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Lenin on Imperialism: The "Too Long; Didn't Read" Version by Doodlebug Anklebiter

Lenin defines capitalist imperialism as follows:

"(1) The concentration of production and capital has developed to such a high stage that it has created monopolies which play a decisive role in economic life; (2) the merging of bank capital with industrial capital and the creation, on the basis of this ‘finance capital,’ of a financial oligarchy; (3) the export of capital, as distinguished from the export of commodities, acquires exceptional importance; (4) the formation of international monopolist capitalist associations which share the world among themselves; and (5) the territorial division of the whole world among the biggest capitalist powers is completed.”

Of course, there are other, non-Leninist definitions.

I remember, not too long ago, reading my old comrades' articles on Solidarnosc back in the early eighties and I was struck by their claims (which I never attempted to verify) that the Soviet Stalinists had a conscious policy to keep the standards of living in Poland higher than they were in the Soviet Union proper.

I don't know if that was a specific thing for Poland (Gierek?, Gomulka?, name from the past keep appearing, uncalled for, in my memory!), but I remember thinking that it was an interesting reversal of standard imperialist practice.


[Switches hats]

What are the state of German-Polish relations these days? I always kinda figured they suck America's genitalia, to prettify the language of Foreign Minister Sikorski, because they couldn't trust anyone around them.

Also, because of gratitude for support when I tried to crush those Solidarnosc hippies.


EDIT: Nevermind; on second read it didn't say what I originally thought it said.

[Drinks more coffee]


Speaking of Poland....this is my second avatar that has passed away irl.

:(


Drejk wrote:

Nooo! I won't come back!!!

Will there be cookies with the tea?

Cookies, mazurek cake, kogel mogel, we got all that good shiznit.


Drejk wrote:
Hey! People who reject perfectly reasonable politics are clearly mentally ill and need help! Also, isolating such deranged individuals from others to avoid their insanity making other questioning perfectly reasonable politics is beneficial to everyone.

Baby Drejk!

How did you get out of the asylum?

Come on now, you don't want to miss tea, do you? We'll warm up the samovar, play some whist and you can tell me all about your "friends" on Paizo...

[Motions to white jacketed orderlies]


I missed the fun. I'll get you yet, Baby Drejk!


Bozhe moi!

Um, I mean, O mój Boże!

[Shakes fist]


Baby Drejk, why are you being so mean to Comrade Dwarf?


There you are, Baby Drejk!!!

Vengeance is mine!


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Drejk wrote:
Bah! I survived Martial Law, soldiers and tanks as a three year old child!

[On the phone, circa 1981]

Excellent, excellent, you picked up Lech? Excellent, what about Kuron?

[Rubs hands with glee]

Excellent! What about Baby Drejk? What?!? He got away?!? Wtf?!? Get Brezhnev on the phone, we might as well give up now!