's a d20 game, but why so many d10s and d6s? What about d8s, d12s, d4s, and d3s? They need love to. And #6: Gear. Sunder attempts are about the only time your gear breaking comes into place. Why? Most rpgs, hell, even DIABLO has enough brains to know weapons can't last forever, why not dnd? All weapon hit die would do is encourage more game balance because frankly with the current system, only a person with negative intelligence would choose a club over a quarterstaff, and both are free.
The Koga has noticed a strange quincidence, that most rpgs just seem to ignore half the dice. Whitewolf wouldn't be anywhere without the d10. D&D is obviously a d20 based system, so much so Green Ronin invented "True d20" using only that dice. FUDGE/GURPS thrive on d6. (Which is a wonder anyway, sure d6 you can buy a package at the dollar store, but d6 are intended for board games man!) Why is the rpg industry so shy to the d4s, d8s, and d12s? It's like these guys have some kindof disease or something and nobody wants to touch them! So The Koga is working on his own freeform rpg, one that uses nothing BUT d4s, d8s, and d12s! That way they get some recognition too! As for d100s and d3s, those aren't even real dice but abomonations who leech off the life expectantcy of other die. (d100=two d10/d3=either d4 re-roll 4s or d6 divided by two.)
The Koga wonders if his alingment would still be chaotic afterall these spellcasters have presented themself, forcing him to learn "anti-magick field" and take the feat "permanency" (And The Koga hates meta-magick feats) simply to "nerf the munchkins" and bring order to an otherwise chaotic world of sorcerey..
Heh, actually everyone's debating who's more evil between The Koga or the gm aka: The Computer. Sure, The Computer sends us on ridicously hard missions with no real chance of success and is quick to judge us as either traitors or incompetant and either way end our lives.. But The Koga, well.. he plays psychological games. Made one of his team members become "rehabilitated" rather then just killing him. He's like Chef in that episode the super adventure club now with the dislocated speech patterns and that "off" personality. Put another one of his team members in a spot where he's a slave, as happyness officer, and it would make The Koga happy if he stopped talking back and did what he was suppose to do! And then.. there's the guy who killed The Koga's last clone, he is the only one (so far..) to face death as the same tools used on his version one cyborg were used on version two, so some "backup files" remained intact, like his clone's death for instance, it wasn't too hard to have him killed. Koga: Guess what?
That's why The Koga loves n00bs, they're weak, don't think for themselves, and make great cannon fodder. And sense there's no girls in the game, The Koga doesn't have to hold back. >: D It's too bad they don't know The Koga's three and only weaknesses. Diet soda. (Which can be used as bribery to be good.)
Sounds about right, The Koga's advise. If you want to play an athiest spellcaster, play a psionic.
The Koga loved that article, it was that one that got him hooked on Dragon, Darksun is still The Koga's favorite campaighn setting. Then again, The Koga loves science fiction, especialy that of post-appocalyptic worlds and steampunk. Which Darksun can do increddibly well..
The Koga has a much faster way to see your demon pal! Get yourself a Necronomicon, (they're like eight bucks at Barnes N Noble) scribe the seal, and say the incanation. Fing, Fang, Foom, there's your demon. >: ) As for the infinite gods thing, that won't work, because they've always said God was infinite, so they'll like, just change the subtle definition of what they meant by infinite. It really doesn't make a differance. The Koga wants to see less Star Trek and more infinite crisis! The multiverse where The Koga stayed in school and probably actually had a girlfriend! Oh, The Koga is so going to enjoy slaughtering that prick to make his universe the sole survivor. *Koga Earth-2*This is madness, there has to be a way to save both our universes, I mean hell, if all this sorcerey and crap can fly, why can't such a heroic act? *Koga Earth-1*You don't know what madness is untill you've read the book of dead laws imputent half-one! You have grown soft with social life, and stopped reffering to yourself in the third person! Now The Koga will smash! *Koga Earth-2*That's not even really third person, third person would be "Koga will smash" The Koga implies some outside force, even wrestlers try to keep "The" to a minimum. Man i'm glad I stayed in school! *Earth-1 Koga leaps at Earth-2 Koga and bites out his eyeballs*
lol, thanks everyone, the game has been going swell. The GM actually took The Koga aside and when his first clone died (And not for treason or accident, a team-member killed The Koga on purpose) told him he was going to stick his new clone in an entirely differant secret society, both for gameplot reasons and because he thought The Koga's play style would be more fitting for that society. That one being corpore Metal. XP
The Koga has always saw the differant playable races as well.. differant races lol! Elves=Whites.
The Koga comes to that conclusion by the races general attitude and how they act towards one another.
To Fake Healer: Yeah, The Koga's just been busy, and he's already half way done reading The Necronomicon! When he meationed "human banishment spells" his Wiccan mother freaked out. XP As for sorcerer or wizard, The Koga's going to have to go with sorcerer, for one, he likes underpowerd over overpowerd games, secondly, the sorcerer has more roleplaying depth, with charsima as the casting stat, he's going to get modifier bonuses in cha based skills, which offer alot more roleplaying legroom then the wizard, sure the wizard "knows" stuff (knowledge) but can he LIE and say he knows things to get everyone to listen to him anyway? Can he intimidate foes with his spellcraft without actually casting a spell? Not very likely. Though The Koga would never use diplomacy, diplomacy is for weakling Swedish characters like bards. XP
The Koga's first D&D character was a spell-less ranger archer varaint that did not cast spells, he was a Robin Hood knockoff and got on everybody's nerves cause he was obnoxious and lied all the time but sucked at lieing. He especialy got on the nerves of a female paladin party member who happend to be a guy in real-life. Needless to say, The Koga did not hold back delivering anguish to this she-man.. Just because it's D&D, doesn't mean we want to know your most intimate fantasies!
Shouldn't the keyblade just be a longsword with a special effect that makes all open lock attempts succesful? (Less ofcourse you roll that critical fumble.)
But you forget all of Dragon's wonderful supplements to help make the sorcerer better! Apply bloodline feats, "diety" structures as in issue #343, and if you want it to feel differant from the wizard the battle sorcerer variant from unearthed arcana. Then you got an arcane cleric bassicaly.. Infact, The Koga will compare this battle sorcerer w/Dragon stuff compared to a cleric. Battle Sorcerer gains more domains. (If the exact alingment as god.)
Clerics gain more proffietcies with weapons and armour.
All in all this evens the arcane and divine casters out. Now if only this balance applied to casters vs melee characters lol..
Werewolf? Hah, jokes on you, The Koga's a wererat! (No seriously, everybody says The Koga looks like a man size rat, and he does eat cheese just about everyday.. : \ )
Heh, well actually one of the players was stupid enough to leave his sheet ungaurded, The Koga took a peak and saw his secret society: communist! Now The Koga has so much he can blackmail off of he better do as he is told mwahahahah! And with no girls in the game The Koga is unhibited by a desire to appear as though he has feelings or remouse for other living things! >: D
Heh, you wouldn't be able to use that tactic in a Koga game. He invented were-elementals! Mostly getting the idea from comic books, guys like The Human Torch and Collusus would made excellent were-elementals..
In this case, swords beat guns (and trust The Koga that's rare) because it's more convient to have a silver-blade that you can stab the lycanthrope with rather then silver bullets which could possibly miss or not hit the lycanthrope where you want it too.. Also silver powder works to, just carry it in a little pouch and blow it in thier face, got the idea from Blade where they breathed it in and it destroyed them from the inside out. The Koga is secretly a lycanthrope, if he wears silver, he gets a MAJOR rash and his skin starts to get all puffy and scabby, he thinks he inherits this from his dad, (who has the worst family, seriously, wolves would probably be better..) who for some reason won't wear silver under any circumstance.
lol, The Koga just found that out, he gave us info, were just rolling a bunch of dice bassicaly, alot of the other players don't quite get it but The Koga is a quick learner and got it almost immideatly. He's looking up the organization he's apart of called the FCCC-P, ofcourse he can't help the other players out TOO much, because we were told to keep our sheets to ourself and the GM, so The Koga doesn't know how much he can trust his team, but rather will tell them just enough to insure they get killed before The Koga. It's actually quite easy for The Koga despite how the game is meant for people who DON'T like control, The Koga takes great passion in making other people miserable, infact Daniel the anime freak compared The Koga to a Legato Bluesummers/Vash the stampede hybrid, on the surface he acts like Vash, aloof, loud, undignified, but he thinks like Legato, in that the only sure things in life are pain, death, emptyness, and extasy from submitting to evil. That and The Koga has the uncanny ability to fix dice rolls to his will, seriously, alot of times The Koga rolls low on purpose just so it's funny.
The Koga lives in Tampa. Yes, it is Hell. Not a girl in sight.
One of The Koga's friends wants to run an rpg called Paranoia, he's sure you've heard of it, now, he says we don't need any knowledge of the game inorder to play it, that everything can be done via the GM, that's all well and good but The Koga LIKES knowing how the rules work, he always needs to have a sense of control. (Even if the odds are stacked against him, as long as he feels in control, that's all that matters..) And he's not giving us any info on how to make characters or anything.. During his search, he's managed to find npc generators, pdf files of character sheets, and splatbook advertisements, but other then that not much else. This must be a popular game as it wasn't very difficult to find things on it, so could any of you help The Koga with info on how to make a character or a site that could assist him? That way he can stick it to the GM, it's not about powergaming with The Koga, he just wants a tidbit of control, lawful neutral. XP
The Koga has the brain of a bug, but if you need his help with anything that doesn't involve being more intelligent then a ten year old he's your man! lol..
Waffles PwN pancakes!
Though The Koga feels kobold/goblins should be given a break (then again, he likes kobold/goblins.) He does not have the same sympathy for half-races, they really shouldn't even exsist. In Tolkien's world (which D&D was originaly based on) there were no "half-elves" or "half-orcs" if a human and orc/elf got it on, they were either born a human or whatever other race they boned. You could keep the flavour of your background story with a human parent, but mechanichaly there'd be no differance as it should be. This is why The Koga just uses the orc for a PC race instead of a half-orc. (Which is another thing, why isn't the orc considerd a PC race if the half-orc is?) Another theory is humans simply cannot reproduce with other races, which makes alot of sense considering dogs can't mate with wolves to produce pups despite thier simalarities. (Atleast The Koga thinks so..) The only system that seemed to make half-races equaly as strong as non-half ones was Dragon's Darksun article, which was only because EVERYTHING in Darksun is uber, infact they even stated the average ECL described there would probably be even higher in a normal setting.
The Koga thought about checking them out, but it's also fun to create classes lol, The Koga's "prototype" wheel has around 15 classes, and because some feats are better then others there's feat-points instead of feats every 3 levels.
....and that crazy eightball to perform divination magic. The Koga was waiting for somebody to notice this, yes, the real world could be considerd "high magick" but it's also "low power" magick is just not convient most of time, requiring loads of time, work, precision, patience, or alternatively risks.. (Like when teenagers use black magick..) Spells as we know them are more like incantations as expressed in unearthed arcana.. Speaking of which, The Koga has a question, is it ok to post homebrew classes? The Koga has yet to see any, and he doesn't know where else to go to get some feedback on a homebrew world he's working on which has all new base classes (replacing all the old ones..)
lol, so far that's Pirates: 4
Aint counting abomonations like pirate-ninja, Final Fantasy is a perfect example of what happens when you try to play God. Pirate-Ninja=Yuffie. *shudder*
Heck, if you saw Underworld it's like that! Pirates=lycan, Vampires=Ninja. And then that super-freak hyrbid was formed. (The Koga only let it slide because that hot vamp chick willed it.)
The Koga will answer this age old question once and for all right here in off-topic! XP Here's rally a score board and keep track, and see who wins.. vote which you pefer and why.. Ninja: Pirates:
If The Koga remembers correctly they WON'T be producing anymore d20 Star Wars products because LucasArts broke thier contract or something.. Which may be for the best, Star Wars would probably be better under GURPs..
Zogonia is The Koga's favorite, it's morbid, it's more like a real D&D party, and there isn't all those flashy spells like in Nodwick..the others he could take or leave.
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